Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Lucas confesses he's supporting Bernie because democratic-socialism is just a step towards communism, while he stuffs his face with tax-funded ice cream.
What a stereotype.
He promotes Anarcho-Communism, which always sounds like a meme to me.
How can you redistribute resources and control the means of production under anarchy?
That's one of those pesky questions that Lucas disabled comments in order to avoid confronting, I guess.
Then he ends it by saying humanity is cancer, no Lucas, just you.
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Jesus christ what a fucking moron. He literally started off claiming 'when the communist revolution kicked off in north korea, laos, russia, china...'

ffs there was no communist revolution in north korea. North korea exists because the soviets occupied the northern half of japanese occupied korea at the end of world war 2 and installed a communist government with a puppet ruler and forced communism on everybody, just like they did in eastern europe

and lol at him thinking communism is a direct democracy and everyone does the work 'because they like that work'

Yeah lucas, i'm sure the ukrainians working slave labor on collectivized farms while starving to death and the gulag prisoners and miners just loved their jobs. and of course he claims 'communism as we known it has not happened yet' just one more try right lucas?

He literally called communism as it existed a 'nazi version of communism' and 'authoritarian version'

'We have the money, resources and technology to start communism here and it has to happen slowly, thats why i'm voting for bernie sanders because I think he'll get us on the path' - lucas 'bernie supporter' werner everybody. ffs imagine posting that as a campaign ad, it would sink bernies run for president on the spot

Also claims 'bernie isn't really a democrat hes an independent'

and literally says 'I look in the mirror, I say to myself i'm a communist in the truest sense of the word' yet goes on to claim what we need is one company to do everything 'all the products and services run by one company' and claims it needs to be run by an 11 member board

He refers to humans as a cancer, which is hilariously lacking in self awareness. If anybody is a cancer its him
 
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Big Nasty said:
In a commie bastard society everyone is obliged by law to do their part. In the Soviet Union, since a job would be provided to you, persistent unemployment while able-bodied was basically a crime.
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To be fair though, in lots of socialist countries the term "job" was applied really loosely. Eastern germany had the directive that there had to be zero unemployment. Zero. Imagine what that means in a country with millions of people. You end up with jobs that could be done by two people being staffed by fifteen. Lots of job descriptions were basically just to show up and linger around the area. Many people drank and played cards. You have many people in these ex-socialist countries longing for these old days because they were a lot simpler for them. They were then thrown into a capitalist world that suddenly expected them to perform and be somewhat self-reliant, some couldn't cut it.

Lucas of course thinks he'll have some kind of street philosopher stipend where he can just exist and be a value for society through them being able to listen to his brain farts in between his other farts. In reality he'd be stuck into some shitty job he'd be forced to "attend" and be the bane of the more normal people there that'd probably force him to do the unpleasant parts of whatever shit-shoveling job it would be. A society that can afford to just pay him to exist and get out of the way is living in true capitalist decadence.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
In reality he'd be stuck into some shitty job he'd be forced to "attend" and be the bane of the more normal people there that'd probably force him to do the unpleasant parts of whatever shit-shoveling job it would be.
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In reality, they had no use for people as broken as Lucas, and they certainly wouldn't give him free money so he could sit around hallucinating and raging about being an incel. He'd be warehoused in some mental institution worse than any Western prison where he'd have a short, miserable life.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
To be fair though, in lots of socialist countries the term "job" was applied really loosely. Eastern germany had the directive that there had to be zero unemployment. Zero. Imagine what that means in a country with millions of people. You end up with jobs that could be done by two people being staffed by fifteen.
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I remember reading a book written in the late 1970s or early 1980s about life in "today's Moscow," and it gave an example of how this job-creation rule worked. When you bought something in a department store, you had to wait in line three times (and deal with three different store employees): the first line to pick which item you wanted to buy, second line to pay for the item, and third line to pick up the item. (Come to think of it, there was probably a fourth employee whose job was to carry chosen items from line one to line three.)

I also recall (from another source) a joke which was very common among workers in the USSR and Communist Europe: "We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."

Not to mention, the crummy flophouse room where Lucas lives now is nicer and more luxurious than a typical room in a Soviet "kommunalka," or communal apartment: at least Lucas has his own private fridge, stove and kitchen cabinets, rather than having to share these with roommates.
 
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You guys are giving Lucas too much credit. The local Commissar would listen to Lucas for no more than ten minutes, before he would be given a one way ticket to the nearest Gulag, if not firing squad.
 
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Nobleman said:
You guys are giving Lucas too much credit. The local Commissar would listen to Lucas for no more than ten minutes, before he would be given a one way ticket to the nearest Gulag, if not firing squad.
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He'd probably get sent to a "mental institution." Those were actually worse than the gulags as you had some chance of getting out of a gulag with your mind still intact.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Why is it that most of the ardent proponents of Marxist communism are people who wouldn’t benefit from it at all?
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Because after the Twentieth Century, only an absolute moron would think Soviet style Communism, or actually any kind, is remotely a good idea. That they'd be absolutely fucked under such a regime just adds to the hilarity.
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
Even the whole gulag angle is optimistic. The greater possibility is that he will get gutted in an alley like a turkey during the chaos and looting stage of an armed insurrection.
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......probably while attempting to flee with his arms full of wheels of cheese, shit tier liquor bottles and board games, slowly trying to waddle away from the store he's looting, only for some flatbill to decide they want to take it from him and stab the shit out of him

That would be a horrifying death as far as he is concerned - dying in an alley at the hands of his nemesis the flatbill, before bernie can consolidate his election win and usher in the glorious communist revolution so he never gets his government mandated teen breeder

Sooo close....but never quite in the cards in the end

The best he would be able to hope for is that his body is used as fertilizer in a field growing food that some teen girl eventually eats....except jokes on him because said teen girls all end up getting the ukraine treatment and don't get fed at all and wern veggies get eaten by some oligarch who secretly supported trump

EDIT: Looks like that dumbshit dream chaser is back:


and here we have lucas flat out admitting to harassing people over the internet, claiming they did it first....all while flat out saying bernie sanders says all forms of harassment are wrong

What a fucking moron

 
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He’s back on tinder
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"Hello, I haven't had intercourse in 8 years" is a great icebreaker. Surpriser that more desperate incels don't introduces themselves by reference to their last sexual encounter. Lets folks know who they're dealing with.

Translation: Hello, I'm a defective, horny man that nobody will fuck, that would like to fuck you. Also I have no money.

Seems that Lucas has been rather dull this week, though his upcoming Tinder fails are promising.

ETA: watching Lucas awkwardly read his biblical scholarship is a hoot. Excellent point about "feeling the Bern while your boyfriend has more money" than Lucas. Distills his disorganized thinking and a few of his preoccupations.
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Reading The Bible Made Me An Atheist

#Christianity #Atheism #Hypocrisy Instagram: lucaswerner79
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