Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The "rich young prince" parable in the Bible is often mis-interpreted that you have to be poor/give up riches to follow Christ. That is not what Jesus is saying at all. The point is for the rich young prince who asked Jesus how to gain eternal life - money was his "god". Jesus knew the prince's heart and that he worshiped money more than God. Until he got rid of that false god in his life, he was unable to follow the true god.

Most people have false gods they put above the true God - that's the point of the parable. Identify your false god and get rid of it to find eternal life.
 
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Weird that Lucas basically goes with the my body is my temple thing that Christians say. Does anyone remember him trying to hit on a woman with a lot of tattoos on tinder by telling her about how he's not sure if he likes tattoos? I think she just blocked him and he sperged out about it. I was reading a similar post last night but I couldn't find it.
 
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Hweeks said:
Most people have false gods they put above the true God - that's the point of the parable. Identify your false god and get rid of it to find eternal life.
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His false God is a hot, 18-24 year old, fecund, socialist atheist zoomer bae who has enough gainful employment for the both of them AND enjoys getting fisted. He ain't ever getting rid of that.
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Can I get a kidney update from someone in the thread?
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None that I've seen. The only real source for info on that front is Myrna and she only posts about Lucas yearly. Plus she's got the dementia so there's a good chance she won't remember he exists by the time Lucas takes up residence in homo hell.
 
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Lucas compared himself to jack from titanic

The only thing that makes any sense about that if lucas was jack he definitely wouldn't have been able to fit on that piece of wood at the end without sinking them both. Plus the instant he realized the ship was sinking he would have made a beeline for the kitchen and gorged himself on first class leftovers


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Lucas is turning against aoc for being pro israel
 
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I see he's still repeating the nonsense about rich people getting into heaven and the eye of the needle.
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Fun fact, the "eye of the needle" was an actual gate in Jerusalem. It was a very small gate. A camel could not pass through it upright.

Do you know how the camel could pass through the eye of the needle? By kneeling.

Another interpretation is camels came into Jerusalem loaded with goods and wealth. What would they have to do to pass through? Remove that cargo.

In any event, it doesn't mean what schizo boy thinks.
 
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Lucas praises the sanctity of the worker. Yet another example of lucas having absolutely no idea what he's talking about

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We can add who the soviets purged to the mountain sized list of things lucas absolutely does not understand
 
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So lucas admits he would destroy the gobal economy and cause the worst economic disaster in all of human history overnight if he ever had the power to do so

Lucas not so subtly makes it clear he supports violently overthrowing the government, while trying to make people think he is intelligent by looking at his non existent watch


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Not to mention he's dressed like a child molester who is about to head off to show up at a trap house to meet chris hansen

Also, lucas will not be happy about this no doubt he'll do an angry rant when he finds out

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What the fuck is with that angle?! What a retard

He's making excuses for communism killing 100 million people, and then goes on to make a bunch of bizarre claims about all these groups 'dying for capitalism' that had nothing to do with dying for capitalism. He even thinks the natives dying off - which was caused by disease and had nothing to do with any economic system, somehow died because capitalism. Who knew smallpox was secretly a capitalist
 
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So lucas admits he would destroy the gobal economy and cause the worst economic disaster in all of human history overnight if he ever had the power to do so

Lucas not so subtly makes it clear he supports violently overthrowing the government, while trying to make people think he is intelligent by looking at his non existent watch


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Not to mention he's dressed like a child molester who is about to head off to show up at a trap house to meet chris hansen

Also, lucas will not be happy about this no doubt he'll do an angry rant when he finds out
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If Lucas has any semblance of notoriety, outside of the dozen or so people who keep an eye on him, this would be memable. Alas, he's not and just looks like a retard being retarded.
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What the fuck is with that angle?! What a retard

He's making excuses for communism killing 100 million people, and then goes on to make a bunch of bizarre claims about all these groups 'dying for capitalism' that had nothing to do with dying for capitalism. He even thinks the natives dying off - which was caused by disease and had nothing to do with any economic system, somehow died because capitalism. Who knew smallpox was secretly a capitalist
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The concept of systems is beyond Lucas. To him, capitalism is everything bad. Socialism is everything good. Capitalism is his reality. Socialism is his delusion.

Also I've got no idea what's the he camera angle. I initially thought it was gonna play into whatever he was talking about, like the retard looking at his pretend watch, but nope. I love it.
 
The only system Lucas realizes is left = good, right = bad. I assume because his mother made him that way, and he still somehow thinks it will get him laid.
 
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If Lucas has any semblance of notoriety, outside of the dozen or so people who keep an eye on him, this would be memable. Alas, he's not and just looks like a retard being retarded.

The concept of systems is beyond Lucas. To him, capitalism is everything bad. Socialism is everything good. Capitalism is his reality. Socialism is his delusion.

Also I've got no idea what's the he camera angle. I initially thought it was gonna play into whatever he was talking about, like the retard looking at his pretend watch, but nope. I love it.
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He was known internationally for a while, for being a pedophile that was hitting on a 16 year old at Starbucks.
 
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