Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He thinks he's gonna get into low income housing? Not likely. He had low income housing when he had the fart box and he fucked that up by bouncing the stairs. In terms of section 8 housing, Lucas is far back in the queue. He's not a single mom, he's not a senior citizen, he's not a veteran, so he is low down on the list of who could get it.
Even in lower demand areas, Section 8 lists are long now. In Spokane and with his history, forget it.

Lucas' chance was living in housing for disabled, and he blew it. He was lucky to even get a 2nd chance with the grease wall fartbox. Now it's just a question is if Lucas will fuck up enough for Mallon who gladly sucks up 90% of his tardbux.
 
Its ok gen z! We're linked at the pituitary gland! We're linked at the brain!

Lucas describing himself without realizing it and inadvertently admitting why relationships with him won't work

He looks awful

He's definitely still going on about the woman he's fixated on in mallon place

and these guys don't have jobs but they have girlfriends yeah lucas now think about what that says about you. Says it isn't about the job its about recognizing that you're a creepy psycho they want nothing to do with

For someone who claims he's not greedy and entitle he sure does scream about 'what about lucas?!' an awful lot
 
Well, this is fucking nightmare fuel. He details every time he's ever ejaculated in the presence of a woman.
Even this we know is fake.

But wow... I think I lost count of sex before I finished high school like a normal person.

The only time Lucas has cum near a woman is when his mom walked in on him licking his spooge covered hand. Full stop Lucas is a virgin aside homosexual acts.

You know what hasn't been brought up in a while? It stuck out on this video, his dentures.

Lucas doesn't even have fucking teeth and expects a girlfriend.
 
Well, this is fucking nightmare fuel. He details every time he's ever ejaculated in the presence of a woman.
Nah, I'd say if he had sex it was Suzanne and no one else . He let out in 1 of the Outcast Owls interviews that they only had sex when she wanted to. Frankly their relationship looked to be more of a mother/son than lovers.
 
Even this we know is fake.

But wow... I think I lost count of sex before I finished high school like a normal person.

The only time Lucas has cum near a woman is when his mom walked in on him licking his spooge covered hand. Full stop Lucas is a virgin aside homosexual acts.

You know what hasn't been brought up in a while? It stuck out on this video, his dentures.

Lucas doesn't even have fucking teeth and expects a girlfriend.

I was kind of a nerd in High School and really hit my stride in college (at which point I did alright). That being said, if you're a 45 year old man and talking about 'fingerbanging' a chick a decade ago, there's something very wrong with your situation.

If you go through an extended dry spell, at some point you need to start evaluating yourself and taking corrective action.

Lucas doesn't do that, it's always some external force (ageism, bigotry etc) keeping him down. He's the victim and he can't see that he's not bringing anything to the table.

My wife and I met the day after I got laid off in 2008 and I didn't hold a steady job for the first year we were dating. That being said, I had a mortgage and I made my mortgage rewiring classic cars, flipping junkers on Craigslist and occasionally running a pressure washer. At the time, I couldn't do the expensive things that my then girlfriend and now wife was accustomed to. We even had to have a conversation where I told her that I couldn't afford to keep paying for dinners in these expensive restaurants she liked.

A few years later, I asked her why she stayed with me through all of that and her answer was that she saw me fight and knew that I would eventually end back up on my feet (which I did).

Lucas has never fought in his life. Everything from the food he eats to the roof over his head has been handed to him. He expects a woman's affection to be delivered to him the same way. It doesn't work like that.
 
Okay I had my laugh at this and pointed out the lies but, let me play shrink for a minute.

Lucas deep down knows he's sexually inexperienced, gross and unable to proform. Those darn voices in the wind told him he's not a good lay and has to lie to make himself feel better.

Most girls (and guys) don't want to hear your history for a multitude of reasons. When you get to sex in a relationship, you may discuss you ever do X you like Y? But not really talk about body counts etc.

I feel like this is so normal but I'm talking to Lucas here who's just an alien freak.

He's really ashamed of himself and rightfully so. This video is him reliving his fantasies hoping people fall for his lies and more so to "prove" to the voices in the wind he's a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus!

Even if any of this was true lmao Lucas most of us got more pussy/dick before highschool ended something you never finished.
 
They could bond over their love of shitting in the street and total disregard for safe food handling practices.
Yeah but indians aren't exactly known for their love of beef. She's turn down his fancy steak dinner and tell him how she won't eat it for religious reasons and he'd go batshit

Bonus points if she tries to convert him to a hindu to stop him from eating his precious steak

and I see he's still trying contradicting himself multiple times about his experiences, and still trying to claim the starbucks girl was 23 despite everybody involved including starbucks and the media reporting on the incident flat out said she was 16. Its why they called the cops and banned him, cause he was handing creepy notes to a fucking minor
 
The return of tough guy Lucas

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Nah, I'd say if he had sex it was Suzanne and no one else . He let out in 1 of the Outcast Owls interviews that they only had sex when she wanted to. Frankly their relationship looked to be more of a mother/son than lovers.

The other sexual encounter he described would be a woman he met off the Plenty of Fish site when he was 27. She was a Chantal sized landwhale, so I can believe that a woman of that quality would sleep with a younger Wern.
 
The return of tough guy Lucas

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Yup, so tough yet Isaac's 17 yr old brother called the Creeper a pedo and slapped him around.

The other sexual encounter he described would be a woman he met off the Plenty of Fish site when he was 27. She was a Chantal sized landwhale, so I can believe that a woman of that quality would sleep with a younger Wern.
He claims dating sites have been unsuccessful in getting him a date so his fallback is to demand someone hand over a girl to him.
 
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So now he's convinced himself 3 residents at mallon place are 'getting gen z pussy' and two of them are somehow zoomers, because nursing homes are totally filled with zoomer residents ffs. and kick it at his place? its a fucking nursing home lucas, are you going to sit in the day room at eat shitty jello cups while watching pirated movies on your shit tier laptop?

Thats not how it works lucas
 
I would argue that Lucas' ongoing failure to rape seduce a woman is pretty strong evidence that God does in fact exist and hates Lucas as much as everyone else.

In fact that just struck me - I don't think there's a single human being alive who likes Lucas. There's barely anyone who even tolerates him when the tard home go bowling. He has no friends. His family hate him. I'm having a hard time thinking of a lolcow who is as unpopular amongst fellow humans as Lucas. Even Cyraxx has his retarded Juggalo e-buddies. Dayton Hypernova usually has someone who he's lovebombing before he turns on them. You'd have to go all the way to people like Andy Ditch to find someone as universally loathed as Lucas.
 
Its your turn to get kicked out again if you keep talking like that lucas. He's back to claiming the 'redneck' that 'stole' the woman he's fixated on has a history of meth AND heroin use. Thats the goto he always uses whenever he criticizes people he doesn't like. Its always meth and heroin he accuses people of being on. He's done it with former roommates and the people he tried to blackmail

Its a nursing home lucas, nobody is shooting up heroin or tweaking out on meth in the dayroom trying to take apart the tv

Still repeating his nonsense about the pituitary gland word for word, he taught himself a new nonsensical phrase. He sounds like one of those new age cultists who rant about the government trying to calcify your pineal gland to control your mind

and its probably the hottest sex imaginable should be a new random.txt. By his own admission he dick doesn't work and even if it did its a microdick. Even if gen x - gen z sex was somehow magically the hottest sex imaginable as he put it, that wouldn't even apply to him. He forgot the part about needing a working dick
 
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