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I guess I'd rather be a candy ass in private than a pedophile sex pest in public.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas wishes his ass was made of candy so he could use it to lure the children he so desperately wants to fuck.
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Well if you new my real name Lucas you'd not find any dirt on me because I don't spend all day posting pictures of my dick, how I want to fuck kids and if that makes me a candy ass, call me a snickers bar you diabetic fuck. Even the deepest darkest stuff here is posted on a screen name not a real name.
Lucas calls what we do hiding, when really it's called socializing. People are social animals but we grow and learn what and where to talk about some things. This is a website where we share our thoughts on lolcows, we have some hobby sections to just chat, people like to do that. This is not a place where I list my ATM card PIN, my sexual desires or personal struggles. So yes, I'm hiding some stuff, because no one here wants to know how tall I am, or if I smoke. That matters to my tailor, and doctor. He's just a filterless idiot and is trying to brag he tells the entire net he's a pedophile.
Lucas calls what we do hiding, when really it's called socializing. People are social animals but we grow and learn what and where to talk about some things. This is a website where we share our thoughts on lolcows, we have some hobby sections to just chat, people like to do that. This is not a place where I list my ATM card PIN, my sexual desires or personal struggles. So yes, I'm hiding some stuff, because no one here wants to know how tall I am, or if I smoke. That matters to my tailor, and doctor. He's just a filterless idiot and is trying to brag he tells the entire net he's a pedophile.
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Caracticus
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The blindness toward his own ageism is a great indicator of his cognitive dysfunction. Women who won't date over 30 are ageist, but a man who also won't date over a certain age is somehow not ageist. From early on I was tempted to challenge Lucas on his logical fallacies and misunderstanding of how DNA works, but quickly realized he doesn't have the cognitive ability to see outside his own reasoning.
Other than the repetition of the same arguments, what also bothers me with his videos is his breathing. He starts exhaling loudly when he gets worked up over a point. Makes him sound like he just ran up a flight of stairs. And he gets an "arrogant" tone when he's making a statement that makes him feel superior. I have to admit, there are times (especially recently as his weight has gone to his face) when I would pay good money to see a super slo-mo of someone punching him in the face, just to watch the skin ripple across his face.
Other than the repetition of the same arguments, what also bothers me with his videos is his breathing. He starts exhaling loudly when he gets worked up over a point. Makes him sound like he just ran up a flight of stairs. And he gets an "arrogant" tone when he's making a statement that makes him feel superior. I have to admit, there are times (especially recently as his weight has gone to his face) when I would pay good money to see a super slo-mo of someone punching him in the face, just to watch the skin ripple across his face.
XxxwernxxX
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Lucas called Kiwis "candy asses"
Yet he lurks around in his apartment all day too terrified to do anything but eat sushi alone on occasion.
It's also easy to hide in Phoenix House.
What the fuck is this?
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BeefMcBeef
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Lucas in college sounds like a nightmare
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An extremely short-lived nightmare. If this was a tv show, his college arc would be very entertaining. Since it's not, the boring truth is that he will never get within miles of attending school or having a job or advancing himself in any way.
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Kids hate when old people are in classes with them. There's always some old weirdo in entry level classes who wants to talk over everyone, and will do their best to run over young professors. I know Lucas is never going to get into college so it's a moot point, but these 18 year old college students wouldn't be swooning over him while he's ranting in an intro to biology class about how his jizz will make super heroes if he squirts it into a teenager, they'll be messing around on their phones or just trying to avoid eye contact with him while the professors tries to get him to shut up.
(I may have went to college at a school with a lot of late in life students)
(I may have went to college at a school with a lot of late in life students)
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While everyone else attends college to learn at least something, Lucas clearly has no interest in that at all - other than to peddle his pseudoscience nonsense. I'm not sure what planet is on, but college certainly isn't a "breeding ground" for those looking to start families or anything like that at all. Sure, there's one or two people that want to do that, but it's not something that 99% of the students attending aspire to at that stage in their life.
