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And Spokane is nice and warm in the winter. Oh, wait that’s Phoenix. Eastern Washington enjoys snow and sub freezing temperatures.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I am the swirled mass of repulsion
Yes you certainly are lucas. You certainly are
Unsurprisingly we get angsty emo wern today:
That sounds like he's having a manic moment in real time and its coming out in written text. Thats exactly how he talks when he is having a manic freak out
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Lmao he wants someone to fill his hole. Pretty gay, Luke.
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It's like he's high as a kite, but there's no reason to believe he's using the devil's lettuce ATM. His schizophrenic mania is kicking into high gear and I'm ready for it.
What do the drugs they give him even accomplish? It's cyclical. He goes from absolute lunatic -> dull -> ramping up -> absolute lunatic. Do they adjust the medication whenever he builds enough tolerance for an absolute lunatic phase? Or does he randomly stop taking his meds, then people notice he's starting to get off his rocker. He's the ultimate mixture of schizophrenic, retard, horny, and the fact that he is subsidized by US taxpayers is both hilarious and horrifying. Bring mental asylums back!
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Lucas's writing is worse than the average middle schooler
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Oh, man, now he thinks he is some sort of beat poet. He isn't. He's just a Lolcow who lives in a public nursing home. He's no poet at all!
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Perhaps he should try his luck doing this at the nursing home:
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I love it. Deeply autistic schizophrenic retard white boy rapping is the new meta.
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So now he's a trump supporter. The more lucas talks about his 'competition' the more he sounds like something lucas made up that fits his usual delusions about other men. and the bad choice would be picking an unstable, violent, bipolar schizophrenic pedo with a long history of stalking and jail time for DV and well as decades of involuntary psych ward commitments lucas
Your track record speaks for itself lucas and its horrifying
Unsurprisingly lucas does not understand or take a hint when a woman tells him she doesn't want a boyfriend to reject him in a way least likely to have him spazzing out. This is what women do when they know somebody won't react well to rejection and is usually intimidated if not afraid of the guy. Lucas does not see the blatantly obvious fact he creeps her out. and 'everybody' was telling him nothing of the sort, they were telling him to back off and stop obsessing over her as his fb replies make clear. He's talking like a rapist in that post
Says the literal uncle bad touch
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"There is an emptiness I cannot fill within my being, I just need someone to fill that hole within me"
It's too bad he's making a retard attempt to look deep and not actually introspecting, because that's basically his existence summed up.
He is a fat, useless, hyper-materialistic retard with a completely empty life that's provided to him entirely by other people, so since stuffing the spiritual hole in his being with food hasn't worked he believes that if the fates provide him woman he will finally be fulfilled.
Someone else might consider whether actually doing something real could address the emptiness and make them seem more appealing at the same time, but obviously this is not someone else, this is Lucas Werner, so that will not happen.
It's too bad he's making a retard attempt to look deep and not actually introspecting, because that's basically his existence summed up.
He is a fat, useless, hyper-materialistic retard with a completely empty life that's provided to him entirely by other people, so since stuffing the spiritual hole in his being with food hasn't worked he believes that if the fates provide him woman he will finally be fulfilled.
Someone else might consider whether actually doing something real could address the emptiness and make them seem more appealing at the same time, but obviously this is not someone else, this is Lucas Werner, so that will not happen.
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I have high hopes this emo broken hearted nice guy (TM) arc will give us some Christmas cheer.
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Rope around my waste and this is the guy who brags about his writing skills and 'making honor roll' in a course he failed out of
and i'm sure there are plenty of neurologists who would jump at the chance to take apart your brain lucas out of sheer curiosity about what made you so batshit mental
He's talking more and more unhinged. At this rate he's risking spending christmas in eastern state
Lucas clearly hasn't noticed this reply to his obsession post, or he's too stupid to understand he's being insulted and called creepy
King roys post has now reached 35 likes and is somehow still there. I'm shocked he didn't scrub that or lose his shit the moment he saw it
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Couldn't see anyone else posted this. Just wondering if him sharing this image is him saying that actually maybe different races might be genetically different, maybe even superior, because that's what I'm seeing. Just seems a bit strange coming from the guy who hates trump and such, looks awfully racist to me. Correct but still.
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It's more referencing the "myth" that humans are "descended from monkeys" to point out that the primate family tree doesn't work like that. Aside from a few drooling fundies, I don't think anyone remotely familiar with the theory of evolution (even those who don't agree with it) think that is claims a direct linear line of descent from apes to humans since about the 1960s. But Lucas thinks that he is smart, and that other people are stupid, so he posts the bleeding obvious because he'd dumb and ignorant enough to think it's profound.
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I have to say, I love a Wern schizo-poetry arc. While there is much to critique about his skills as a writer, it is a fascinating glimpse into his disordered mind. I honestly think that if he were to practice his skills a bit more, that he could actually get some of this schlock published. Low bar, I know.
His identifying as alien was really quite revealing. Life here on Earth for Lucas is a big puzzle filled with magical words and codes and strategic game moves that someone forgot to include in his instruction manual. Everything is one big cipher, and the best he can manage is to crudely imitate.
I am fascinated by Lucas' "Search For Meaning". I don't think Jordan Petersons suggestion to "clean your room" would bring Lucas any closer to his satori.
If we could get Peterson and The Wern in a room together for a couple of hours, what would that look like?
What would each of them take from that meeting?
Perhaps radical pre-frontal lobotomies are a mercy?
His identifying as alien was really quite revealing. Life here on Earth for Lucas is a big puzzle filled with magical words and codes and strategic game moves that someone forgot to include in his instruction manual. Everything is one big cipher, and the best he can manage is to crudely imitate.
I am fascinated by Lucas' "Search For Meaning". I don't think Jordan Petersons suggestion to "clean your room" would bring Lucas any closer to his satori.
If we could get Peterson and The Wern in a room together for a couple of hours, what would that look like?
What would each of them take from that meeting?
Perhaps radical pre-frontal lobotomies are a mercy?
WonderWino
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Still looking for that cock huh lucas. That void in your ass that can only be filled by a big manly cock
His therapist should tell him statements like that are common among closet homosexuals just to see lucas spaz out
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"Melt like butter" is truly top tier american poetry.
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People like Lucas is why Trump won.
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Are you saying the $100 steak dinners that all the zoomer baes turn down is the equivalent of sex in his mind? That it's all so transactional? That all these broads are effectively turning down his offer of expensive meals, which he can't afford, and therefore also turning down his offer of getting violently fisted under a bridge by a schizophrenic hobo who lives in a group home????
I think that's the most intriguing aspect about Lucas. No matter how much he impotently rages, it's simply not in the cards for him, and he's incapable of ever "getting it". If he ever "got it", then it's possible he could change his life around (well, as much as he could anyways), but then he would no longer be Lucas. His mental illness isn't relatively dissimilar from most people, except his is presented at the surface level, where most people can conceal it internally.