Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[cigarettesalsa]

hello, first time poster, long time lucas lurker. English 99 is a beginner course for those who do not qualify for English 101.

English 99 Syllabus

Well now, isn't THAT an interesting admission. Aside from the utter stupidity it takes to stop taking psych meds and switch over to drugs for an english class (yeah that will totally end well) let alone to think that was a good idea, lucas made a big booboo here. Lucas has always maintained there was nothing wrong with him until he lost his shit in 2000 and got committed, from there he was medicated. Now he is claiming he was on psych meds at least as early as 1999 (and it had to be much earlier because he was out of the house in 99 and would never have sought them out or taken them voluntarily). He is directly contradicting his previous claims and implying he had serious well known mental health problems long before he actually was committed

In other words lucas slipped up big time and accidentally revealed he's been a heavily medicated nutcase since long before he actually ended up in a psych ward. Sure puts some of the things he claimed happened and cyril's attitude toward him back in 98 in perspective doesn't it

and holy shit he's actually referring to himself as 'in rut' like a literal animal. That is not the kind of thing women want to hear. At all

 

[Wernology]

This should be an interesting conversation.

Salvation Army is next.

 

[teleméres69]

Isn't Lucas a high school dropout?

hello, first time poster, long time lucas lurker. English 99 is a beginner course for those who do not qualify for English 101.

English 99 Syllabus

 

[WonderWino]

hello, first time poster, long time lucas lurker. English 99 is a beginner course for those who do not qualify for English 101.

English 99 Syllabus

Fair enough, apparently I misunderstood what he was saying then

Though if thats the case then it still brings up another point, that lucas claims he stopped taking his psych meds when he was in college.....despite the fact he spent years claiming he didn't take them and had stopped taking them quite awhile ago (which he even explicitly says in his 2010 reflections)

So either he was lying in the more recent claims about not needing them or he was forced to take them by his handlers (likely due to his behavior) and went off them during his brief time at the college. Not sure i'm buying the second option. Doing that, let alone suddenly tends to cause all kinds of problems. Even lucas himself admits his first attempt to do so put him in the hospital with severe side effects. I find it hard to believe it didn't make him go nuts, at least temporarily, let alone that he would be able to keep from going completely off the deep end since then

 

[ThomasAudley]

This should be an interesting conversation.

Salvation Army is next.

I like how you redacted his e-mail but not the phone number.

 

[Fapcop]

Gen Z bitches love prime rib! And you see that? The shirt Lucas has been wearing all week, well he will change it and put on a nicer one! All for you, baby zooms!

“I’ll buy you a steak dinner if you’re a hot chick between 18-24 in Spokane”

Is... Is that a threat?

I gotta say, it’s kind of miraculous that The Vern DOESNT get laid more often.

Yes, with a 18-24 year old. At least someone under 30.

It’s not like there’s a lack of vulnerable young girls in the homeless/druggie milieu.

Girls who’ll suck dick for some dope or something to eat. It’s a transactional dog-eat-dog world.

While Vern might be repulsive to us, the alternative to him could easily be someone older, fatter and even more repulsive.

I guess it’s his fixation on young college girls, waitresses etc. that thankfully means that he doesn’t catch more obvious prey.

 

[WonderWino]

So how long till Lucas deletes ben's comment.
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A couple of people noticed the missing comments, the Freak lies that it's him deleting the comments and blames it on a cock-ass.
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That second pic looks like some kind of police mugshot. Lucas making claims of how 'deserves' all of these things just reinforces how narcissistic and entitled he is. He really does have to be a low intelligence nutcase to actually believe putting up pics like that will attract women, let alone young women

That said I wonder how the discussion with the guardian foundation will go. At a bare minimum i'd expect them to have a low tolerance for any bs from him afterwards. They don't want someone that screams psycho pedo around their other residents or volunteers, especially considering his history

 

[mothman96]

What, is he trying to pass off the scraped knee he got when he slipped and fell picking up litter as the "sacrifice/literally bled" entitling him to deserve a Gen Z bae.

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In a prior version of the "incident" Lucas said they had called him a pedophile, in this version the black guy called him a chimo. Now chimo is another name for pedo, but originally that's is not the word Lucas said he'd been called. He keeps flip flopping around with the story, at one pt it was a bat and a 2 by 4/ wooden plank, and that's changed to a steel bat and a wood bat.

 

[WonderWino]

What, is he trying to pass off the scraped knee he got when he slipped and fell picking up litter as the "sacrifice/literally bled" entitling him to deserve a Gen Z bae.

