💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
According to Lucas' half-brother, he sent a letter to their dad and he says he is going to move to the woods and live off the land. ("I'm not afraid of hard work") He's still telomere signaling, same crazy bullshit. I will look for the thread and cap it.

Found it:



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If the Wern moves into the woods to live off the land, it would be a hilarious sight to behold. Especially if he consumes some magic mushrooms.
 
Aristophanes said:
It's such a shame that Lucas hasn't found this thread yet (as far as we know). Just to see him sperg about his midlife crisis and "age-phobia" on this thread would be absolutely hilarious.

Maybe he'll notice once he gets out of the loony bin (if he has internet access, that is).
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Lucas is aware (as he can be) of this thread. He touts that this is all Photoshop to make him look bad and keep him from getting a millennial girlfriend.
 
Probably because it was reported by some ween ruining the fun for everyone, but he's also still in the nuthouse, so this means he'll come back to find his site gone, and that could be good for content too.
 
Trainwreck said:
According to Burned Alive on YouTube, the Wern is getting out the day after tomorrow....
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It would be interesting to see a heavily medicated Lucas, but I'm sure we wouldn't have to wait too long until he flies off the rails again.
 
Aristophanes said:
It would be interesting to see a heavily medicated Lucas, but I'm sure we wouldn't have to wait too long until he flies off the rails again.
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There are some old writings of his online from years ago when he was clearly better medicated at the time. He still seemed a bit odd, but was way more coherent and rational and not fixated on his obsessions: http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about

Granted, it's anyone's guess the extent to which his mental health simply degraded over the years, medication aside.

Trainwreck said:
And how much weight he gained since he claimed it was his anti-psychotic drugs that made him 400lbs.
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Him being morbidly obese instead of just regular obese will make his videos complaining about not getting laid even more comical.
 
Trainwreck said:
And how much weight he gained since he claimed it was his anti-psychotic drugs that made him 400lbs.
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A common side-effect of many medications (in particular anti-depressants and antipsychotics) is slight weight gain - it may have contributed to his obesity but was not the main cause. He ate the most fattening dishes at Red Robin on a near-daily basis, and yet he's in denial about being vastly overweight.
 
I can't wait to hear the tale of how the Wern spun his long, fibrous telomeres into a rope and climbed down to freedom from his fourth-story window. Millennial chicks, take note.
 
Aristophanes said:
A common side-effect of many medications (in particular anti-depressants and antipsychotics) is slight weight gain - it may have contributed to his obesity but was not the main cause. He ate the most fattening dishes at Red Robin on a near-daily basis, and yet he's in denial about being vastly overweight.
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That being said one of the major symptoms of bipolar disorder (especially in someone with schizoid tendencies) is either the denial of or the failure to recognise that they have a serious problem.
 
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