Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BIG CATS]

That said, it makes me wonder what the old man filter would make him look like....it must be horrific i'm sure

Lol wondered the same earlier-

 

[Army Burger]

Lol wondered the same earlier-

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Looks like Ron Jeremy on his deathbed

 

[wenttobermuda]

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So...this is maybe 5 years from now? Even less? He's sure not aging like wine.

After a few more years of failing to get anywhere near a Gen Z poonaner, and realizing that breeding and raping his progeny wasn't in the cards, Lucas is scheduled to commit suicide.

We must appreciate him while he lasts.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Two new ones from today. The first is a great example of Lucas's casual hostility to total strangers.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like Ron Jeremy on his deathbed

Thats an unfair comparison.....after all ron jeremy has a big dick, a job and frequently has sex with attractive women. All the things lucas will never have

Also he specifically brought up burritos again and again referring to 'wanting to pay for dinner. it won't be like churchills level of exquisite but it will be something nice' and then mentions 'medium priced' restaurants....that are absolute shit tier. How the hell is sushi.com 'medium priced?' Its literally shit tier bar and grill level sushi

Imagine how much of a lowlife a person has to be to consider churchills exquisite dining. and we all know the real reason is because they banned him fucking years ago at this point for offering to pay for dates and take them there. Funny how he never had a problem with the cost of that before but suddenly he won't go there with a woman cause its just too expensive

He also talks about how he is wandering around a park (gee, so much for self isolating there lucas) which I find interesting considering around here they are all closed and you'll get fined and flat out arrested if you're seen in one. and on that note he wants a woman 'as hot as a female morning jogger'

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I wonder what "kind" to Lucas means in his strict demands for a woman. I assume an 18-21 year old woman in great shape and willing to shut up and let Lucas ram his fist up her asshole.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Two new ones from today. The first is a great example of Lucas's casual hostility to total strangers.

My favorite part about the 'Theists Can't Read' video is his assertion that Christians are required to submit photographic evidence to substantiate gossip they report to their church.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Can you imagine that him walking up to you, as a 15 year old girl, looking like that and saying 'here is a burrito, would you like to come back to the homeless shelter with me and go on a date when you're 16? i've got an EBT card and can buy you dinner a couple times a month....but nothing fancy like churchills (note he actually said 'but nothing fancy like churchills in a fairly recent video...which is hilarious for many reasons)'

Cause I meant technically that is exactly what happened to that 15 year old awhile back that he tried to groom. Funny how he doesn't acknowledge that anymore. It must have finally drilled into his head that what he did legally constituted grooming a minor and is a felony

That said, it makes me wonder what the old man filter would make him look like....it must be horrific i'm sure

What exactly is the story behind the 15 year old and burrito? I've never heard Lucas even try to deny it and rarely anyone mentions it. Seems to be one of the things Lucas has done his best to make out of sight out of mind, unlike Starbucks which he will subtly try to say he wasn't in the wrong for every other day

Lol wondered the same earlier-

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Literally Palpatine with a mullet, someone just needs to edit the glowing yellow eyes and some red robes for him

 

[Fatal Walter]

The burrito was him asking a 15 year old out ahead of time on what was going to be her 16th birthday. Nothing about this is illegal so I don't know if he denies it but it's just the creepiest goddamn thing and definitely could get his ass kicked or something. From what I understand the Starbucks barista wasn't underage and it was his own legal reasoning that "she must be 16 if she works there so it's legal" that got all the news sites reporting she was 16. Was Lucas shooting himself in the foot again, just like threatening to sue got his story noticed so much more in the first place. Starbucks never kicked him out for creeping on an underage girl, just for creeping out one of their employees. Good on them.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Literally Palpatine with a mullet, someone just needs to edit the glowing yellow eyes and some red robes for him

It's all yours

 

[Wernology]

Oh, his mom is married to someone else. And I think his father is the one with the land he keeps talking about.

By the way, I have no idea how he thinks that land is worth millions of dollars. Apparently it's in Aberdeen and property is really not worth much.

Around here it's routine to finde 70-90 acres of land (sometimes just land, sometimes with a small cabin with no electricity or indoor plumbing or an unlivable abandoned house (also with no utilities) on it for under $100k.
I'm not sure how he thinks he'll be a millionaire with the land he might get a partial share of between his siblings & half siblings. At best he'll get maybe $10k or so.

One family member had a piece of land that was in prime & rezoned commercial development area along a busy highway that the closest city was slowly encroaching onto and even with that, for the 12 acres he owned, he only got about $350k. Was nice for him to retire with somewhere else, but hardly enough to make someone set for life.