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ETA:
In a prior version of the "incident" Lucas said they had called him a pedophile, in this version the black guy called him a chimo. Now chimo is another name for pedo, but originally that's is not the word Lucas said he'd been called. He keeps flip flopping around with the story, at one pt it was a bat and a 2 by 4/ wooden plank, and that's changed to a steel bat and a wood bat.

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'I've embraced non violence so much that I have multiple restraining orders, no contact orders and a domestic violence conviction, as well as a video record of threatening violence against people who criticize me, hold me accountable for my actions or don't give me what I want on a near daily basis'

 

[wenttobermuda]

Isn't Lucas a high school dropout?

Yes. Lucas, the scientist without a degree in science, is without a HS degree.

Lucas would like to be taken seriously, as an intellectual, even though he never graduated from Montesano HS.

I didn't quite have all my high school credits and really fought to find time to balance working jobs I hated, just to pay the bills and getting the credits I needed to finish my diploma course through correspondence with The University of Arizona. I was having frequent nightmares of my life falling away. I wasn't sleeping well. I tried to come back to my old self again and care about schoolwork. The consistency of the weed was pretty good then too. Pot also helped me unwind after working an 8 hour a day job at the McDonald's...

He has never explained exactly why he withdrew prior to graduation, and then failed to obtain a diploma through a correspondence course. It seems, however, that drug use and emotional problems contributed to his failure.

Suddenly I wanted to rebel while Seth started to become more grounded and buckled down at school. I started losing focus and getting out of touch. I struggled. I hopped from one job in Aberdeen at Subway to more of the same type of work when I moved up to Olympia in 1998 with Michelle and Cyril.

When Lucas later attended community college, he was unable to produce a HS diploma or it's equivalent. He was accordingly placed in what we may politely call "remedial" classes. English 99 is not a "college level" class, but rather a place for students whose HS experience has left them unprepared.

I hope to learn more about Lucas's education soon.

 

[BrightGold]

Well now, isn't THAT an interesting admission. Aside from the utter stupidity it takes to stop taking psych meds and switch over to drugs for an english class (yeah that will totally end well) let alone to think that was a good idea, lucas made a big booboo here. Lucas has always maintained there was nothing wrong with him until he lost his shit in 2000 and got committed, from there he was medicated. Now he is claiming he was on psych meds at least as early as 1999 (and it had to be much earlier because he was out of the house in 99 and would never have sought them out or taken them voluntarily). He is directly contradicting his previous claims and implying he had serious well known mental health problems long before he actually was committed

In other words lucas slipped up big time and accidentally revealed he's been a heavily medicated nutcase since long before he actually ended up in a psych ward. Sure puts some of the things he claimed happened and cyril's attitude toward him back in 98 in perspective doesn't it

and holy shit he's actually referring to himself as 'in rut' like a literal animal. That is not the kind of thing women want to hear. At all

IDK, he admitted a long time ago that he's been in therapy since the third grade - I don't think this is as big of a bombshell as it may seem. He's just careless with crossing his various lines of half-truths - "I don't have a mental illness and never have" often gets tangled up with "I get disability for bipolar" and related threads.

Also, just speaking generally here, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say that anything that Lucas says/does means that he's "finally said/done" the thing that will deliver him some real, long-standing consequences. This has been a motif of conversation in both SOFALAW and KF for years, and, as many others have noted, it almost never pans out (the most obvious exception being the loss of his apartment, which was the only "major" consequence he'd experienced since his last involuntary commitment a few years back). It's pretty clear that the authorities (police, social workers, payee(s), etc.) deal with people like him all the time and just don't give a shit as long as he's not actively causing trouble directly in front of them.

Can you imagine what their case load/paperwork situation would look like if they took every crazy person seriously and cited them for each and every infraction (or even half of them, or just "the worst ones")? It's notoriously difficult to get police to care about even serious, time-sensitive issues like missing persons reports, so there's no way that Lucas making stupid videos on his phone is going to warrant their constant attention. The only reason (imo) that he got cited at the park is because the police were already riled up after dealing with the BLM rally / were already present in large numbers in the area, so it was easier for Lucas to get noticed by one of them.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You'd think it'd be easier to just make a video than to keep pumping out these regurgitated messages over a picture.

Side note, I think he beat my initial bet of four days in that green shirt. It's been on that filthy translucent man-boy chest at least one picture or video every day this week.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

IDK, he admitted a long time ago that he's been in therapy since the third grade - I don't think this is as big of a bombshell as it may seem. He's just careless with crossing his various lines of half-truths - "I don't have a mental illness and never have" often gets tangled up with "I get disability for bipolar" and related threads.

