Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I've been into punk since I was 14 or 15. Been going to shows at least twice a month since then. Tattoos are the only thing that connects the scene from all the different sub sections of punk together. Lucas would probably shit himself if he went to an actual show and got shoved into the pit.
 
I've been into punk since I was 14 or 15. Been going to shows at least twice a month since then. Tattoos are the only thing that connects the scene from all the different sub sections of punk together. Lucas would probably shit himself if he went to an actual show and got shoved into the pit.


I would fucking pay to see that. I know there’s a lot of punks who come from not great home situations and look down upon anyone whose agenda is to hurt children. There used to be a local band that once word got out the singer was grooming younger fans had to break up within weeks because every show would turn into a riot before it even started. Lucas would be biting the curb by the end of the first set.
 
“Help me Antifa you’re my only hope”
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On second thought, he can handle it himsef.
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Lucas defends using the word wigger even after a racist lady supports him for it. Spoiler alert Lucas dudebros and wiggers aren’t necessarily the same thing. Or do you equate all men younger and more successful with women than you with niggers?

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Lucas defends using the word wigger even after a racist lady supports him for it. Spoiler alert Lucas dudebros and wiggers aren’t necessarily the same thing. Or do you equate all men younger and more successful with women than you with niggers?

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To be fair, Lucas would know about being sexist and racist. He's had a lot of practice.
 
Such a woke Comrad Lucas is!
Remember in the Neverending Story how the Rockbiter says in that scene that his big strong hands were totally useless for defence against the Nothing?

Lucas has a job. A job like that of a "creator/salesman" of snake oil. His games are just a schizo as he is.

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Nobody is demanding your wages, Werner. Women won’t date you BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING UGLY. And balding. And creepy and smell terrible and have no ambition in life other than to get your dick wet.

People want to date partners with a job not so they can spend the partner’s money, but because a job is an indication that you’re a mentally stable person who shoulders responsibilities and adulthood, a dependable person with the basic intelligence to interact normally with co-workers and pay their own rent and bills on time, a person who plans for their future by accruing savings and equity. They want a partner who will not refer to them as “a cooch attached to a juicy womb” and try to shove a hairy forearm up their vagina to distract from a tiny, tiny penis.

You are none of those things. Also you’re fat and mental. And fat. And very mental.

Also, you already TRIED using money to get women to date you, remember? The offers of lobster dinners and expensive drinks? It didn’t work. It’s not the money, it’s you. Big, fat, greasy, smelly, balding, schizophrenic, teen-obsessed, shallow, ugly you.
 
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Lucas put up another game (Deconversion) up for sale today at The Game Crafter


Of course he gave the game a 5 star review and left this comment:


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Wait so are we attacking with OUR bipolar or are we attacking people who have been diagnosed with bipolar? Lucas wasn't very clear.
 
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