That grandmas asshole joke was just awful. So Wern 2.0 hears people laughing at him and his cooking and his response is to wait while they laugh at him for a bit and his way of getting back in the conversation is to joke about eating his grandmas ass and gets no reaction at all to it, those hobos have to be really desensitized to Lucas by now. i wonder if they knew that today was sopposed to be a big day for Lucas with how hard they were laughing at him
He eats like a pregnant woman having her absolute most random cravings. If it was just one weird thing once in a while I would be like okay whatever, everyone craves weird shit on sparse occasions. But with PukeAss it is literally every single meal every time he eats. Even when he orders "gourmet" food from restaurants he manages to make it disgusting by dousing ranch or cheese sauce all over it, leaving fish out uncovered on the counter at room temperature all night, letting BBQ sauce harden on ribs that are also left out uncovered at room temp, etc. He tries to be "healthy" by buying some vegan cheese, then eats the whole brick of it in one sitting. This is all (in my opinion) further proof that he is literally just rotting, inside and out.
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From what I see this is how he expects Wern 2.0 to go.
I feel he literally plans to respond with ‘she who it is’, thinking perhaps it is the secret poonaner password phrase!!
Alright so at first 2.0 was going to be Monday, then it was Tuesday, but now by the power of Biden he's 100% certain that Wednesday is the day. If by some miracle he's still single by the end of tomorrow then for sure on Thursday he will acquire poonaner.View attachment 1858643Ok, he says in the comments this is an ‘old ass’ pic but then implies it was from 2016 or later. I can’t authentically date this but if this was him 5 years ago...Jesus the bum life has not been kind. I’m not saying he’s a looker here but he looks 100x better (healthier) than he does even 5 years later
ETA: to clarify ‘better’ = ‘somehow healthier or more vibrant in some way’
Also LOL at his text correcting his previous incorrect statement about Dems not having presidency + both wings of the legislative in 40 years, now he just takes the info the woman (catfish) gave him and runs with it like he knew it all along
View attachment 1858643Ok, he says in the comments this is an ‘old ass’ pic but then implies it was from 2016 or later. I can’t authentically date this but if this was him 5 years ago...Jesus the bum life has not been kind. I’m not saying he’s a looker here but he looks 100x better (healthier) than he does even 5 years later
It’s because he was so fat, all of his wrinkles from outdoor exposure were pushed out.
Even students who took remedial English can string a sentence together better than Lucas. He's trying to sound all deep & philosophical. The idea of what he wants to say is there, but he wants to come across as much more intelligent and poetic than he is. And he just makes a complete ass of himself, like every other aspect of his life.
Word salad is his specialty
“Hump day” implies a five day working week, Lucas. Something you’ve never known.