 

[mothman96]

The burrito was him asking a 15 year old out ahead of time on what was going to be her 16th birthday. Nothing about this is illegal so I don't know if he denies it but it's just the creepiest goddamn thing and definitely could get his ass kicked or something. From what I understand the Starbucks barista wasn't underage and it was his own legal reasoning that "she must be 16 if she works there so it's legal" that got all the news sites reporting she was 16. Was Lucas shooting himself in the foot again, just like threatening to sue got his story noticed so much more in the first place. Starbucks never kicked him out for creeping on an underage girl, just for creeping out one of their employees. Good on them.

To Lucas pervert schizo mind, the Starbucks girl looked 16 that's why he creeped on her. It was around the time he stated 15-16 yr old girls are his ideal for maximum breeding. With the 15 yr old, he was laying the ground work thinking if he played it right, she'd be bouncing on his dick when she turned 16.
I still say, his primary sexual interest is in girls a lot younger than 18. The blow back he got from the Starbucks incident led him to raise the age to 18-24. His first quarter in college, he was already getting "friendly" with a 16 yr old (Leah) from the Running Start program. To her benefit, the quarter ended.

 

[WonderWino]

What exactly is the story behind the 15 year old and burrito? I've never heard Lucas even try to deny it and rarely anyone mentions it. Seems to be one of the things Lucas has done his best to make out of sight out of mind, unlike Starbucks which he will subtly try to say he wasn't in the wrong for every other day

As I understand it he attempted to bait a 15 year old (by his own admission she was 15) for a date, knowing she was 15 and claiming the date would be 'in a few months when she turned 16 cause shes legal then' I don't think many more details than are around, but the sticking point is that he literally carried out the very definition of grooming of a minor, and yet again, she didn't report him for it. Had she done so he'd be in a prison cell right now and a registered sex offender for life. But you're right he never denied it, he just sticks to his claim that he didn't want to date her 'now' he wanted the date to be 'when she turned 16 so she would be legal' when hes confronted with it, seemingly not understanding that such a thing constitutes grooming a minor and is a serious felony. Hell he can probably still be busted for it technically, as it wasn't all that long ago

Like you said his way of dealing with it is by pretending it didn't happen and when pushed on it to claim 'it was for when she was 16! thats not illegal!' (despite that it constitutes grooming a minor, which has been explained to him) I suspect he knows how much shit he could get in over it

But yeah, with starbucks she wasn't 15 and he didn't try to groom her for later. He does lie about what was in the note and claims she was a different age than she was, so he probably thinks he has more wiggle room to bs his way out of that one. He can't really do that after flat out admitting what he did with the 15 year old

The burrito was him asking a 15 year old out ahead of time on what was going to be her 16th birthday. Nothing about this is illegal so I don't know if he denies it

Uh, everything about that is illegal actually. He tried to use an incentive to coerce a minor who was not of age when he did it for the purposes of having sex with her later when she was legal (and ironically she wouldn't have been legal for him then either but thats another issue). That constitutes felony grooming of a minor in every US state. Its pretty much the textbook way of committing such a crime

and several of the articles that went out about the starbucks girl said she was 16, as did a local news report about it at the time...a news report which also pointed out that the 16 being legal thing has an age limit on it

 

[Club Sandwich]

keep looking young

ironically if he shaved it off and got fit, he'd look 10 years younger.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

ironically if he shaved it off and got fit, he'd look 10 years younger.

Lucas doesn't need to look younger. Honestly, he's not an ugly guy. He has good facial features. If he stopped being a fat dirty slob, he'd be above average. The main problem is his broken brain, of course. That's hard for me to admit as an incel, but Lucas is an educational inspiration in stop being re.tarded.

 

[mothman96]

He doesn't want to be the 3rd wheel with the imaginary 18 yrs old girls that want to hang out with him. He's got better things to do.
And it does look like he thinks he's handsome. And why in hell, does he think anyone wants his forgiveness. Oh yea, girls not wanting to fuck the insane pedo is a sin.

 

[Krathnami]

Let’s all appreciate for a minute how fucking fat he is. He’s got that gourd shaped head to go along with his completely round body.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas doesn't need to look younger. Honestly, he's not an ugly guy. He has good facial features. If he stopped being a fat dirty slob, he'd be above average. The main problem is his broken brain, of course. That's hard for me to admit as an incel, but Lucas is an educational inspiration in stop being re.tarded.

Lucas is an ugly fatso, and I would not have sex with him.

Lucas looks awful. He has always looked awful. While not horribly deformed, he's always been a bloated, fat fuck with a ridiculous fat face and stupid jaw. Now he has the baldspot to contend with, too. I bet the only person to ever tell him he looked nice was his mother. Possibility Suzaane.

He clearly thinks he's a stud, though, which is just part of him rating himself too highly.

 

[mothman96]

The gourd shaped head. Now imagine his gourd shaped head, shaved.

 

[WonderWino]

I bet the only person to ever tell him he looked nice was his mother

Wait a minute....i've seen this before.....Its official, lucas has regressed into becoming milhouse

'Plus my mom says i'm the handsomest guy in school'