Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yup, I fucking called it

Aged Gouda For The Generation Z Phobes


and he used a pair of scissors to cut up the cheese, which by the way looks like utter shit quality gouda


That sound he makes after he says 'five year old gouda' fucking hell
Gouda's not supposed to crunch.

Jesus. He would eat a rock if you drowned it in enough ranch. No wonder he's a walking noxious gas emission.
 
The excuse he's using for flunking out in basic biology -- He left an 1 assignment in the library.
Lucas said:
You leave 1 assignment in the library your whole class can be shot, that's what happened to me.

I'm not really that good in Math and cause getting depressed in that class
He admits he's not good in Math -- proving he did not make the "honor roll" grade in remedial Algebra I on his own merit . He was "given" the grade -- he did not earned it.

Lucas -- you want evidence. Here it is. The fact you haven't had a date, sex, a girlfriend for 8 yrs, is evidence no sane girl wants an Insane POS Predator.


ETA:
His rutting animal brain is trying to do damage control:
Trying to deflect he is indeed soliciting sex in exchange for $100 and a meal.

 
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Hmm...a hundred bucks for a date and a free dinner? I'm on.
On two conditions: we do it on Skype and I get to wear a hazmat suit.

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Paying a partner for a date is the escort explanation. Get an escort, Lucas. And don't make videos about it.

The fact you haven't had a date, sex, a girlfriend for 8 yrs, is evidence no sane girl wants an Insane POS Predator.
B-but, I'm sure there's some posters here that have gone longer or ever without a girlfriend... :(
 
The excuse he's using for flunking out in basic biology -- He left an 1 assignment in the library.

He admits he's not good in Math -- proving he did not make the "honor roll" grade in remedial Algebra I on his own merit . He was "given" the grade -- he did not earned it.

Lucas -- you want evidence. Here it is. The fact you haven't had a date, sex, a girlfriend for 8 yrs, is evidence no sane girl wants an Insane POS Predator.


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His rutting animal brain is trying to do damage control:
Trying to deflect he is indeed soliciting sex in exchange for $100 and a meal.


He literally says 'the five year old gouda is tastier' while giving a concerning look that made it clear what he was thinking when he said it

Also specifically mentions beards and fedoras

He's cutting back on his deal....flat out says if you have a hookup for him he'll give HER the $100 and suggests splitting it 50-50

Fucking hilarious how he goes on about how his remedial courses had him swamped to the point he constantly had to play catch up. What I wouldn't give to see him take a programming course. Lucas trying to wrap his lizard brain around recursion would be a sight to behold. Its also hilarious how he says he wanted to be an embryologist but now hes going to do board game design instead...but won't do that either unless he has a girlfriend. He appears to have fallen into the common trap of thinking game design is easy, or an easy program. Those courses are as brutal as programming courses, if nor worse, and usually have a requirement to learn at least the fundamentals of programming as part of design, so he can actually put together a functional game. Despite what he is probably thinking, he would not be going through the entire program just doing board games. So lucas, enjoy your HTML5, flash, actionscript, swift and android courses and try not to have a psychotic breakdown too early on. He would probably get kicked out for trying to pay off someone else to do the artwork for a game he is assigned to make. Or for losing his shit when he presents his 'inquisition of the telomere' game to the class and can't explain coherently when asked how it works and gets questioned about it

and fucking LOL at lucas claiming he has never been catfished. Its always 'ghosting'. So then, i'd like to hear his explanation as to how he found himself in spokane in the first place

Lucas goes off about his stepdad 'saying some snide thing' and telling him 'you're out of control' which clearly sets him off. He damn near screams 'don't say that!' so clearly he does that alot around family members


Shit, power rangers seems to have predicted lucas's daily life. The resemblance to flatbill lucas is uncanny. So is his running at the end. I can totally see lucas doing a waddle run like that

 
Paying a partner for a date is the escort explanation. Get an escort, Lucas. And don't make videos about it.


B-but, I'm sure there's some posters here that have gone longer or ever without a girlfriend... :(
Don't know about anyone here, but in Lucas's case it's the result of being a documented insane POS predator with DV, restraining orders under his belt.

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The insane pedo's damage control
Lucas said:
I'm Looking For Nice Conversation

The real Lucas: Girl has sex with him -- win the $100, even if she's not talkative at all; ($100 If Your Nice To Me) video.
Lucas said:
If you look board, that's not a way to win it, and if you're not talkative at all, that's not a way to win it, unless you're really really horny.
 
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I sometimes wonder if Lucas ever has a moment of clarity in his solitude, like right when you wake up in the morning and you haven’t quite harnessed your defenses that get you through the day, where it dawns on him, “My god... Maybe it’s me? Maybe I’m the problem?“.

Nah.

Keep on keepin‘ on Lucas!
His mom claimed he does (or at least used to) have these moments of clarity, where he cries because he realizes how much of a sped he is and can't control it.

