Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

How can someone develop such a lack of self-awareness to this degree? It’s astonishing.

I enjoy autistically psychoanalysing Lucas, and I like you question. Allow me to grab my pipe and glasses. My theory:

He's a fucking faggot.

Also, it's a psychological self defense mechanism developed by a crazy little boy whose mommy smothered him and taught him he was smart and special.

Lucas is delusional and has a learned sense of entitlement to boot. Food, money, praise and teen poonaner are all things he expects to receive just because others have them. He he has learned from mommy (and now the state) that he is given things; he does not earn them.

A recurrent theme in his life is that he's not responsible for his problems. Due in part to his illness and upbringing he doesn't fully recognize or acknowledge the nature or extent of his problems. That'd be damaging to his mommy inflated ego. He copes in part by greatly minimizing his problems ("I'm bipolar, not schizophrenic, but I can't be bipolar because I have empathy, but give me my tugboat" "It's totally cool to not have worked since 1999"). He's also highly stubborn, because he cannot own his mistakes, allowing him to fuck up over and over again without concluding he's fucked up. He learns, but always the wrong lesson.

Yet, Lucas notices his problems, to the extent his desires are thwarted and his expectations frustrated. He misidentifies them. The gap between his experience and unfulfilled desires is so extreme that he copes by locating the source of his despair externally. Therefore, it's a matter of agephobes, classist, bigots, religionists, Republicans, shrinks, pharmaceutical companies, flatbills who hoard women, greed, bitches, etc; his untreated schizophrenia, narcissism, ridiculous attitude and general degeneracy strike him as irrelevant to his situation.

Another strategy is to pathologize things he lacks. No car? Cars are killing the planet. No money? Money is evil. This gives him a comfortable way to soothe himself for not having things. He frames his shortcomings as righteous, further inflating his ego.

Just imagine: you are 40, and have nothing on Earth to show for your time. No accomplishments, no friends, no money, no relationships, no experience with teen poonaner. None of the things that society values, or that you want. Nothing. You've done nothing with your life. Things didn't work out, and you've squandered so much time.

You have nowhere to go Your days are spent wandering in public, shouting at your phone and seeing things you want but don't have. You're starved for contact, so you take to social media. You want recognition, so you constantly try to impress people with your goodness and brilliance. You know you're brilliant and good. Mommy told you so.

Your reflection reveals that you've grown fat from free food. You're balding, and ugly. You wear dentures.

You're homeless, and broke, and always mere steps away from returning to jail or the psych ward. People, including judges and doctors, insist that you take pills and go to therapy.

You fit in nowhere. You keep getting banned from places. Mean people have always made fun of and avoided you, and now you're so notorious journalists write mocking stories about you and strangers study your faults and sperg about how much you suck.

It's easier to blame the world than to accept this is the life you made. The world sucks, not you. You may be highly resistant to treatment, and immune to self improvement, but you still have hope and still value yourself. So you go on living.
 
His 40th must have been fun, he basically spent it alone without any friends or family, that's got to sink in on some level nobody wanted to spend time with him on his birthday, and all his family did was send him a coupon for junk food. Not he deserved to get anything, most things Lucas deserve are violent or involve heavy medication or castration. I like that he also spent Christmas alone screaming into his phone since no friends or family again, 2019 must have really been a high point in Lucas' life
We see similar delusional, self-centered patterns with other NPD's like Chris. Chris has taken his egotistical fantasies and desires that have been milling around his mind during years of illness, thrown them through his ASD and Schizophrenia amplifiers, and made these fantasies manifest, at least in his own head. While most people focus on the utter insanity of Chris's delusions and don't look for much of an explanation in regards to why he has them (I don't blame anyone for this lol), at the end of the day they stem from a function of his ego, which is to protect any semblance of sanity he has left. Basically "My life is fucking hell and I'm going to die alone and unloved, but everything will be okay as soon as the merge happens and I become ruler of the world!"

We're seeing this with Lucas right now, you can tell the last decade of his life has been utterly devastating for his mental health and things are getting a helluva lot worse, especially because of his unique obsession with age, youth, and passage of time. Lucas's 40th birthday must have been seriously traumatizing to him, it's largely seen as the age when someone becomes officially 'old'. So to cope, Lucas has created a fantasy world where he's a genius political analyst and selfless altruist because he rambles about republicans incoherently on instagram and leaves nasty looking brownies on park benches. It's all his brain can do to cope with the reality of who he is and what he has become.

