Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Narr Then]

Hey Lucas, if I send you a meal worth $100+, will you film yourself in front of the mirror telling yourself "fuck off faggot". Not new to you. You've heard it before. You've need to do it before I send you the food.

But really, like someone is really going to be offended by the insane homeless hobo of Spokane telling them off.
Of course the top level morons are free to shit on and set fire to their earned money.

Bin dun Lucas

 

[Wernology]

Since he rapid fire uploads to youtube again, I've been trying to portion out his bullshit as the uplink where I am right now is only 2mb so even short-ish videos take for goddamned ever.

The one uploading is up to just before the "someone bought me clinkerdaggers" post and I'll keep compiling shit for one to upload later.

Age restricted because fuck youtube and it'd probably think The Wern saying that, for a nice pizza or $50 he'd let you shit in his mouth is somehow solicitation.

On the other hand, the going rate to shit in his mouth is $50/hr. There are probably porn sites that would pay him even more for it.

 

[Nobleman]

I think we can all agree

@Nobleman , what's the current situation at HOC. Are they back to accepting people or not yet.

Sorry, just saw this. Yes they are but now they have a new policy called Sanctions. After your ban is up, you have to meet with the Director and all other employees and personnel involved and apologize, state your reasons for coming back, what you have learned, etc.

I probably dont have to state that this meeting would be very difficult for the fat narcissist.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Little late but the Geek Room interview is a good example of how Lucas cowers when having to directly address another man. The nervous twitches, constantly touching his face and biting on his nails. It’s very telling. And when being shown logically how he is wrong in his beliefs and perceptions he is immediately defensive in such a childish way.

Basically, “Don’t confront me on my fundemental notions of reality. I am right you are wrong!” Plugs ears and chants “la la la I’m not listening!!!”

 

[mothman96]

I think we can all agree
Sorry, just saw this. Yes they are but now they have a new policy called Sanctions. After your ban is up, you have to meet with the Director and all other employees and personnel involved and apologize, state your reasons for coming back, what you have learned, etc.

I probably dont have to state that this meeting would be very difficult for the fat narcissist.

If Lucas went back and acted all apologetic with the Director/staff, do you think they would believe him considering his history at the shelter.
I say acted, because it would be an act and not the truth.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas could make decent money on Youtube with how much shit he uploads with his uptick in popularity. Aww, but he can't monetize because that would cut into his SSI. (

 

[Granola Grenadine]

That said, i'm not impressed at all with clinkerdaggers food quality or portion size if thats any indication of what eating there is like

Yeah, Clinkerdaggers is one of those restaurants you only eat at either on a big date once in a blue moon or to show off how rich and important you are. The actual quality of the fancy food is optional.

 

[Nobleman]

Mo

If Lucas went back and acted all apologetic with the Director/staff, do you think they would believe him considering his history at the shelter.
I say acted, because it would be an act and not the truth.

Most of the group there are tired of Lucas. Dena the director is a bleeding heart but she has had numerous issues with him. The main issue is gonna be convincing the two security officers--this is round two of them having yo manhandle him out--the nursing student, and the female front desk staff who it was reported he called them every name in the book.

 

[LeeLoo]

There is definitely a correlation between a Wern windfall and a sudden influx of “long time lurker new poster”. It wouldn’t surprise me if people bought FuckFace food them came here to see reactions. But....

Look at his last IG video. Though he’s basking in the flow of Clinkerdaggers, he’s still a fat faggot. He’s still begging for the next meal and paycheck. This idea is a dozy; pay him and he’ll be your Cyrano de Bergerac, he’ll write a letter to your girlfriend. Or, if your Mom is having a bad day, he’ll make her a video!

Want to suck off your employee (actual Wern words) and show your employee appreciation? He’ll send a video! There has not, nor will ever be a more pathetic human. And it’s not just the money, the fat faggot is desperate for acceptance. No amount of burned steak will ever fix that.

UPDATE: Jesus, I should have posted after finishing the video. Good Lord....he’ll say the n word too, but he won’t outfight say “I hate blacks or gays”....but he will talk shit about women. Hahahaha! Yeah, enjoy that pizza. You still wake up every day being Lucas Werner.

 

[Nobleman]

Also did anyone catch it when the black guy with glasses in the after party video said he spent way too much money on Lucas and the other hosts offered to make up part of it?

 

[mothman96]

Mo
Most of the group there are tired of Lucas. Dena the director is a bleeding heart but she has had numerous issues with him. The main issue is gonna be convincing the two security officers--this is round two of them having yo manhandle him out--the nursing student, and the female front desk staff who it was reported he called them every name in the book.

Thanks for the info.

 

[WonderWino]

I think we can all agree
Sorry, just saw this. Yes they are but now they have a new policy called Sanctions. After your ban is up, you have to meet with the Director and all other employees and personnel involved and apologize, state your reasons for coming back, what you have learned, etc.

I probably dont have to state that this meeting would be very difficult for the fat narcissist.