I haven't seen a whole lot of evidence to support this, frankly. His endless self-pity and extreme malignant narcissism seem to supersede any genuine self-examination.

Even when HEAVILY medicated, right after he got out of the funny farm, about the best you can hope for with Lucas is to distract him with an autistic focus like boardgames. All the self-pity and child-lust will still be there, you understand, but the meds seem to make the voices less urgent and diminish his really fun tarding out, like "Greed Mongers!" etc.

Fat, doped to the gills, and distracted by toys is pretty much best case scenario for Lucas.

Unmedicated Lucas is much more fun, though. 😁
 
I sometimes wonder if Lucas ever has a moment of clarity in his solitude, like right when you wake up in the morning and you haven’t quite harnessed your defenses that get you through the day, where it dawns on him, “My god... Maybe it’s me? Maybe I’m the problem?“.

Nah.

Keep on keepin‘ on Lucas!

If he ever has such rare moments we all know exactly how they would go:


Probably accurate down to him saying its the children who are wrong

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
His mom claimed he does (or at least used to) have these moments of clarity, where he cries because he realizes how much of a sped he is and can't control it.

Lucas seems to back up such statements in his 2010 reflection about how he was back in the late 90s. It would explain why he gets so adamant about how everybody else is the problem these days as his form of denial keeping him going completely batshit, but then again it could just be that hes too fucked in the head now that he doesn't have the capacity to reflect like that anymore
 
If he ever has such rare moments we all know exactly how they would go:


Probably accurate down to him saying its the children who are wrong



Lucas seems to back up such statements in his 2010 reflection about how he was back in the late 90s. It would explain why he gets so adamant about how everybody else is the problem these days as his form of denial keeping him going completely batshit, but then again it could just be that hes too fucked in the head now that he doesn't have the capacity to reflect like that anymore
Lucas's 2010 Reflections are little more than a mating call. He was as batshit then as now.

He wrote it as a response to the "It Gets Better" BS that was circulating at the time. It's a interesting document, but it does not contain any reflection. It was written to bring him the juicy poonaner, get attention, etc.

I do not credit any account of Lucas having insight into his mental health, especially one comes by from his ma.
 
His mom claimed he does (or at least used to) have these moments of clarity, where he cries because he realizes how much of a sped he is and can't control it.
The schizos I've been around are often like this, and it's heartbreaking. Like if a mother saw her son like that, she'd be fighting tooth and nail to help and protect him. Which makes me question the validity of that diagnosis since his mother has disowned him and letting him die homeless. It sounds like something she wishes she'd see from Lucas.

Lucas strikes me much more as a psycho bipolar.
 
Why do you guys think he starts off so many videos with “I haven’t had sex in 8 years”? Trying to elicit pity? It baffles me.
Plea for pity? Lack of filter? One track mind? Swiss cheese brain? Low-key way to assert he's not a total virgin incel?

It's one of his calling cards and it's mysterious.

He also tends to mention his weight loss and his habit of sharing EBT goodies in the same breath.
 
Why do you guys think he starts off so many videos with “I haven’t had sex in 8 years”? Trying to elicit pity? It baffles me.
pity party, but also it's a concise declaration of his circumstances. if you had a "tickle me elmo" moment where you just had a phrase to describe yourself, a lot of people would say things like:

"i've been a father to two boys for 10 years."

"working the docks as a harbormaster 20 years."

"going to school, finishing my degree in 2 years!"

and things that outline where they are in life and possibly where they are going. what they take pride in. "Joe" means nothing unless you know him, but even a stranger can respect "15 year high-altitude welder/metal worker for bridges and towers".

for Lucas, he's "i haven't had sex in 8 years."
 
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The schizos I've been around are often like this, and it's heartbreaking. Like if a mother saw her son like that, she'd be fighting tooth and nail to help and protect him. Which makes me question the validity of that diagnosis since his mother has disowned him and letting him die homeless. It sounds like something she wishes she'd see from Lucas.

Lucas strikes me much more as a psycho bipolar.

She supposedly did do that, for awhile at least. For as much as her claims of fighting for him are worth. Though shes not entirely right in the head herself, is just as narcissistic as he is and has a history of distancing herself from things that reflect badly on her. Hence the bs story she told about his 'fever' incident that couldn't have possibly happened the way she described. Take all of that together and the fact lucas tries to use anyone he can, including family members, and it could easily be that she simply had enough of him and knows hes a lost cause and wrote him off, hence the move across the country to arizona. That aside, both she and lucas confirmed the schitzo diagnosis at various times. Could be a bipolar schitzo, which would explain alot. and he himself seems to think he has autistic traits, which is why he flat out said he refused to get tested for it cause he didn't want anything else reflecting badly on him (so clearly he at least suspects he ticks a few boxes for autism as well)
 
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