Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The cow is really becoming unhinged. He really thinks he deserves a fit attractive young woman. If he deserves anything, he deserves a fatty who is his age or older. I wonder if he is still working? With him getting in the state he is in, I wonder if he is still going to work, or if he chimped out on the job and got let go? He is definitely amping up the autistic and dumb behavior.
 
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Lucas of all people accusing others of talking word salads, engaging in mental gymnastics and being touched in the head to justify their own wild beliefs. Take a look in the mirror lucas, you're projecting again

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Bullshit, and of course he makes it all about him. Lucas would be big mad if he ever did lose his medical coverage though. If he ever does it'll be because he did something stupid to fuck it up
 
He's been talking utter nonsense the last couple days. This is the kind of way he starts talking before he ends up cracking up and doing another stint in eastern state. Something tells me he's not taking his meds properly
I so very much want to believe that. I mean yes this shitty little life he has is genuinely the best possible outcome for him and the moral part of me hopes he stays this way...but yes, I want to believe there is more content coming. The problem is I can't think of a time when he had access to the internet, a working camera, wasn't taking his meds, was clearly raging and wasn't pumping out videos. The only explanation that makes sense to me is that he must still be on some kind of meds and they must be restraining his behavior to some degree.

Though you did specify "properly" so maybe that explains why he hasn't gone full screaming-under-a-bridge-about-Stalin-being-his-hero yet.
 
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Sounds more like something lucas saw in a movie and convinced himself happened to him. Reading that also makes lucas sound like the creepy mi scusi guy from the train in eurotrip

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Lucas is dating himself again. and not understanding anything about trickle down economics or politics. He quotes anything he thinks will make him sound smart

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Big ole mama jamas he says. Too bad Walter Fate couldn't have gotten that one into his video. Its amazing lucas doesn't get his ass beaten more often

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Lucas thinking he's edgy

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Only catching up to the usual Lucas lunacy in the past couple of days...

No woman has ever had anything to do with him other than suzanne.

What are you talking about? He used to hang out with girls regularly, don't you know?

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Lucas spends this money and he has absolutely nothing left.

He will never understand the value of saving. He has had a safety net for so long that he can literally burn the money he makes moving boxes and still not worry about having food and shelter.

That makes his whining about capitalism all the more hilarious. Only in this type of economic system can we have hyper-efficient production, creating tradable surpluses in production that hardworking people can still carry the lazy asses of people like Lucas and still be able to look after themselves, too. He's too stupid to realize that.
 
Only catching up to the usual Lucas lunacy in the past couple of days...



What are you talking about? He used to hang out with girls regularly, don't you know?

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He will never understand the value of saving. He has had a safety net for so long that he can literally burn the money he makes moving boxes and still not worry about having food and shelter.

That makes his whining about capitalism all the more hilarious. Only in this type of economic system can we have hyper-efficient production, creating tradable surpluses in production that hardworking people can still carry the lazy asses of people like Lucas and still be able to look after themselves, too. He's too stupid to realize that.
Exactly. Lucas thinks that no matter what he does that daddy government will always take care of him. If he fucks up and gets fired? Government gives him back the rest of his EBT and he has free shelters to live in and still stuff his face. He gets really sick? Government pays for his hospital stay and treatment. Hell even if he goes to jail? He gets free food and a bed. Not that it wouldn't be a nightmare for him. The very system of government he screams about wanting constantly would kill him in a very short time - either deliberately as a useful idiot thats a parasite on the system or by cutting him off of all the free shit and letting him die on the street. Lucas is like a retarded dog - no matter how much time he spent as a hobo he's become entirely dependent on everything being handed to him and if forced to live like a real hobo and survive entirely on his own he'd die like a house dog that got dumped on the street and couldn't find food or protect itself

Lucas also thinks that whatever system of government the US might get, the policies and economic ability to pay for people like him to survive would stay in place and it would be everyone else that gets the shaft. If shit got really bad economically like another 30s style depression alot of programs would be cut and what support for lucas's kind existed would be dropped to the bare minimum if it was continued at all. Lucas has proven that he's fit enough to work so in such a situation he would absolutely be forced to, and more than part time doing stupid back of the store shit. Hell the ability to provide like we do for people like lucas is something thats only existed for a little over half a century at this point. People like lucas would either be institutionalized if they were completely fucked in the head and unable to survive on their own, which was a horrible life in itself, or just left to their own devices with access to a soup kitchen and cold shelter in particularly bad weather if they were lucky. Hell the brits had victorian style workhouses right up until the late 1940s and eugenics for lucas's kind were alot more common than people realize or like to admit. It only stopped cause of the shit the germans did and then only after the war. If there was a bad enough economic collapse lucas's type would be left on the street to live or die according to their own ability to survive on their own at best and be pushed into MAID style situations at worst

