Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Krathnami said:
His abysmal table manners don’t get mentioned enough. Not going to attract any little girls with food hanging from your face. Not going to attract anyone with that.
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I like how he always takes a second bite before he swallows the first. I’ve noticed he does this pattern of “bite, chew, bite, chew, swallow, repeat” fairly often in these eating videos. Like he has to make sure he crams as much food into his mouth as possible each time.
 
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The mans be retardin' out there again. I'm pretty sure he thinks the problem is that dating sites don't let women join, not that men simply join them at a higher rate. Not that it even does what Lucas wants in the first place. ie., Assign Lucas a Gen Z women for anal fisting. I'd kill to see the pages upon pages of his interaction with obvious bots. I can't comprehend the amount of times he tries to keep a conversation going after a bot already links their OnlyFans link.
 
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HackerX said:

The mans be retardin' out there again. I'm pretty sure he thinks the problem is that dating sites don't let women join, not that men simply join them at a higher rate. Not that it even does what Lucas wants in the first place. ie., Assign Lucas a Gen Z women for anal fisting. I'd kill to see the pages upon pages of his interaction with obvious bots. I can't comprehend the amount of times he tries to keep a conversation going after a bot already links their OnlyFans link.
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So he is back to trying dating sites? What happened to going to bars and such?

Edit: I'm sorry, did he say people can do things "to a monochrome of success"? He has a poor vocabulary and often uses words he doesn't understand...but that is one of the more egregious examples.
 
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So he is back to trying dating sites? What happened to going to bars and such?

Edit: I'm sorry, did he say people can do things "to a monochrome of success"? He has a poor vocabulary and often uses words he doesn't understand...but that is one of the more egregious examples.
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Indeed he did. That one is right up there with offering to mitigate peoples issues through paid videos, gallouse humor and his complete inability to pronounce simple words even after its repeatedly explained to him by multiple people. He just doubles down on those misuses and mispronouncing things and looks flat out mental. His parents must have felt like slapping him upside the head as a kid when trying to explain even simple shit to him. He was absolutely one of those shitty kids who keeps doing the same inappropriate shit and fucking with people until they get serious consequences from it or get bribed to stop

All part of his retarded attempt to convince people he's intelligent and articulate while constantly proving he's stupider than rocks. Yet he brags about the 'honor roll' for english. That really speaks volumes about the kind of shit tier education they're providing at SCC. Can you imagine lucas having a debate with a professor? He'd end up tard raging if they questioned, let alone corrected his looney claims about genetics and telomeres. I can absolutely see such a debate turning into an angry argument from lucas which would quickly turn into him going spastic and launching into some nonsensical rant about flatbill republican bigots always preventing him from getting a girlfriend. The whole class would be confused to no end and would end up all laughing at him. The whole room breaking out laughing at him and calling him nuts would probably make him legitimately crack up right then and there and lead to a very long stay at eastern state.... after he got arrested by security and they realize he's not some addict having a drug related psychotic incident and about to go postal on the school

That said lucas clearly thinks dating sites are more than 2:1 male because of some bizarre requirement that literally forces them to be, not that far fewer women use them than men - not in small part to the fact a large portion of those men are creeps like lucas. Lucas is exactly the kind of psycho women are terrified of meeting, especially online. Low IQ pedo, stalker, with a violent history including documented DV, who is prone to violent insane public outbursts, can't handle being criticized or being told no that thinks insulting women and treating them like children is flirting and that he's owed something for trying to manipulate women with 'free' food and treats like a dog that he got by exploiting the welfare system and food banks
 
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HackerX said:
The mans be retardin' out there again. I'm pretty sure he thinks the problem is that dating sites don't let women join, not that men simply join them at a higher rate. Not that it even does what Lucas wants in the first place. ie., Assign Lucas a Gen Z women for anal fisting. I'd kill to see the pages upon pages of his interaction with obvious bots. I can't comprehend the amount of times he tries to keep a conversation going after a bot already links their OnlyFans link.
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Lucas says the dating sites are 2/1 men. Assuming that's true, the dating sites need to cull half of their male users. Presumably they'd get rid of the users likely to be repellent to women, or otherwise turn women away from the site. Lucas absolutely would NOT be one the unlucky 50% of men to be kicked off the site to meet ratio requirements, because he's already been banned from all the major dating sites for being a toxic creep.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
How does Lucas know there are more men than women?
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Well, I will give Lucas a pass here. It is pretty much common knowledge that dating sites have significantly more men on them than women. This is because of a variety of different reasons. One being that many women are ashamed to try and meet a man on a dating website or they feel that is not safe. It sounds silly in the modern age to be embarrassed about that, but many women are.

