Lucas is
very impressed with his drinking ability. Watching him down these weak pseudo-spirits, trying to act as if he's "driven to drink" by Gen Z while affecting nonchalance, well... I just find it very funny indeed.
Videos where Lucas acts like his idea of a certain character are often my favorites: tough guy, scientist, or in this case, romantic, heartbroken wino.
This video is another must watch. As
@wenttobermuda predicted, Lucas is gifting us el primo content! By the latter third of the video, Lucas is no longer acting. He's very angry, very sad, and addressing a person that's not there... seemingly a few steps away from a complete emotional breakdown. I have a feeling that smoking all this weed, and drinking all this garbage booze, isn't really helping his problems. Whodathunkit?
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Lucas found a new way to waste his money: he bought eight of these bottles of cheap fake alcohol, and is going to drink them one after another for some kind of "weird publicity stunt", which makes less than no sense, even for Lucas.
Hey, guess what? Lucas is a moron.
These drinks are 32 proof, which means they're 16% alcohol. Lucas thinks they're 64% alcohol, which would be quite strong indeed. Stronger, in fact, than my rather tasty 125 proof, 62.5 % alcohol Oregon Spirit Absinthe Original, if you'll excuse the plug.
Yes, Lucas thinks his corner store bum wine ($1.99) is stronger than this.
Lucas is very proud of his ability to down alcohol. Talking about how they "Go Down Smooth", and how "you saw how easily" he drank that one. It's like a little teenage kid, trying to impress his friends by drinking too fast... as we KNOW Lucas can, and does. Anyone else remember the Rolling Rock / Christian Bros. Brandy, back when fatty had a roof over his head?
Most adults aren't really impressed by homeless 40 year old men being able to down cheap fake alcohol. That's actually kind of the expectation. What a rebel. A homeless man drinking recklessly. Quel Shocker.
For those who wonder what Lucas is actually drinking, bottled by Maine-based Brookstone Distilling Company — the faux liquors are really a high-percentage grape wine flavored to taste like alcohol. Each bottle is 16 percent alcohol and 32 proof, which allows them to be sold in stores that sell beer and wine, available until midnight — long after the liquor stores have closed.
They're reputed to taste terrible.
Spoiler: Halfway through the video, Lucas is visibly sickened by drinking these disgusting things.
Have fun, Fatty!
