Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

As we await the big blowout podcast on Oct 20 and there being little content from Lucas, enjoy these terribly sketched portraits of Lucas I made practicing with my new stylus pen.
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edit - added one more. Won’t let me adjust the size to medium for some reason.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
I think it's fairly safe (or rather, horrifying) to assume Lucas wants to take a gym class to see all the hot zommer baes working out in their leggings & sports bras.
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They're not going to put up with some disgusting creep openly ogling the girls and probably grunting and sporting a visible erection.
 
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AnOminous said:
They're not going to put up with some disgusting creep openly ogling the girls and probably grunting and sporting a visible erection.
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To be fair his microdick is so small I doubt anybody would see a visible erection unless lucas showed up in one of those skintight spandex suits to show off every bulge and curve

.....and on that note I think I need to go find some brain bleach to get rid of that mental image
 
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WonderWino said:
To be fair his microdick is so small I doubt anybody would see a visible erection unless lucas showed up in one of those skintight spandex suits to show off every bulge and curve

.....and on that note I think I need to go find some brain bleach to get rid of that mental image
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Let's be fair, at over 300lb again, his gut would probably still hide it.
 
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The Golden USB Show said:
He said the shelters feeds him pretty well so I send him money
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Sending him money? I wouldn't send that fat ass shit. I hope you really make him chimp out and start autistically screaming on this last podcast. Us folks in the US have to send him our tax dollars so he can eat his fancy meals for one and buy all his weed. Oh, yeah, and his tuition if he decides to go back to community college. He is what is wrong with our welfare system. Fucking lolcow!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Sending him money? I wouldn't send that fat ass shit. I hope you really make him chimp out and start autistically screaming on this last podcast. Us folks in the US have to send him our tax dollars so he can eat his fancy meals for one and buy all his weed. Oh, yeah, and his tuition if he decides to go back to community college. He is what is wrong with our welfare system. Fucking lolcow!
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I think he meant he sends the other guy that stays and gives him info at HOC money.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Maybe Lucas got kicked out of that mall place he was loitering in? Probably was causing problems.
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Well yeah, he spent one episode of the podcast ranting and raving there and recorded several other videos where he was borderline screaming.

It's a likely place to add to the list of places he's officially banned from. At this rate he's just going to end up straight up banned from Spokane.
 
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klickitat said:
Well yeah, he spent one episode of the podcast ranting and raving there and recorded several other videos where he was borderline screaming.

It's a likely place to add to the list of places he's officially banned from. At this rate he's just going to end up straight up banned from Spokane.
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Honestly, there is really no where else for him to go on Spokane. If he was/is getting any medical care, it would be downtown along with housing and charities/churches who open their doors to the homeless. He claimed getting an apartment in the valley or medical lake would be good "because he can take the bus" but there really is not services that homeless people like him can access easily. Everything is very spread out and strip mallish in the valley. It's amusing that businesses in downtown are banning him and he doesn't seem to have a care in the world about it. He has zero shame!
 
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Krathnami said:
This needs to be shared with with Spokane CC.
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Yes. Yes it absolutely does. Thats the kind of serious red flag post that colleges do need to be made aware of, especially considering his mental state and history. Not to mention the fact that at the moment he isn't even a student at the college. He has no reason to be there in the first place, let alone while saying creepy shit like that about female students
 
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WonderWino said:
Yes. Yes it absolutely does. Thats the kind of serious red flag post that colleges do need to be made aware of, especially considering his mental state and history. Not to mention the fact that at the moment he isn't even a student at the college. He has no reason to be there in the first place, let alone while saying creepy shit like that about female students
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How do we submit a complaint? There are so many numbers, but I don’t see any email addresses? I’d like to send them pics of his awful posts, and links if possible. This is absolute BS. This disgusting pile of maggot infested shit is high as a kite, filming himself being a predator on campus. His fat ass needs to be banned.
 
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What is most concerning to me is that none of what he’s saying is intelligible. At least to me it’s not. Lucas always writes with a funny cadence and sprinkles in some non sequiturs, but most of the time, one can understand what he’s saying. But much of what he’s been posting lately is incomprehensible gobbledygook, and indicates a mind that is rapidly unraveling.

I’ve followed Lucas for roughly 6 months before the Starbucks incident, and additionally have read posts of his that go back for a decade. I do not think it’s an exaggeration to state that this is the most unhinged I’ve ever seen him. A year ago, he was capable of infrequent moments of lucidity. I do not remember seeing one since he got the boot from his fart hovel. In his current state he is a danger to every woman at Spokane Community College. Normally, I’m not as alarmist as other Wernwatchers, but now I am. He needs to be dealt with.
 
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