@WonderWino seems to be well versed in older TV shows wasn't there a entire Simpsons arc/side plot in the 90s about how dated Fonzi was? Roy or something? He was just "cool" but felt out of place.
Making Werns Fonzi fetish even funnier media aimed at him at his youth mocking the guy he wants to be. If he wore off his welcome 30 years ago... He's as hip as bell-bottoms or Capri pants for men (that was a dark age).
Yeah Lucas that DV charge will follow you and rightful so. I do agree with Lucas history of animal abuse if the fact he had better chances he'd gladly kill. I use the words gladly because he's definitely twisted enough not to feel a murder is to cover his tracks but he'd feel like a big shot and he's going to do what he wants. It's clear his lack of empathy and emotional issues he's very retarded (kek double meaning) much like a 5 year old may wish death then grow up to be a perfectly normal person.
Remember this is the guy who by his own words an thinking he sounded like a good person for fucks sake planned on raping drug addicts in a rehab (this was fartbox 1.0) He fucking said that thinking "wow this will make me look like a good guy" I do not think I need to explain how awful this is just still years after the event lucas has claimed he was going to be the good rapist.
This is the kinda shit why he will never be back to the elk kingdom or with family. His mommy issues aren't as bad as Chris but she's now disabled he would go for it.
Aside the biohazard worries I rather be caught with a hot gun involved in crime than Lucas phone. Gun charges I'll be chilling shooting hoops eating nutra loaf for next decade. What's on Lucas phone yeah I'll take that 10 years for a burner. All I'm saying.
With no disrespect, it's a lot easier to say just don't praise the egomaniac. You would be shocked how many people don't see that stuff and then you look like you got beef with someone who's doing fine enough work, and it's bad form all around to put their disorder, plus if anyone doubts you you look like a nut/scum bag.
I love this open declare "I'm into the daughters my peers have" . No he's not a creep. He always gets mad at materialistic things but this is the guy who plans on traveling to an exotic place and dropping 65 bucks on dinner with his first paycheck of the century!
Lucas isn't traditionally materialistic. He hates these things because he lacks them but he doesn't even lust after "stuff" his brain is so broken he doesn't want a speed boat to get girls. That's one step too much. I mean it's not much but tons of people on welfare are hoarders. Lucas who claims to be into board games never has lusted over a hand crafted chess set, an old school faro deck,early edition monopoly etc.
Also 12 seems like a oddly specific number. What if Mallon has a rule like 2nd grade you need enough for everyone? Oh he'd rage out but still pay for others to get his burrito NOW NOW NOW! Mrs basso didn't get why I chuckled taking her out for burritos tonight.
I'm sure by time I posted this ,his pay is gone. What happens when he gets a hole in his sock? His charger for his phone dies? Wants his MD 20/20 in the park ? All of these are minor inconveniences 5 bucks or less. Working man Lucas is just as dependent on others as before because he has no desire to provide for himself. His money in his.
I know a 14 year old who pays her own phone bill because it's her's and a sense of pride. No Lucas you can't have her number. Just embarrassing how he's so content on living off others. But then again this was the guy who told a catfish he planned to let his wife get welfare too and only poor white trash babies cry. So maybe his touch with reality is just not that strong. Maybe .
It's no shock Lucas is one of those guys who uses googles first result and feels he has a strong grasp on the topic. It's got its uses like who won the 83 Superbowl or what's the weather in Panama like today? But learning? It's a not a great tool because Google will link It's fucked up AI wiki and shit for sale. You're not going to o learn from "cool universe mug from Etsy" or Neil degrass Tyson ownage supercut video. Even before wiki got into having governments edit things as they wish you had professors etc sneak in trolls to trip up students.
It's just ironic a tool to learn us all has turned into dunning Kruger effect machine. Much like how Lucas screams about atheism and has brought many people closer to God.
This duck thing is peak mental illness. Only Lucas could be sitting around eating his 12 burritos alone and thing "Christians don't think ducka are real". Then choose to lash out about it as if he was in a debate and has a win. Birds have hollow bones it's part how they fly.
If you know anything about sailing you understand a sail is a wing. Much like birds different shapes for different jobs.
Lucas should read about gravity he's fat enough soon will aquire satellites
Actually aside a fat joke I'm going somewhere with this. Bad things happen to smart people. Smart people learn from their mistakes and from bad breaks. He's done all this "PhD" level research in his super sperm (you know the ones that only his jizz. It everyone else under his age bracket who's not well him). You'd think he would have taken some time to learn about his illness or how the body works. Not all people hit the gym not to get jacked but because they want to live better and longer. Lucas has not made one step towards independence nor healthy life choices. Even if he was not an unlovable freak who'd want to marry a man who's on deaths door and isn't working to fix that.
Since Lucas does lurk here, since you're the expert and true science pro who did the work what did Perva s baby butter taste like? You actually did the work to find this out.
Don't even start me. On delivery apps, Lucas is just lazy and money hasn't had value to him. Also with taxes his low pay and hours plus Mallon costs..12 burritos more and more seems to me he bought a box of frozen ones and gorged like an animal probably letting a few explode in the shared microwave.
Rough math 12x12 and be generous 10 bucks dropping off at fart box 2.0? ... 154. That could be his whole paycheck and I don't rule this out but I more likely assume a box of nuke and pukes.
If he really did drop 150 on food when remember he claims he doesn't have shoes.. his payee needs to step it up and buy things for him giving him 0 dollars.
