Quarantine got me bored/curious enough after dragging myself through all 647 pages of this to see just how much of Lucas "comedy act" is an act when he thinks nobody else is watching.
In particular, I wanted to see how he'd react to being told no.
If you don't want to read through the mostly boring as shit largely one sided texts that only show that you don't have a conversation with Lucas, he just talks
at you , here's the TL;DR: Told him I was in quarantine and couldn't leave the house, had a free burner # for Spokane and live nowhere near Washington State, he almost immediately started countering every 'no' to video chats with orders to go hide in the bathroom and do it there and, despite his several videos having fits about people fuckin' during quarantine when they should be social distancing, he sure did try to convince what he thought was an 18 year old to sneak out, break quarantine, and hook up with him to either get high in the park or do fuck knows what in the crowded public library.
Probably fuck in a portapotty.
For all his screeching that he's not a predator, he grooms fast enough that he could possibly cause Chris Hansen to manifest in the room.
Not that anyone here believed his IT'S A CHARACTER, I DO COMEDY bullshittery but it's pretty clear he hasn't changed since creeping on 16 year olds at Starbucks.
Username is because, in the end, when I didn't respond to him within whatever his arbitrary time frame was, he assumed I was Ben from SOFALAW, which I am not.
The funniest part to me was the fact that he doesn't seem to know tripods and remote shutters/timers are a thing.