Also, just speaking generally here, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say that anything that Lucas says/does means that he's "finally said/done" the thing that will deliver him some real, long-standing consequences. This has been a motif of conversation in both SOFALAW and KF for years, and, as many others have noted, it almost never pans out (the most obvious exception being the loss of his apartment, which was the only "major" consequence he'd experienced since his last involuntary commitment a few years back). It's pretty clear that the authorities (police, social workers, payee(s), etc.) deal with people like him all the time and just don't give a shit as long as he's not actively causing trouble directly in front of them.

Can you imagine what their case load/paperwork situation would look like if they took every crazy person seriously and cited them for each and every infraction (or even half of them, or just "the worst ones")? It's notoriously difficult to get police to care about even serious, time-sensitive issues like missing persons reports, so there's no way that Lucas making stupid videos on his phone is going to warrant their constant attention. The only reason (imo) that he got cited at the park is because the police were already riled up after dealing with the BLM rally / were already present in large numbers in the area, so it was easier for Lucas to get noticed by one of them.

You do realize that, just as much as you're complaining about people saying Lucas has finally said or done the thing that's going to cause him to get some retributive comeuppance, it's always immediately followed by someone else saying that it's NOT the thing that's going to break the camel's back and that we all need to calm down, right?

What I'm saying here is your repetition of the idea that people need to stop expecting consequences for Lucas is part 2 of the 2-part pattern that starts with people thinking he's finally going to get consequences.

I guess I'm a little tired of seeing this cycle and frankly, I can understand people hoping for consequences for Lucas a lot more than people trying to tamp down everyone's enthusiasm for justice, however distant or ephemeral it may ultimately be.

I just don't see much of a point to it.

PS



Looks like Ya Boi tuckered himself out with his meme mastery, and needed a little mid afternoon nap, as 40 year old men do.

I thought today was resume day, Lucas?

 

[BrightGold]

You do realize that, just as much as you're complaining about people saying Lucas has finally said or done the thing that's going to cause him to get some retributive comeuppance, it's always immediately followed by someone else saying that it's NOT the thing that's going to break the camel's back and that we all need to calm down, right?

What I'm saying here is your repetition of the idea that people need to stop expecting consequences for Lucas is part 2 of the 2-part pattern that starts with people thinking he's finally going to get consequences.

I guess I'm a little tired of seeing this cycle and frankly, I can understand people hoping for consequences for Lucas a lot more than people trying to tamp down everyone's enthusiasm for justice, however distant or ephemeral it may ultimately be.

I just don't see much of a point to it.

PS

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Looks like Ya Boi tuckered himself out with his meme mastery, and needed a little mid afternoon nap, as 40 year old men do.

I thought today was resume day, Lucas?

Yeah, I see that - I think we're all just particularly irritated by different parts of this wholly-frustrating cycle. That's the nature of dealing with somebody like Lucas, I guess.

 

[WonderWino]

IDK, he admitted a long time ago that he's been in therapy since the third grade - I don't think this is as big of a bombshell as it may seem. He's just careless with crossing his various lines of half-truths - "I don't have a mental illness and never have" often gets tangled up with "I get disability for bipolar" and related threads.

Also, just speaking generally here, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say that anything that Lucas says/does means that he's "finally said/done" the thing that will deliver him some real, long-standing consequences. This has been a motif of conversation in both SOFALAW and KF for years, and, as many others have noted, it almost never pans out (the most obvious exception being the loss of his apartment, which was the only "major" consequence he'd experienced since his last involuntary commitment a few years back). It's pretty clear that the authorities (police, social workers, payee(s), etc.) deal with people like him all the time and just don't give a shit as long as he's not actively causing trouble directly in front of them.

Can you imagine what their case load/paperwork situation would look like if they took every crazy person seriously and cited them for each and every infraction (or even half of them, or just "the worst ones")? It's notoriously difficult to get police to care about even serious, time-sensitive issues like missing persons reports, so there's no way that Lucas making stupid videos on his phone is going to warrant their constant attention. The only reason (imo) that he got cited at the park is because the police were already riled up after dealing with the BLM rally / were already present in large numbers in the area, so it was easier for Lucas to get noticed by one of them.

