Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

“Age of consent is 14 in Sweden!”

You’re not in Sweden you tard!


Fuck, someone should let him know that the Danish foreign minister banged a 15 year old a few decades ago. When he was in his 30ies.

He’d probably tard out about that one every day.

For someone who is so adamant about totally not being a pedo he sure spends alot of time looking up age of consent laws and trying to legalease his way way into a 16 year olds pants. Exactly the kind of behavior one would expect from a pedo who is trying to work the system and avoid getting caught

I would love to hear goldoar ask him why he is so obsessed with age of consent laws and spends so much time using them as 'evidence' to justify his behavior. Putting him on the spot with it would be real interesting

 

[dirtydeanna96]

So much for not being as autistic lolcow as Christine Chandler.

Say what you will about the attraction sign, at least it can be understood.
This poster is like Lucas vomited his hallucinations and intrusive thoughts onto paper. No one really understands this poster except Lucas.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

At least another week of no Lucas. Spokane druggies, could you wait until the end of months to steal Lucas' shit please, thanks.

 

[AnOminous]

At least another week of no Lucas. Spokane druggies, could you wait until the end of months to steal Lucas' shit please, thanks.

Even they'd rather just steal it immediately, before it gets a month of accumulated MRSA from Lucas handling it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Maybe Lucas is watching Cuties on a loop 24/7.

 

[Wernology]

Heard he was showing as active on Facebook yesterday but didn't respond to any messages. On the account of mine he's got friended I didn't see him, though it might have been while I was at work.

Makes me wonder if he's got a cheap phone again or if whoever stole his phone finally decided to poke around the apps and see what was there.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Lucas if you are ever reading this thread and see this I want you to know that there isn't a single person on the face of this earth that loves you.

 

[teleméres69]

Man what I'd give to see a recording from someone else's perspective of Lucas screaming or putting up his attraction signs out it in wild. Has anyone from Spokane seen creeper sulking around yet?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Quite sad this lack of content from Wern right around the time this thread is closing in on 1k pages.

Here is to hoping he has a triumphant return to making content soon where we find out he joined antifa or trooned out.

 

[WonderWino]

Well he did claim to 'fight' alongside antifa at one point and claims he got tear gassed and pepper sprayed, when he very obviously didn't. He wouldn't be good for anything more than a meat shield for rubber bullets....and i'd love to see lucas get shot up a half dozen times with rubber bullets. He'd lose his shit and would be talking about it for years and how he got shot for his love of generation z

That said you have to wonder what he acts like when hes putting his signs up on lamp posts. You just know he waits until nobody is around and frantically looks around suspiciously to see if anyone is coming while hes doing it, like how his eyes and head dart around in some videos when he hears a noise

 

[Picklechu]

Well he did claim to 'fight' alongside antifa at one point and claims he got tear gassed and pepper sprayed, when he very obviously didn't. He wouldn't be good for anything more than a meat shield for rubber bullets....and i'd love to see lucas get shot up a half dozen times with rubber bullets.

As long as you could keep him from running away like the little enormous bitch he is, he'd actually be pretty good at that. Just imagine how many people his ginormous ass could shield.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Heard he was showing as active on Facebook yesterday but didn't respond to any messages. On the account of mine he's got friended I didn't see him, though it might have been while I was at work.

Makes me wonder if he's got a cheap phone again or if whoever stole his phone finally decided to poke around the apps and see what was there.

Whenever Lucas has an internet connection, we hear his mating call. For example, once upon a time, after months without a device, the first thing Lucas did when released from Eastern State Hospital was post a video to YouTube offering smart pretty interesting girls with juicy wombs $1,000 to eat a steak with him. He can't shut up, or help himself. I don't believe Lucas has a phone right now.

Which makes his current behavior somewhat odd. He's been online lately. Despite presumably not having a phone, Lucas visited Facebook (but not Messenger) on 9/24/20, for maybe 20 minutes.

Perhaps he's staying busy with hand made, artisanal attractions signs.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

So @The Golden USB Show any update on your friend's activities?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I think whoever stole it is looking thru his various accounts, maybe it took them a while to break the pin number or pattern lock.
Is the library closed in Spokane? Surprised he doesn't go there to post his crazy ramblings

 

[Picklechu]

Is the library closed in Spokane? Surprised he doesn't go there to post his crazy ramblings

I thought he was banned. Maybe I'm misremembering, since he's banned from like half of the city.

 

[WonderWino]

I think whoever stole it is looking thru his various accounts, maybe it took them a while to break the pin number or pattern lock.
Is the library closed in Spokane? Surprised he doesn't go there to post his crazy ramblings

They should have just tried the following passwords:

telomeres
zoomer
zygote
food
breed

I'd bet money it was one of those

 

[Goldaor]

So @The Golden USB Show any update on your friend's activities?

Unfortunately no, but when he comes back I would like to have him on the show the same day if possible

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

If I have to see it, so do you.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

If I have to see it, so do you.

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Like a pepperoni left in water overnight

 

[teleméres69]

A Golden USB episode with Lucas Werner and Frank Hassle should become a thing one day

Unfortunately no, but when he comes back I would like to have him on the show the same day if possible