Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

At this point i'm legitimately surprised nobody has added an entry to those word definition sites like urban dictionary stating that terms like 'agegap love' are a well known pedo code phrase frequently used by NAMBLA and internet pedos who got busted by to catch a predator and then pointing that out in a reply to one of these memes he posts

He'd have a real interesting time explaining that one

There is one for age is just a number:

Urban Dictionary: age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example a) Pensioners who want to continue working b) People who sexually interested in minors c) teens who seek to lower the voting age

www.urbandictionary.com

Here is Lucas:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-514#post-5791133

 

[WonderWino]

There is one for age is just a number:


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'We're all old cause atoms are old'

ffs thats literal pedo talk at its finest

 

[OnMeDick]

There is one for age is just a number:

Here is Lucas:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-514#post-5791133

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I kinda miss FetLife Luke, getting in arguments with Spokane kinksters, calling them agephobe bigots when they are simply telling him he comes off like a creeper and it’s his own fault he can’t find anyone

 

[WonderWino]

I kinda miss FetLife Luke, getting in arguments with Spokane kinksters, calling them agephobe bigots when they are simply telling him he comes off like a creeper and it’s his own fault he can’t find anyone

I suspect the fact he went off like that provoked one of them to flat out tell him if he didn't stop acting like a creep they'd report him to the cops for it. They do that all the time on those kinds of sites, because such sites have a natural tendency to attract predatory people, reporting them the cops happens more often than you might think on them. That would have spooked him enough to shut up and leave

 

[LeeLoo]

Fucking A he is such an idiot. When you attempt to virtue signal as feminist, referring to women as “babes” in the same breath is sort of counter productive.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

There is something about his face, his eyes that says ladies run.

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Is he quoting the Buddha? It's cute that he doesn't know that in Buddhism, he'd get sent to Naraka so quickly his feet wouldn't touch the floor.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Biden has been president for (checks watch) almost an hour and a half now, and still has not signed any executive orders demanding zoomer baes in Spokane give themselves to Lucas. This is not what Lucas expected.

 

[mothman96]

King Roy with his nice big house and 12 acres lives in luxury compared to the less fortunate. How about the gov't confiscate his house and property, subdivided and give it to the less fortunate.

 

[OnMeDick]

God he is such a brainless twat. No, we are ‘judging’ people based on their contribution to the society they live in and benefit from. Like fatty has no idea where his tardbux come from, he probably thinks the govt just prints them, and if they want more they can just print more. Such a fucking galaxy brain this one

 

[IceQueen]

From what I see this is how he expects Wern 2.0 to go.
He introduces himself and asks for her name. She replies back "I'm _____ (ex. Sandy)". He follows with "Sandy it's nice to meet you. How are you today".

I feel like he actually meant he would reply to “I’m Sandy” with “she who it is, it’s nice to meet you”. Maybe not, what you said would of course make more sense, but knowing him, can’t be sure...

'We're all old cause atoms are old'

ffs thats literal pedo talk at its finest

Those “arguments” of his drive me insane. “You have to like old men because of cheese and alcohol and water and rocks” — okay creep, first things first, even if it was totally socially unacceptable for young women to not want to date old men, even if young women with old men was the norm, YOU sir would still never have a woman. Ever.

Secondly, only someone with 1.5 brain cells like Lucas would think that anyone in their right mind actually equates human beings to things like food, beverages, and concrete. That’s just... unbelievably stupid.

And thirdly, even if we used that argument, it still doesn’t work in Lucas’ favor. He has said in the past “what would you rather have on nachos, cheese or milk?? Cheese! Because it’s AGED!!!” Well yes, in the case of nachos, I would rather have cheese. But if I’m having cereal? Or cookies? Or coffee? I’m definitely choosing milk over cheese. He’s even said himself: “you can eat vegetables but not seeds! Well... actually I guess you can eat seeds...” So it’s just an idiotic comparison because yes there are lots of old/aged things that are very useful in life, just as there are lots of brand new things that are.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

King Roy with his nice big house and 12 acres lives in luxury compared to the less fortunate. How about the gov't confiscate his house and property, subdivided and give it to the less fortunate.

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Lucas has somehow managed to make BTEC PragerU the Gravel Institute look sane.

Well done, I guess?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Fucking A he is such an idiot. When you attempt to virtue signal as feminist, referring to women as “babes” in the same breath is sort of counter productive.
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Did he miss the part that clearly references god in this? It's ok though as long as it gets a zoomer bae's attention. What a pathetic attempt at virtue signaling. This is coming from the guy that truly believes and openly states that women are a commodity to be freely traded between men.

 

[mero]

Those “arguments” of his drive me insane. “You have to like old men because of cheese and alcohol and water and rocks” — okay creep, first things first, even if it was totally socially unacceptable for young women to not want to date old men, even if young women with old men was the norm, YOU sir would still never have a woman. Ever.

It's not a bad comparison, zoomer babes don't fuck cheese either

 

[OnMeDick]

It's not a bad comparison, zoomer babes don't fuck cheese either

I feel cheese dildos would be immensely more popular than Wern micro-cock

 

[ThomasAudley]

Well if we’re all super old then I guess his jizz is just as magic as the next guy’s.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Well if we’re all super old then I guess his jizz is just as magic as the next guy’s.

That's one thing that always stuck out to me... if by virtue of being old, his sperm is magic - so is the sperm of other Gen X?

 

[OnMeDick]

That's one thing that always stuck out to me... if by virtue of being old, his sperm is magic - so is the sperm of other Gen X?

Fuck that, what about the boomer sperm?!? Lookout GenX the boomers are gonna go up in all those zoomer guts when they find out about that aged super sperm!!!

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

After catching up on Gibes and the trans ranch and Sweet Louie Gags implosion, I come back here to see Lucas took exactly one day to default back to the “somebody else hook me up with a bae” schtick?

Come on Lucas wtf? You were primed and ready to unleash that patented Wern 2.0 charm and animal magnetism. Grow a pair, man! Some of us are starting to think you might be gay.

 

[LeeLoo]

Tonight, from Hobo Kitchen: French Dressing Dill Pork

 

[A whole lotta nope]

God he is such a brainless twat. No, we are ‘judging’ people based on their contribution to the society they live in and benefit from. Like fatty has no idea where his tardbux come from, he probably thinks the govt just prints them, and if they want more they can just print more. Such a fucking galaxy brain this one

Lucas has no idea what hard work is. Yes, he's mentally disabled, but I I'll bet he could work doing SOMETHING. Something that may be physically taxing but not intellectually. Like part time factory or warehouse work for example. There's no shame in any legitimate job. Lucas gets judged because he won't lift a goddamn finger to help himself.

Those “arguments” of his drive me insane. “You have to like old men because of cheese and alcohol and water and rocks”

I've always said that Lucas compares himself to the wrong foods. Some things age like a fine wine. Other things age like old lunchmeat. Lucas is the latter.