Who said anything about it being anything on the level of 'hes finally done?' He's had serious consequences before and he will again at some point in the future, one way or another. Its part of his cycle. Nobody is saying this is going to land him in jail or the nuthouse in the immediate future, at least not barring an unexpected chimpout against staff or residents. That doesn't mean hes not going to have consequences. He's been kicked out of shelters before, and at the very least will have his actions at the shelter kept an eye on, for the simple fact they've been made aware of previous serious incidents so theres liability there if they don't and something bad happens. But yeah, he'll leave for a different shelter or get kicked out eventually. He always does

and lets not forget hes literally on probation as it is right now for public incidents of him being unable to control himself, is doing drugs in violation of his probation and putting himself at risk that way. This has nothing to do with 'ever crazy person' Most hobos are more or less alright and just trying to get by and aren't deliberately causing problems for anyone. Lucas goes out of his way to start shit, makes it very public and has a very well known local history, along with a known predisposition toward young girls and a concerning history of violence. He is exactly the kind of person both the police and shelters make a point of keeping an eye on and taking little shit from

As for him getting cited at the park it had nothing to do with the blm rally. Lucas in one of his rare moments of honesty flat out admitted he was going around screaming racist, sexist and generally abusive stuff to people that freaked them out and they called the cops. He was acting violently unhinged, which, incidentally is the same kind of behavior that has led him to serious confrontations with the police and trips to the nuthouse in the past. He's even admitted such himself. Last time it was yelling at people and cars like a loon that got him committed. He's not all that far off from doing the same thing now

Again, nobody is saying this particular incident will likely be what sets off another jail or psych ward saga, but it will happen eventually. It always does, and it not likely being the case here doesn't preclude other less serious consequences, which have also been a fairly regular thing for lucas. Especially in recent months

 

[AnOminous]

Most hobos are more or less alright and just trying to get by and aren't deliberately causing problems for anyone.

He's not a hobo, he's a bum. A hobo would have moved on by now.

 

[Wernology]

I like how you redacted his e-mail but not the phone number.

I'm more tired than I thought!

It's not his direct phone number at least or, at least, it wasn't that guy when I called it was someone on their directory. But still, I'll edit that.

The gist of the conversation was that they were going to get me the info of the people coordinating the Salvation Army shelter to see if they already have Lucas' info from Olympia and to pass along the email I sent them detailing his behavior the last few months, and seeing if they want to get in touch with me to discuss "the situation".

 

[RatRoyalty]

I gotta say, it’s kind of miraculous that The Vern DOESNT get laid more often. Yes, with a 18-24 year old. At least someone under 30. It’s not like there’s a lack of vulnerable young girls in the homeless/druggie milieu. Girls who’ll suck dick for some dope or something to eat. It’s a transactional dog-eat-dog world.

Having known many homeless people in my time, I assure you its no big surprise that Lucas can't get homeless pussy. Yeah some will do anything to stay above water for another day, but there are less dangerous and more hygienic men in the same fiscal boat as Lucas who would be just as willing to pay. His insane rants alone would keep most homeless girls away from him.

Not to mention Lucas's desires aren't exactly sexual, its more a fixation on a goal he thinks will make him feel validated. He obviously hasn't matured beyond high school, so to him landing a girlfriend would prove that he's not a loser. He believes women are items to be possessed and exchanged by men, as evidenced by the time he tried to extort his neighbor into giving him a young gen z bae. Not to forget the many times he accused flatbills of hoarding women, or he tells his followers not to talk to him unless they have a woman for him.

 

[wenttobermuda]

You do realize that, just as much as you're complaining about people saying Lucas has finally said or done the thing that's going to cause him to get some retributive comeuppance, it's always immediately followed by someone else saying that it's NOT the thing that's going to break the camel's back and that we all need to calm down, right?

What I'm saying here is your repetition of the idea that people need to stop expecting consequences for Lucas is part 2 of the 2-part pattern that starts with people thinking he's finally going to get consequences.

I guess I'm a little tired of seeing this cycle and frankly, I can understand people hoping for consequences for Lucas a lot more than people trying to tamp down everyone's enthusiasm for justice, however distant or ephemeral it may ultimately be.

I just don't see much of a point to it.

PS

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Looks like Ya Boi tuckered himself out with his meme mastery, and needed a little mid afternoon nap, as 40 year old men do.

I thought today was resume day, Lucas?

Every few pages the following exchange occurs:

Spoiler: The cycle

Lucas; Gimme poonaner agephobes blargh walkka wakka wakka

Kiwi 1: Lucas has finally done it now!

Kiwi 2: optimist. Lucas will suffer no consequences.

Kiwi 3; Guys, you're in that cycle thing

Kiwi 4: pointing out the cycle is part of the cycle

Kiwi 5: here's a picture of Lucas's dick lol

The cycle always ends with a joyous celebration of Lucas's short comings.

we're on step 5 now. Any volunteer?

 

[pr3nt177]

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Looks like Ya Boi tuckered himself out with his meme mastery, and needed a little mid afternoon nap, as 40 year old men do.

That's some cool technology, having a phone position itself and record away whilst you're sleeping.