Even with things not anywhere near as bad as they were in the 30s at this point the economy still has serious issues, inflation is through the roof and programs and support for people like lucas is slowly getting downgraded and cut. Old age for lucas, assuming he somehow manages to survive another 20+ years, isn't going to be a pleasant experience for him. Especially given how nursing homes are going to utter shit these days. The stuff I saw is bad enough and that was with canadas supposed 'we won't fuck you over just cause you don't have money cause we're a socialized healthcare system' system. Lucas has the you get what you pay for US healthcare system to contend with. Sure he has disability but mallon place is an utter shithole and its only going to get worse for him from there, especially when his health starts failing. If he lives long enough I suspect he'll be like those people who are completely wheelchair bound and barely able to do anything and get fed low quality generic boost style meal replacements as their meal by incompetent staff who don't give a shit and are left in their rooms staring at the wall the rest of the day. I've seen it happen. The worst part of it are most of them are ww2 vets. Imagine being treated like that in your old age after all you did and risked for your country

But yeah, lucas should be careful what he wishes for. If he gets even a fraction of it it'll make his life hell

Also he posted this
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Lucas goes on a looney rant about how the republicans are totally going to genocide 100 million americans including him and then starts talking nonsense about faith and evidence. Take your own advice and prove anybody is going to genocide 100 million americans lucas. and lucas has some nerve reeeing about 'life saving medicine' that he makes a point of not taking whenever he thinks he can get away with it

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Thats not what free will means in the slightest lucas. I guess we can add another thing to the massive list of things lucas does not understand
 
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Is it easier for women? Sure, if you want to be a self-warming fleshlight with a bonus chance of robbery and death, but even that isn't a guarantee.
This is the best explanation of women’s experience on dating sites I’ve seen. Sure you can get sex in a minute flat, if you don’t mind being treated like shit and possibly murdered.
 
Lucas is being a good NPC again and is soooo worried about Project 2025 just like the media wants him to be. He is worried that his re-tard bux and his other gibs me dats will be cut and he will die without his handouts and welfare.

He is sounding like a real pussy, Lucas is. Gen Z women are not impressed by that. They want a man who doesn't need to rely on welfare and also a man who has a car and a few credit cards and doesn't wear the same shirt for a whole week.
 
Lucas is being a good NPC again and is soooo worried about Project 2025 just like the media wants him to be. He is worried that his re-tard bux and his other gibs me dats will be cut and he will die without his handouts and welfare.

He is sounding like a real pussy, Lucas is. Gen Z women are not impressed by that. They want a man who doesn't need to rely on welfare and also a man who has a car and a few credit cards and doesn't wear the same shirt for a whole week.
The best part is that for all his mooing and reeing about it he's still not going to get off his ass and vote and will scream all the more loudly if trump gets elected in november. I'm calling it now, if lucas hasn't fucked it up by then, he'll claim he was too busy working to vote. and even if bernie himself was running lucas still wouldn't vote for him

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This coming from the same idiot who made multiple videos and posts screaming about how he was going to keep saying nigger until a teen girl dated him. Yet again lucas proves how manipulative and how much of a pathological liar he is

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Lucas has a history of calling himself a democrat and a communist when it suits his purposes to do so. and if anything lucas himself is the boogie man parents warn their kids about

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What a bizarre post. Lucas really does just randomly include things in nonsensical ways when he is trying to sound smart about something. and as expected he cycles the same things he's said for years around and never really says anything new for the most part. I'm surprised he didn't mention the 50 head of cattle and just left it at grandparents being ranchers, which still makes no sense to bring up things they did, meals that happened before he was born and to point out that the rest of his family like steak? None of that is relevant to what he's trying to say. and hell he's not even making what he's trying to get at clear anyway. Is he trying to say he just went out and bought a $99 steak dinner?

If so the only salad he got with that mean was apparently a word salad

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Now he's bragging about being stupid enough to want to pay $80 for a bowl of fucking mac and cheese, all because he's stupid enough to fall for the marketing gimmick of 'the best in town' which doesn't surprise me as such marketing is aimed at people exactly like lucas with too much money and too few braincells

and I like that this is the second time in a row he's said 'you can laugh at this....' because it shows that he both understands on some level that paying that kind of money for something like that is stupid and that the laughing emojis are clearly starting to get to him, just like the downvotes did on youtube and this is his way of trying to make people think they're not fucking with his head

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Lucas is coping super hard in this one with the opposites attract bs. 'Since i'm an old, sick, obese reeking hobo i'll attract the opposite! a healthy, fit, ovulating teen who is super attracted to dumb, communist hobos'

and here he goes again claiming he loathes hot dogs. Despite the fact he has a long history or recording himself making all kinds of horrifying dishes with them and pictures of him buying multiple packs of them at a time. He's also making it clear he's looking for a trashy hoodrat teen in that thinly veiled post. and of course he'd eat chicken wings from a gas station. Probably after stuffing himself with taco bell an hour earlier, hoping that his big crunch wrap causes a big bang in his toilet later that night
 
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This is the best explanation of women’s experience on dating sites I’ve seen. Sure you can get sex in a minute flat, if you don’t mind being treated like shit and possibly murdered.
100% accurate. Much like every other single thing in his life, Lucas has fashioned himself a victim despite it being absolutely untrue. Are some women on dating apps garbage? Of course. Anywhere that humans congregate there will be crappy people. But the idea that men have it "harder" or "worse" is insane and completely out of touch. Lucas isn't having success there for the same reasons he hasn't had success offline. He's hunting for unicorns while also being incredibly unattractive to any women (including those who aren't typically the most sought after by men) for a million different reasons. It's not just that he's overweight, or balding, or poor, or doesn't have a car, etc. It's ALL of those things combined with his terrible personality and total lack of value as a human much less as a potential boyfriend.
 
