Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
I just noticed, he gave the smelly green shirt a break for a day and went back to wearing it.
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I remember back when CWC's distinctive shirts were so recognizable and well known, they were named.

I don't know if such an honor would befit Lucas.

Shall we name the few pieces of Lucas's wardrobe, starting with his favorite green t shirt? He doesn't have more than a handful. His open neck blue shirt deserves a name.

Suitable names would reflect his hygiene level, age, sexual inadequacy, and low social status.

Examples: the old green faggot; Telomeres stained; p smelling t.
 
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telemeres69 said:
Nice to see new videos of Lucas screaming in public about "our gen z women". Creeper honestly believes women are property and belong to him by rights. I like that he keeps referring to zoomer males as children in the same rants, and gets mad that people keep calling him out as a pedophile. I wonder how long before Lucas gets in trouble at his new hunting ground shouting his incel manifesto in public
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Yeah totally not a creeper while demanding little girls 'kneel before generation x' and I think we all know exactly what kind of 'kneeling' thats intended to lead to. Plus the way that mask is hanging there it looks like he has a muslim imam beard going on at first

I wonder how long it'll be before he tries to get his own creeper posse together and call it the 'generation x men'

mothman96 said:
"Let's be real clear here, I'm a big fat fucking dick......until things change, I'm just going to be a bigger, bigger, bigger dick, ....women like dicks........Bernie, Obama ...........Because the world needs dicks and until the world changes I'm going to be a big fat fucking dick".
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Translation: 'i'm a controlling, obsessive psycho is going to keep escalating my crazy demanding behavior until I freak some woman out enough to mace me or call the cops. Don't worry, thats totally a normal thing to do that women love!'

Fapcop said:
Meh... One time I witnessed an obviously mentally ill man follow a young couple around, muttering stuff in their direction. They noticed it and got visibly uncomfortable, which led to the following exchange:

“You need some DICK! You need SOME DICK IN YOUR PUSSY!! But you’re not going to get it! BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A FAGGGGOOTTTTT!!!!”

The caps part was him yelling and the last part was pretty much delivered at the top of his insane lungs, which obviously attracted the attention the couple needed to slinkier away. The schizo went in the opposite direction, and all that came out of it were a lot of people with “WTF?!” Faces.

My point here is: Obviously insane people get a lot of slack from the public at large, the people they yell at, and the cops.

So color me sceptical when it comes to the frequent speculation about Werner getting in trouble for his antics in public.
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His antics in public are what have resulted in lucas's many previous trips to the psych ward. Its not speculation. Its happened multiple times before and it will inevitably happen again. and again and again until he dies. Thats his lifelong cycle. Not to mention such antics got him arrested and put on probation as recently as about a month ago

Da Dude123 said:
He is a part of it despite screaming about how the Spokane Police are on his side and they will arrest those phantom attackers that attacked him like a bunch of bigots. His ignorance is hilarious. He is just fronting all day long and pretending he stands for something and understands something without doing neither. All fatty cares about is getting free stuff, stuffing his face, and the baby zooms.
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Its very obvious how the cops convinced lucas they were on his side:


It also explains why he can't show the invisible police report

wenttobermuda said:
Shall we name the few pieces of Lucas's wardrobe, starting with his favorite green t shirt?
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I vote 'the green goblin' or 'irish wern'

Also I like how lucas goes on about how you 'can have shitty feet and big tits' cause muh telomeres in the recent video. He described himself pretty well right there. and as usual he has no understanding of what telomeres are, he legitimately thinks they make you more intelligent if they're longer
 
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Lol, what did you guys go and tell the Salvation Army? Or most likely Lucas fucked himself. I was driving to Dick’s burgers for dinner just now by HOC and Lucas is laying down outside the gate in the standby line to try to get a bed. Looks like someone got kicked from the SA shelter. Also he is wearing that same green shirt and extremely dirty and torn blue jeans.
 
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WonderWino said:
I vote 'the green goblin' or 'irish wern'
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I'm partial to the "green goblin." Nicely done. I'm tempted to add "grunge" or "grungy" to it.

Also:

Blue disco shirt: poon Slayer, Gen x man, the moob, fatty titty

Polo: preppy, big baby, ice cream

Underwear: n/a.