Men, generally, are not ashamed of this at all. Us men are typically plenty good with meeting women online, if the women are also plenty good.

Some powerleveling, I have done some online dating. From my experience, men and women have a way different time doing online dating. The fact that there are more women, gives them the upper hand and honestly, gives many of them way more confidence and a sense of self importance than they should have.

An ugly, unemployed, fat guy like Lucas. He is only gonna get bots and scammers. Even if the field was even, he is gonna get the left swipe from every real woman. Online dating does not work for many men and for Lucas, and his outrageous demands, totally not in the cards for him.
 
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VoidFace said:
So he is back to trying dating sites? What happened to going to bars and such?

Edit: I'm sorry, did he say people can do things "to a monochrome of success"? He has a poor vocabulary and often uses words he doesn't understand...but that is one of the more egregious examples.
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My other personal favorite appears in one of his "songs" and goes: CASTIGATE YOURRRR CHAINSSSS.....CASTIGATEEEEEE YOUR CHAINNNSSSS....

It makes me laugh every time I hear it while watching one of Wernology's videos.

Also, I'm pretty sure Lucas has been banned (or at least temporarily booted) from a couple different dating apps for the exact reasons you'd expect.
 
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Lucas is truly living in the wrong century. If he had been born a couple hundred years ago he could have had the perfect job for him, as a garden hermit. It would have suited his exact lifestyle. He would have been hired for years at a time to live in a filthy hovel on someones property, been fed and provided for, wouldn't have to talk to or interact with people during that time, wouldn't be allowed to engage in bathing or personal grooming and at some point might even be assumed to have somehow become wise by the experience and become somebodies advisor or confidant, which fits his entitlement, narcissism, hobo fartbox lifestyle and level of self importance perfectly

The only way lucas will get to return to the elk kingdom is as king roys personal garden hermit. Which you have to admit would be a hilarious end to the saga of the wern
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is truly living in the wrong century. If he had been born a couple hundred years ago he could have had the perfect job for him, as a garden hermit. It would have suited his exact lifestyle. He would have been hired for years at a time to live in a filthy hovel on someones property, been fed and provided for, wouldn't have to talk to or interact with people during that time, wouldn't be allowed to engage in bathing or personal grooming and at some point might even be assumed to have somehow become wise by the experience and become somebodies advisor or confidant, which fits his entitlement, narcissism, hobo fartbox lifestyle and level of self importance perfectly

The only way lucas will get to return to the elk kingdom is as king roys personal garden hermit. Which you have to admit would be a hilarious end to the saga of the wern
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I'm 90% sure Lucas would've died as a child, or thrown into the woods for the wolves. Best case scenario he would be Lennie from Of Mice and Men, but without the sperg strength. Straw hat and poorly fitting overalls, fucked teeth and a jug of shine as he feeds chickens...best possible version of life for Lucas.
 
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New video, same as the old videos. Hey Lucas, setting aside the fact that no one wants to be your friend (least of all women): yeah, most people at most want to be friends with each other but not date. I've had far more success with women than you, much like every other person on the planet, and I can confidently say most women I know only want to be my friend...that isn't bad, it is regular human interaction and relationships.

 
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VoidFace said:
New video, same as the old videos. Hey Lucas, setting aside the fact that no one wants to be your friend (least of all women): yeah, most people at most want to be friends with each other but not date. I've had far more success with women than you, much like every other person on the planet, and I can confidently say most women I know only want to be my friend...that isn't bad, it is regular human interaction and relationships.

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He sounds even worse for saying all this. So unaware.

"Hey, I'm such a loser with lack of comprehension. It is in fact so lacking, that im a bigger loser than the other losers here. Why won't anyone fuck me?"
 
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CruelGermanGirl said:
Someone is big mad, why is he bottom dollar, ton of mallon guys have girls, being just a friend is painful....

Too many damn women like this...
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I'm not the one fucking with them and trying to test their boundaries says the guy who has a long history of deliberately testing boundaries and pushing until he gets into major shit wherever he's living or going to school

He's projecting again
 
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