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He's back to inventing looney games that don't make the slightest bit of sense. He even managed to include some of his recent ranting about obesity in there with his inclusion of high and low calorie shit

and by his own admission he's eaten real mexican food and has been to mexico before. Lucas lies about shit it doesn't even make sense to lie about
 
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He's back to inventing looney games that don't make the slightest bit of sense. He even managed to include some of his recent ranting about obesity in there with his inclusion of high and low calorie shit

and by his own admission he's eaten real mexican food and has been to mexico before. Lucas lies about shit it doesn't even make sense to lie about
It is amazing how many times he will come up with the same shitty board game ideas like they are brand new. He has been on this idea of "high fat vs low calorie" board game mechanic before, like several times. I wonder if this is down to a bad memory, a shitty imagination or just some mixture of the two, for him.
 
It's weird. I feel like I know much more about Lucas than I'm comfortable with. I also know, I've forgotten more about him than I remember. Is it the general consensus that he's still mostly interested in pubescent girls around 16? He just finally learned he shouldn't say it, right? Is his only known relationship with the older woman that he abused?

I'm a similar age to Lucas. I can't imagine how fucked up it would be to try to date a college chick, at this point. The teen he wants? Fucking nightmare. As others have pointed out, the culture has changed. That hot zoomer doesn't know about Seinfeld.

There's a trendy sort of blended drink place, not too far from where I work. I'm kind of tempted to approach one of the hot zoomers wearing yoga pants and tempt her with a huge hunk of $99 beef, just for a laugh. Fit young chicks are all fundy Christians that love giant steaks, after all. I'd probably get too into it and just get arrested while screaming ageist.
 
It's weird. I feel like I know much more about Lucas than I'm comfortable with. I also know, I've forgotten more about him than I remember. Is it the general consensus that he's still mostly interested in pubescent girls around 16? He just finally learned he shouldn't say it, right? Is his only known relationship with the older woman that he abused?
Yes, Lucas still wants younger women. He just doesn't outright say it like he used to. I don't think he's ever specifically targeted girls like 16, though. He seems to just want college ageish and not fat.

Suzanne, older woman, is the only relationship we know he had.
 
Yes, Lucas still wants younger women. He just doesn't outright say it like he used to. I don't think he's ever specifically targeted girls like 16, though. He seems to just want college ageish and not fat.
He rose to prominance for hitting on an underage barista and repeatedly claiming he would/wanted to date 16 year old girls. I also vaguely remember something about him having expressed sexual attraction to his 11 year old niece, which is what led to him getting kicked out of the house of one of his parents.
 
He rose to prominance for hitting on an underage barista and repeatedly claiming he would/wanted to date 16 year old girls. I also vaguely remember something about him having expressed sexual attraction to his 11 year old niece, which is what led to him getting kicked out of the house of one of his parents.
Agreed that he has absolutely and specifically mentioned girls under 18 before in videos/blog posts etc. He has also talked about "legal" (but he also doesn't understand what is actually legal) being the minimum while also in close timelines talking Japan's supposed 13yo (or close) age of consent that he also doesn't understand. He has semi recently at least been aware enough to bump that target age range to 18-24 or so but I absolutely believe he would want to go as young as possible.
 
It's weird. I feel like I know much more about Lucas than I'm comfortable with. I also know, I've forgotten more about him than I remember.
In other words just like lucas's mother at this point

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Agreed that he has absolutely and specifically mentioned girls under 18 before in videos/blog posts etc. He has also talked about "legal" (but he also doesn't understand what is actually legal) being the minimum while also in close timelines talking Japan's supposed 13yo (or close) age of consent that he also doesn't understand. He has semi recently at least been aware enough to bump that target age range to 18-24 or so but I absolutely believe he would want to go as young as possible.
On that note lets not forget his public statements claiming a 4 year old walked up to him at the mall and started talking sexually to him, and his claims that he didn't go for it because it wasn't appropriate sounding exactly like lucas was having pedo delusions and telling people he responded to this imaginary little girl the way he thought the public would want to hear, while just making him sound like more of a pedo. That speaks for itself

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On that note lets not forget his public statements claiming a 4 year old walked up to him at the mall and started talking sexually to him, and his claims that he didn't go for it because it wasn't appropriate sounding exactly like lucas was having pedo delusions and telling people he responded to this imaginary little girl the way he thought the public would want to hear, while just making him sound like more of a pedo. That speaks for itself
I was so happy when that memory was gone from my mind, I had worked hard to forget it....but it is a great reminder that, at bottom, Lucas is an absolute piece of pedophilic human garbage.
 
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