💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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This got shared in SOFALAW and it’s a pretty entertaining brand on crazy.

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Not sure if this is a full lolcow replacement but damn.... he got them good genes, amirite ladies??

fb profile is a treat as well.
 
WhiskerBiscuit said:
This got shared in SOFALAW and it’s a pretty entertaining brand on crazy.

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Not sure if this is a full lolcow replacement but damn.... he got them good genes, amirite ladies??

fb profile is a treat as well.
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We've been talking about this dude in SOFALAW all day. His Facebook and Twitter are 10/10 NSFW cringe. I'm probably going to make a SOFA group for him. He might be worth a cow thread of his own.
 
WhiskerBiscuit said:
This got shared in SOFALAW and it’s a pretty entertaining brand on crazy.

Not sure if this is a full lolcow replacement but damn.... he got them good genes, amirite ladies??

fb profile is a treat as well.
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It's not as funny when it's a genuinely ugly deformed looking guy. It is with Lucas because he would be a normal guy if he wasn't a stupid jackass that constantly shoots himself in the foot.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
It's not as funny when it's a genuinely ugly deformed looking guy. It is with Lucas because he would be a normal guy if he wasn't a stupid jackass that constantly shoots himself in the foot.
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This guy would probably be okay if it weren't for the weird hairstyle, extreme closeups, and unfortunate choice in facial hair.
 
telemeres69 said:
RIP to the Golden USB podcast. Without Lucas, there isn't any worthwhile livestream anymore
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Kinda sad, I was hoping for more episodes of letting Lucas rant like a madman in a park for 2 hours while passers by tell him to shut up.
 
So do we have a consensus yet?

Any Source want to remain anonymous who has eyes on the ground?

Is our theory about homeboy losing his phone correct?

Or is it possible, just possible, it's someone on the H O C staff scared Lucas into stopping making his public freak-outs? I'd love to know the answer.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So do we have a consensus yet?

Any Source want to remain anonymous who has eyes on the ground?

Is our theory about homeboy losing his phone correct?

Or is it possible, just possible, it's someone on the H O C staff scared Lucas into stopping making his public freak-outs? I'd love to know the answer.
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I find the phone theory most plausible because it requires the least of Lucas.

No need for self awareness, or growth. Lucas has not suddenly mastered his antisocial impulses. Rather, he's lost his means of broadcasting them to the cruel world.

He's out there somewhere, spazzing and dreaming of gaping teen buttholes. And he'll return with a new, shitty phone and tremendous energy.
 
The AZ Target lady is getting Lucas’s attention as well. Her Twitter is fire. She seems to share Lucas’s view of using the N-word, crazy impulsive tweeting, politician idolization (she says Trump is her “daddy” and she’s his #1 Trumpette), and having incomprehensible logic. I see pretty clear bipolar and/or histrionic narcissism in her actions as well.

wonder when Goldaur interviews her and Ashley. Maybehe interviews them together and they have a Blonde-off?

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WhiskerBiscuit said:
The AZ Target lady is getting Lucas’s attention as well. Her Twitter is fire. She seems to share Lucas’s view of using the N-word, crazy impulsive tweeting, politician idolization (she says Trump is her “daddy” and she’s his #1 Trumpette), and having incomprehensible logic. I see pretty clear bipolar and/or histrionic narcissism in her actions as well.

wonder when Goldaur interviews her and Ashley. Maybehe interviews them together and they have a Blonde-off?

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Wait, is this the lady who wrecked the mask display at Target, "baa"ed at shoppers as she sat outside, then got arrested when she refused to leave her husband's house?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So do we have a consensus yet?

Any Source want to remain anonymous who has eyes on the ground?

Is our theory about homeboy losing his phone correct?

Or is it possible, just possible, it's someone on the H O C staff scared Lucas into stopping making his public freak-outs? I'd love to know the answer.
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I have seen him twice downtown now with no earbuds in, so it is more than likely he has no phone.
 
Nobleman said:
I have seen him twice downtown now with no earbuds in, so it is more than likely he has no phone.
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I found the garbage flip phone I had before I got my first smart phone. Surprisingly, it can take short videos (and still works after being buried in the kitchen junk drawer for almost 12 years) but I don't think 2 or 3g towers exist anymore so it's probably useless.
 
klickitat said:
I don't think 2 or 3g towers exist anymore so it's probably useless
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2g is almost nonexistent except for some local carriers and T-Mobile in specific areas. 3g is largely slated to be shut down by the end of the year (Verizon) or in 2022 (AT&T, Sprint) or somewhere in between other than i guess T-Mobile or Boost Mobile.

so in theory if you donated your phone to the Cause of the Wern, then it'd work for at least another 4-5 months.
 
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