Also, why did Lucas think that just emailing the university without going through the admissions/enrolment process would somehow guarantee him a place? I'm guessing it's so he doesn't have to show them any of his grades/qualifications or write a personal statement. Do we even know what he was like at school?
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It's because he thinks he will get into college for free since he's bipolar. I guess that automatically absolves him of all the requirements.
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Big Facebook dump.. Lucas was up until 5am posting:
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OH here goes depressed Lucas now. Woe is me because no fair young lady will talk to my aggressively creepy ass.
BeefMcBeef
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I imagine he didn't want to pay the application fee.
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Don't forget: Any logical failing in Lucas thinking can be explained by the fact that he's an idiot. The more you know.
But seriously, it's not so hard to meet women, both on- and offline. I'd actually avoid online dating platforms and try somewhere else to be honest. In my personal opinion on that matter online dating is relatively high pressure and for most it's a lot easier to meet people in a different context, that is if you are really open to actually meet women as people and get to know them instead of going the incel route of thinking about them as "exotic creatures" who just need your dick to be complete. This doesn't really work anywhere but usually on things like Tinder it means you either strike out "lucky" and get damaged goods or it doesn't work extra quick.
Naturally this doesn't matter in Lucas' case as he has absolutely nothing to offer to anyone. He isn't even really interesting in any way. You could put everything he's ever posted into a Markov chain and get new randomly generated Facebook posts you can't even discern from the real thing. That's exactly how interesting he is and how much sense he usually makes. His single-mindedness alone is kinda creepy. He has absolutely zero depth. Only thing is to watch and wait how much more crazy and creepy he becomes as he grows older.
But seriously, it's not so hard to meet women, both on- and offline. I'd actually avoid online dating platforms and try somewhere else to be honest. In my personal opinion on that matter online dating is relatively high pressure and for most it's a lot easier to meet people in a different context, that is if you are really open to actually meet women as people and get to know them instead of going the incel route of thinking about them as "exotic creatures" who just need your dick to be complete. This doesn't really work anywhere but usually on things like Tinder it means you either strike out "lucky" and get damaged goods or it doesn't work extra quick.
Naturally this doesn't matter in Lucas' case as he has absolutely nothing to offer to anyone. He isn't even really interesting in any way. You could put everything he's ever posted into a Markov chain and get new randomly generated Facebook posts you can't even discern from the real thing. That's exactly how interesting he is and how much sense he usually makes. His single-mindedness alone is kinda creepy. He has absolutely zero depth. Only thing is to watch and wait how much more crazy and creepy he becomes as he grows older.
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He didn't want to go, that's the big part even free he didn't want to go. College is work, a PhD is a hell of an endeavor. Lucas is just flat out lazy, look at him he's got no job free money and still buys pre cut veg, pre made bacon bits and doesn't bother to clean his plates. That's basic hygiene and food prep stuff college kids do, anyone does from rich to poor. If you ain't got the brain power or energy to cut a carrot you ain't making it past a 101 class let alone grad school.
During his chimp out sperg, he can't even keep his lies straight, women adore older men, but are cowards and mean to him. Nothing is gonna get 18 year old pussy wet than a fat 40 year old emo kid, who also has mrsa no job and the list goes on.
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I think it's just his logic going to the extreme. He gets free money free food(stamps) almost free rent all because he has mental issues. Therefore, college should be free too.
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There are programs for reduced/free education including college for massive speds like him. In many cases it's a great way to help people get back or into the workforce. Lucas would just use tax dollars to stare at girls and by his own admission in that text wall, chimp out and run home.
I wouldn't rule out he heard about or was offered a program to get him into a college. If so I'd wager a 2 year school, not really gonna cut the mustard for his PhD goals. Not to insult comm colleges mind you.
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Lots of people who've never worked expect free shit.