Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

We know it was his mom who originally told him it's not in the cards for you. Why is he trying to lie now and say it wasn't her who originally said that?

He chimped out huge when she said that! He absolutely came unglued.

From what I can tell, he literally forgets what he says in videos, then his defective brain tries to tell everyone that someone ELSE said that and made up the videos of himself saying it like it's some kind of elaborate conspiracy deep fake.

He's just that far into delusions about himself, probably as a coping mechanism because if he ever stopped to think about what his actual real life is like he'd probably just be found in a fetal position on the sidewalk sobbing incoherently.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Can you imagine letting Lucas into your home for a week, giving him a bed, three square and washing his clothes for him?

Why isn’t Hollywood jumping on this reality show?

 

[mothman96]

The insane Predator got another free meal from an enabler. He simply adores his friends who have helped him through this ordeal.
Yea, birds of a feather stick together.

ETA:
Sure you do Lucas. You "abhor" greed so much you high tailed it to California seeing $ signs, ready to get your grimy hands on the girl's millions.
Oh yea, when you came up with the scam to use the homeless to make yourself rich, really showed how much you hate greed.

 

[Telomerase1979]

“This present ordeal” lmao he acts like this wasn’t entirely his own fault.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

ETA:
Sure you do Lucas. You "abhor" greed so much you high tailed it to California seeing $ signs, ready to get your grimy hands on the girl's millions.
Oh yea, when you came up with the scam to use the homeless to make yourself rich, really showed how much you hate greed.

Lucas hates greed, but he went to LA fully expecting this girl would provide him travel expenses, shelter, food, work, every basic human need with absolutely nothing in return and nothing of value in his possession. He couldn't even bother to shower this month for her.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas hates greed, but he went to LA fully expecting this girl would provide him travel expenses, shelter, food, work, every basic human need with absolutely nothing in return and nothing of value in his possession. He couldn't even bother to shower this month for her.

Work-- ha, he was "banking" on living with a millionaire. He'd be throwing work out the window.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He just says work because everyone would rightfully laugh at him if he admitted his goal was to be a trophy husband.

Lucas "I hate greed but take care of me" Werner. I don't get how someone can piss away every handout given and still have such an entitled dependence.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why isn’t Hollywood jumping on this reality show?

Amnesty International would throw a fit over the householders' human rights.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You ever just look at the taxes withheld from your pay and think, well I could have really used that this month but good thing it's going to a cunt like Lucas who's gonna squander it on overpriced restaurants and weed

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You ever just look at the taxes withheld from your pay and think, well I could have really used that this month but good thing it's going to a cunt like Lucas who's gonna squander it on overpriced restaurants and weed

He's the best argument against UBI there is.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's worth noting again, Lucas learned absolutely nothing from this ordeal. I am certain if someone tries this again he will fall for it once more. And if it is a catfishing scam he can just beg for help like the bum he is.

Lucas is plenty good so someone will assist him. In this situation he has bipolar disorder, so he needs the help. Not his fault. She promised to take care of him and she lied! How could she? Lucas is the victim. Help him. And some bleeding hearts did.

I don't want to see anyone go hungry, including Lucas. But damn, when you do something stupid like that. Traveling so far from home with no cash and being 41. He should know better. But he gets money for being slow. So, this is normal Dr. Nigga Luke behavior.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Lucas hates greed, but he went to LA fully expecting this girl would provide him travel expenses, shelter, food, work, every basic human need with absolutely nothing in return and nothing of value in his possession. He couldn't even bother to shower this month for her.

What do you mean, nothing? His Gen-X super sperm would fertilize her Zoomer ova to produce a new species of superhumans. W-Men, if you will.

 

[LeeLoo]

This. This right here is why I will NEVER have an iota of sympathy for this pile of shit, piss and MRSA. FatFuck gets catfished to LA to bang who he thought was a millionaire bae....and HE wants to lecture about being slutty and only into people for cash? WTF Pucas? My hate for this rancid maggot grows with each passing day.

 

[Wernology]

It's worth noting again, Lucas learned absolutely nothing from this ordeal. I am certain if someone tries this again he will fall for it once more. And if it is a catfishing scam he can just beg for help like the bum he is.