Of course I'm not asking anyone to feel bad for him, but NPD is basically just a cope for feelings of inferiority, which deep down is what defines Werner.
 
One of the great paradoxes of Lucas is that he both outright denies he is mentally unwell when called out on his behaviour, but will play the ‘disability’ card to justify receiving government income.

As for his 40th, I think he so heavily repressed those feelings of misery that he wasn’t consciously upset about the milestone age.
 
One of the great paradoxes of Lucas is that he both outright denies he is mentally unwell when called out on his behaviour, but will play the ‘disability’ card to justify receiving government income.

As for his 40th, I think he so heavily repressed those feelings of misery that he wasn’t consciously upset about the milestone age.
It is the sign amongst all fuckwits. "YoU CaN't SaY tHaT aBoUt Me, bUt I cAn!!"
A person that comes to mind with this mentality is definitely Onision. Fucker will get down right furious with anyone calling him a depressing douche, but he'll turn right the fuck around and be like, "I HATE MYSELF AND I THINK I AM TRASH"
 
His 1st video for today. Airway Heights, by the International Beauty Education Center. Yea, it does look like he's hiding from his infamy in Spokane and went looking for a new place to screech his insanity.

He makes my head hurt when he tries being "cool" and using slang and shit.

You're 40, Lucas. I know you're reading this because you stalk this thread like you stalk underage women. You don't sound cool when you talk like that. You sound like a try-hard that is going to end up locking a woman up (though with you not having your own residence, that will be difficult... even for you) and sexually assaulting her (though with that little nubbin, it is more like physical assault because there's no way it will penetrate anything). You know how you get laid, Lucas? Take a shower daily (stop lying and saying you do, we know that you don't) . Change your clothes more than once a week (days on end with the same shirt isn't cute, honey). Stop raving like a lunatic. Talk less, in general. Every time you open your mouth, your creepiness level goes up. Screaming at your phone in public is only hurting your chances. Oh, and stop trying to date outside of your league. Lower your standards (a lot) and stop trying for younger women who could be your fucking daughter (if you had been able to get laid 18-24 years ago, which I doubt).
 
His 1st video for today. Airway Heights, by the International Beauty Education Center. Yea, it does look like he's hiding from his infamy in Spokane and went looking for a new place to screech his insanity.


The video synopsis:

Good morning women I want to fuck. You’re all piece of shit scumbags no better than the kkk. But I’ll forgive you of your sins against me if you’ll have some pizza.
 
I'm surprised nobody has complained about Lucas loitering there. He's right next to the Subway drive-thru, probably screaming at the cars leaving to give him food and 18-24 pussy.
 
I'm surprised nobody has complained about Lucas loitering there. He's right next to the Subway drive-thru, probably screaming at the cars leaving to give him food and 18-24 pussy.
If a car drives up to/goes through the drive-thru, he likely shuts up. He doesn't want to bring attention to his insanity from the AH locals as he has in Spokane and Olympia.
 
His latest videos are fire.

really horribly scratchy voice (like Steve-O meets Gilbert Godfried). He’s waving around a piece of paper with some crazy scrawlings on it.
Lol the paper is a script. You can see "Morning gen z," "agephobe Christians," "you're no better, than the KKK" and "I'll forgive you if you have pizza with me." (I wanna see what's in the box at the corner but I can't catch a clear enough frame)
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"Mayor Woodward" video note is his Bible cheat sheet.
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Gotta keep those complex ruminations straight, gotta stay on topic.

He's reached full crazy homeless, literally screaming "YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL!" on the side of the road.
 
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Creeper literally screaming in the streets waving notes. He's already staring like he's preaching at someone. I could easily see him doing this off camera in a couple years having still either been homeless or gotten kicked out of another housing
If a car drives up to/goes through the drive-thru, he likely shuts up. He doesn't want to bring attention to his insanity from the AH locals as he has in Spokane and Olympia.

Lmao there's even security cameras in the background, imagine having footage of Lucas preaching outside your store when you're checking your security footage. This is gonna be Lucas in a few years if you replace humans with Christians

Lucas doesn't watch tv or movies anymore, I doubt he has watched anything outside YouTube or PornHub in 8 years
Oddly I don't think Lucas has seen Joker, I doubt he'd be able to keep from comparing himself to Fleck by now.
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