Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Even with the small amount of welfare money he has saved, Lucas isn't going to have many options when it comes to finding a place to live in Spokane - if he has indeed been kicked out of the halfway house. He's only paying a couple of hundred dollars each month in rent (not a bad deal at all considering his situation) which leaves him with just enough money to splurge on Red Robin/Sushi/Rite Aid once he has the essentials covered.

He won't be able to do that anymore if he moves into other accomodation.
 
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He lives!

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gobbogobb said:
Don't people on SSI have a cap on how much they can have saved at any time. Could be our boy is splurging to keep his assets low.
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Oh, maybe. I didn't know about that. Still then he wouldn't see saving 1k as an accomplishment I imagine
 
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BeefMcBeef said:
He lives!

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Oh, maybe. I didn't know about that. Still then he wouldn't see saving 1k as an accomplishment I imagine
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It always makes me chuckle when he mentions this steak because he has been preemptively banned from Churchills.
But sure, keep shilling that steak, Lucas.

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Caracticus said:
Do we know for sure he was at Phoenix House?
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Yes. He has given out the phone number and address of where he is to many catfish and he is for sure at Phoenix House.
 
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What's so strange he really calls other people poor, when he's on tard bux, then complains about not having the most basic things. He has no phone what so ever, his tard house is greatly cut before he pays in, the list goes on and on. It's just so strange to see ego, mental illness and complete lack of grasp of reality mix up to see Lucas trying to brag and sounding poorer than when he complains/begs.

Farmers are a noble people, they work with their hands, to create the life blood of society, a surplus of food. Unlike Lucas, I have land to grow stuff on.
 
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gobbogobb said:
Don't people on SSI have a cap on how much they can have saved at any time. Could be our boy is splurging to keep his assets low.
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I believe it's about $2K, but I don't know if that's federal or varies state to state. Either way, if it is $2K, it would make sense to draw down a few hundred at a time to make sure you're always keeping a balance of say $800-1200 and hoarding cash. No way he's getting more than 0.75% interest, if he knows what that is, so better to keep cash and get maximum from the government.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Yes. He has given out the phone number and address of where he is to many catfish and he is for sure at Phoenix House.
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So he's on the clock. Phoenix House is six months max, and they don't even want you around that long. Does he think he's going to bounce around through the transitional housing options forever? He's talking about $1000 saved, but part of the Phoenix house agreement is "Intent to use six-month program to save up money and transition to long term housing." I don't see anything about "Saving up money to buy $65 steaks for 16-year-old girls." Maybe I'm missing the fine print somewhere.

I'm starting to understand why he's suddenly become so frustrated with KF. He's tightened up Facebook access, keeping new women from finding him but also keeping any local mental health people from seeing what he's doing (instead of what he's supposed to be doing), but we're making it visible by reposting.

I don't know if clinical staff actually lurk social media of their clients, but I know my professor lurks here to keep up on what's going on.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
I believe it's about $2K, but I don't know if that's federal or varies state to state. Either way, if it is $2K, it would make sense to draw down a few hundred at a time to make sure you're always keeping a balance of say $800-1200 and hoarding cash. No way he's getting more than 0.75% interest, if he knows what that is, so better to keep cash and get maximum from the government.
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https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/spotlights/spot-resources.htm

So I got not lazy and checked. It's 2k in 'resources', so basically your entire net worth can't exceed 2k. Got a new iPhone? You're down to like 1200 right there.

Moral: tardbux are shitty unless you cheat.
 
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gobbogobb said:
https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/spotlights/spot-resources.htm

So I got not lazy and checked. It's 2k in 'resources', so basically your entire net worth can't exceed 2k. Got a new iPhone? You're down to like 1200 right there.

Moral: tardbux are shitty unless you cheat.
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https://www.rentcafe.com/average-rent-market-trends/us/wa/spokane/
AVG rent is 902, that's your first last and a trac phone with the clothes on your back if you play it legally.
He could get a studio to reduce costs but the other problem is we don't know Lucas credit (and it's safe to guess none or poor) so then we figure bills like power will creep costs up.

He's gonna be back on the streets, or locked up be it legal or mental. Because he's too selfish as a fatty blowing money on eating out.
 
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Lucas is going to have a really hard time finding somewhere to rent in Spokane. The rents here have gone up immensely over the past few years and there isn't a lot to choose from, unless you have the ability to pay $1K or more per month. Most of the Section 8 housing is filled and I certainly don't see him having the ability to get a roommate since he can't seem to get along with anyone.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Lucas is going to have a really hard time finding somewhere to rent in Spokane. The rents here have gone up immensely over the past few years and there isn't a lot to choose from, unless you have the ability to pay $1K or more per month. Most of the Section 8 housing is filled and I certainly don't see him having the ability to get a roommate since he can't seem to get along with anyone.
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I think we'll be back to regularly scheduled Kindle rants on street corners in no time.
 
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