Lucas is plenty good so someone will assist him. In this situation he has bipolar disorder, so he needs the help. Not his fault. She promised to take care of him and she lied! How could she? Lucas is the victim. Help him. And some bleeding hearts did.

I don't want to see anyone go hungry, including Lucas. But damn, when you do something stupid like that. Traveling so far from home with no cash and being 41. He should know better. But he gets money for being slow. So, this is normal Dr. Nigga Luke behavior.

See, the way I'm viewing it is more, "Well if he dies, the content stops" so sure, let suckers prop him up now and again so he doesn't die, the fact that he learns absolutely nothing from past experience is part of what makes him so goddamned funny to watch.

Anyway, I put the origin story of it's not in the cards together for him, since he seems to think it's something I made up to catfish him with (or am I secretly Myrna? ). If you haven't already figured it out, his mom is the person who, by his own admission, gives him cheerful versions of that phrase every time he tells her he wants a girlfriend.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Everything but the last line...hard agree


Wait, wat?! Link I up, frendo!

All he did was post gay porn...not really worth it unless you like that stuff..lol

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's worth noting again, Lucas learned absolutely nothing from this ordeal. I am certain if someone tries this again he will fall for it once more. And if it is a catfishing scam he can just beg for help like the bum he is.

Lucas is plenty good so someone will assist him. In this situation he has bipolar disorder, so he needs the help. Not his fault. She promised to take care of him and she lied! How could she? Lucas is the victim. Help him. And some bleeding hearts did.

I don't want to see anyone go hungry, including Lucas. But damn, when you do something stupid like that. Traveling so far from home with no cash and being 41. He should know better. But he gets money for being slow. So, this is normal Dr. Nigga Luke behavior.

It's good to help people who genuinely struggling to get food and the things they need. Lucas is not that. He receives $170/month ($200-250 during COVID) in EBT for food. $900+/month in SSI, that he's not spending towards any necessities. Lucas is already receiving your generous donations via the government, and he pisses on them with no respect or gratitude. Giving Lucas even more to spend on comforting fattening foods will only exacerbate his selfishness and GREEEEEED. GREED MONGER. Fat boy has to learn at some point. He'll survive not eating for a bit based on his reckless decisions.

 

[Narr Then]

It's good to help people who genuinely struggling to get food and the things they need. Lucas is not that. He receives $170/month ($200-250 during COVID) in EBT for food. $900+/month in SSI, that he's not spending towards any necessities. Lucas is already receiving your generous donations via the government, and he pisses on them with no respect or gratitude. Giving Lucas even more to spend on comforting fattening foods will only exacerbate his selfishness and GREEEEEED. GREED MONGER. Fat boy has to learn at some point. He'll survive not eating for a bit based on his reckless decisions.

He needs to try doing that 'live below the line' thing...survive on £1 a day with no access to cooking facilities or hot water.
He'd find out about real struggling then.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

See, the way I'm viewing it is more, "Well if he dies, the content stops" so sure, let suckers prop him up now and again so he doesn't die, the fact that he learns absolutely nothing from past experience is part of what makes him so goddamned funny to watch.

Anyway, I put the origin story of it's not in the cards together for him, since he seems to think it's something I made up to catfish him with (or am I secretly Myrna? ). If you haven't already figured it out, his mom is the person who, by his own admission, gives him cheerful versions of that phrase every time he tells her he wants a girlfriend.

Hahha. I forgot about that whole upvote/downvote shit he did.

 

[mothman96]

See, the way I'm viewing it is more, "Well if he dies, the content stops" so sure, let suckers prop him up now and again so he doesn't die, the fact that he learns absolutely nothing from past experience is part of what makes him so goddamned funny to watch.

Anyway, I put the origin story of it's not in the cards together for him, since he seems to think it's something I made up to catfish him with (or am I secretly Myrna? ). If you haven't already figured it out, his mom is the person who, by his own admission, gives him cheerful versions of that phrase every time he tells her he wants a girlfriend.

Since he did message Myrna and King Roy wanting for them to bail him out, I hope this video comes to their attention as a reminder Lucas will treat them like shit when he doesn't get his way. It'll be throwing good money after bad if one or both decide to help him.

 

[Narr Then]

All he did was post gay porn...not really worth it unless you like that stuff..lol

The porn I can take or leave, I'd just be interested in what kind of thing popped into his smooth brain first when he thought of posting it.

'onest guv