Considering how passive aggressive lucas has been, even with people who give him things, like you said its unlikely that such a meeting would end well. I mean just look at how he got with 'mias dad' even when he still figured he was about to be in pretty serious legal trouble. He'd do something similar with the girl, blaming her and the guard for what happened and when they told him this wasn't true he'd pop off again with his usual spiel and get his ass a permaban

 

[boner_alert]

Little late but the Geek Room interview is a good example of how Lucas cowers when having to directly address another man. The nervous twitches, constantly touching his face and biting on his nails. It’s very telling. And when being shown logically how he is wrong in his beliefs and perceptions he is immediately defensive in such a childish way.

Basically, “Don’t confront me on my fundemental notions of reality. I am right you are wrong!” Plugs ears and chants “la la la I’m not listening!!!”

Yeah so I started watching it and it was actually really entertaining, they really questioned him and asked him to explain his views and opinions, all that telomere shit - the guy asking specifically had an advanced degree in genetics and shit like that. They presented as extremely open and willing to understand and let him explain himself and let the absurdity reveal itself.

Then they started ribbing him, subtle and then escalated it perfectly. I'm not sure why @Goldaor made it seem like they were terrible, also I disagree with the factual accuracy of this recap:

I'm watching the podcast so you don't have to:

The three guys were really good at dominating him but now that it's these two old women's turn: they're chimping out at his ideas while he's calm, collected and confident. This is a huge failure (tho the beginning was good) and will only feed his already giant ego.

With the guys, he was wolfing in his nails, couldn't keep them out of his mouth but with the women he's...bored.

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With the old women:
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It just ended, don't waste your time watching the whole thing

I can't help but feel that this was a Real Housewives type of passive aggressive cunt behavior because someone doesn't like the monopoly and spotlight being taken away from their podcast perhaps

Sorry, apologies in advance for this spergout but I'm a toxic asshole and I need to get this out. I know I'm being moti and autistic but this entire thing was Goldaor felt way too familiar to me. Cuz I was exactly that kind of attention seeking edge lord fag.. I know all about the dopamine rush and gay little thrill from trolling and playing both sides, especially if one of the sides is a bunch of edge lord fags as my gay little mind perceived it. Trolling/raiding definitely is one of your hobbies

At the end of the Golden USB finale, Sophie talked in a voice about 5 octaves lower and responding to the chat, she said something about of course that Mrs Kayla Marie Armstrong voice wasn't her real voice, but just an act she put on for Lucas' benefit. Goldaor then said that he puts on a act too, like he acts dumb and clueless. At the time I thought this was a very strange flex because he said it like he actually did something. It made sense with Sophie, I'm sure her saccharine persona appealed exactly to Lucas' perversions and helped get his guard down. Goldaor acted clueless and dumb but it's not like this resulted in an effective interview in any measure. In fact, it just really looked like he was unironically Lucas' little bottom bitch

So just like that, @Goldaor I'm sure you're thinking you really did something, wasting hundreds of dollars on food for a pedo fuck (+ getting others to waste their money on a pedo fuck) to try to get a chimp out from the kiwis here. You really think you had us all stupid and fooled? All you did was waste hundreds of dollars on a pedo fuck who genuinely regards you as his bottom bitch

Edit: oh watch out guys we got a badass right wing shitposter over here:


Who deletes any comments on YouTube calling him out for sucking Lucas' leaky dick in interviews and has gone private on fb


Alright I'm done with my faggotry. Apologies for the interruption in our regularly scheduled programming.. which is that Lucas is a fat pedo fuck

 

[Wernology]

This is his shitty Patreon cash grab all over.

 

[denysdemontfort]

This is his shitty Patreon cash grab all over.

Either he's having a stroke or I am. Half of the things he said made no goddamned sense.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Either he's having a stroke or I am. Half of the things he said made no goddamned sense.

Nah, that’s par for the course. You’ll get used to it.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The shirtless begging for a job video is an instant classic. Really goes to show how much he actually understands the way things work. What talent agent wouldn't want to hire the shirtless autist with almost no work history. Anyone who's been on his Instagram knows he's an HR case waiting to happen and that's where he's asking, brilliant.

At this point he's gone full Randy from Trailer Park Boys but instead of turning tricks for cheeseburgers he'll make you custom videos for 30 dollar (minimum) meals

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

And he got a full pizza now to do another podcast. Maybe the plan is to fat him to death.

 

[holeinthedark]

He'll never apologize sp he can check HOC off his places haha

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas is now offering to do any kind of voiceover work for money, including reading love letters and dictating short stories. So full disclosure: I’m a writer and the book I’m working on has Lucas as a (tertiary) character, a peasant who is convinced his father is a king. The character is convinced he needs to find a woman to take home and be welcomed back into his father's kingdom.

I bring this up because, as much as I hate his voice or him having money: having him do the voice of a pathetic character based on him is fucking hilarious and incredibly tempting.