Black shoes: street shoes, homeless barter, beetus boots


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Nobleman said:
Lol, what did you guys go and tell the Salvation Army? Or most likely Lucas fucked himself. I was driving to Dick’s burgers for dinner just now by HOC and Lucas is laying down outside the gate in the standby line to try to get a bed. Looks like someone got kicked from the SA shelter. Also he is wearing that same green shirt and extremely dirty and torn blue jeans.
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Paging @klickitat
Lol
 
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Nobleman said:
Lol, what did you guys go and tell the Salvation Army? Or most likely Lucas fucked himself. I was driving to Dick’s burgers for dinner just now by HOC and Lucas is laying down outside the gate in the standby line to try to get a bed. Looks like someone got kicked from the SA shelter. Also he is wearing that same green shirt and extremely dirty and torn blue jeans.
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I didn't, but I did talk to the guy who was the head of the org who ran the Arena shelter and between him and his PA they were either going to contact me with contact info for the SA shelter or they were just straight up going to contact the people in charge of it on Monday themselves to forward the info I sent them about Lucas.

He was also banned from at least one SA shelter in Olympia, I think, so they might have had him flagged in the system and it took them a couple days to catch up and notice it.

It's also possible he was doing some of his screaming BS videos within earshot of staff at the SA shelter and they gave him the boot.
 
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Guess the fat creep isn't banned from there, shame. If Lucas got kicked from the Salvation Army shelter its more likely he did something stupid to get himself kicked. Or maybe SA became more strict about the recordings than HoC. Despite how much people enable Lucas irl, he does ultimately end up pushing things too far by himself
Nobleman said:
Lol, what did you guys go and tell the Salvation Army? Or most likely Lucas fucked himself. I was driving to Dick’s burgers for dinner just now by HOC and Lucas is laying down outside the gate in the standby line to try to get a bed. Looks like someone got kicked from the SA shelter. Also he is wearing that same green shirt and extremely dirty and torn blue jeans.
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Doesn't he have to go to parole again tomorrow morning? I wonder if he's still stupid enough to be getting high and showing off his weed on video while on parole
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Can't wait for the screaming rage video about these happenings tomorrow morning.
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Sadly it's more likely he decided to try HoC again, for whatever reason his fried brain decided. Maybe they're more accommodating. Idk what the shelters look like inside in comparison or quality of housing/food/etc
klickitat said:
I didn't, but I did talk to the guy who was the head of the org who ran the Arena shelter and between him and his PA they were either going to contact me with contact info for the SA shelter or they were just straight up going to contact the people in charge of it on Monday themselves to forward the info I sent them about Lucas.

He was also banned from at least one SA shelter in Olympia, I think, so they might have had him flagged in the system and it took them a couple days to catch up and notice it.

It's also possible he was doing some of his screaming BS videos within earshot of staff at the SA shelter and they gave him the boot.
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klickitat said:
I didn't, but I did talk to the guy who was the head of the org who ran the Arena shelter and between him and his PA they were either going to contact me with contact info for the SA shelter or they were just straight up going to contact the people in charge of it on Monday themselves to forward the info I sent them about Lucas.

He was also banned from at least one SA shelter in Olympia, I think, so they might have had him flagged in the system and it took them a couple days to catch up and notice it.

It's also possible he was doing some of his screaming BS videos within earshot of staff at the SA shelter and they gave him the boot.
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Well if he was booted, I am sure this week we will hear about the oligarchic SA hypocritical Christian agephobe cockblockers, etc.
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Sadly it's more likely he decided to try HoC again, for whatever reason his fried brain decided. Maybe they're more accommodating. Idk what the shelters look like inside in comparison or quality of housing/food/etc
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He looked quite comfortable making his videos/etc. in the Salvation Army shelter. I don't think he would have left the SA shelter on his accord. When he switched to Arena, HOC had already put a stop to Lucas doing his shit from inside the shelter and his "respite"for the sore foot was over so he had to be out in the street during the day.
 
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These IG comments are gold 😂
 

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Kane Lives said:
Is it me, or does Lucas looks like he aged terribly over the past year? Or does he now not bother with instagram filters anymore?
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stress (real or imagined) ages you quickly, and living rough prematuring ages you through exposure to the sun, wind, rain, et c as the skin toughens up to protect the body from environmental discomfort or harm. Lucas does have some poor skin care, but i've seen worse and other than sun exposure he doesn't seem any more aged than any other homeless bum that's around 40.
 
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