Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The little giggle he does in this video when the women shouts 'what's your problem?' like he's just so happy it's not him that someone is annoyed at for once is maybe the most punchable noise his fat head has ever made.

The part I hated most was when he was drowning the hotdogs in mayo and he squirted it all over the table and just left it.

 

[thankyourandy]

Except he does interact with women and it frequently doesn't end well for him. See lacey, the recent catfish to california, the nurse that led to the incident that got him banned from HOC, the similar incident that got him banned from another shelter awhile back, they trying to talk a little girl into cutting her finger off to prove her love for him, the starbucks incident, the bartender note, etc...

They weren't good interactions but they were certainly interactions with women



Take it with a rather large grain of salt. She lied about alot in that blog, both to make herself and lucas look as good as possible and like some kind of victim, even lying about that 'fever' she likes to claim caused him to be this way, when what she described is not physically possible. I suspect it is to attempt to hide the fact she passed on her mental problems to him

Yeah, she seems like a bad person reading some of the other stuff in this thread, I dont really feel bad anymore. I took it at face value for just being 100% true.

He's a sick fuck and seems like one mental twitch away from going to jail for fucking a 14 year old or something

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The part I hated most was when he was drowning the hotdogs in mayo and he squirted it all over the table and just left it.

You know how a lot of us have those moments where we're like, "Every time I think he's peaked at showing what a disgusting subhuman he is, he does something else to surprise and disgust me"? This is one of those times.

Not only did he not even acknowledge it, he did it twice. I bet he didn't even clean it up, but if he did there's a 100% chance he put it in his mouth right off that scummy bumhouse table.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Yeah, she seems like a bad person reading some of the other stuff in this thread, I dont really feel bad anymore. I took it at face value for just being 100% true.

He's a sick fuck and seems like one mental twitch away from going to jail for fucking a 14 year old or something

You likely didn’t see the part where he recounted to viewers that ten yr old girls were approaching him in the mall to talk about sex with him, or propositioning him.

Much like his affirming that he could hear young women screaming “WE NEED SPERM WE NEED BABIES” outside his flat at night, Lucas Werner has showcased time and again that his delusions are what he wishes would happen. He’s mental and he has hallucinations centered on his desire to abuse very young girls and young women. Do not feel bad for him.

He once instructed an underage girl via chatlogs to slice off the tip of her finger in order to prove her love for him. When she freaked out, he hastily backtracked and said she didn’t need to do that...she could instead film herself eating a tin of dog food and send the vid to him. Anything that was sufficiently painful and humiliating.

He has mentioned he wants a daughter because he wants to hear a little girl call him “daddy”...and he mentioned this around the time he was exhorting women to call their boyfriends daddy, but Lucas specifically. He wants as young a woman as possible to impregnate quickly and give him a daughter. He will not entertain the idea of having a son.

He is a fucking scumbag.

 

[Fatal Walter]

You can really tell how closely Lucas watched the election if he missed the constant claims that Biden has dementia. Everyone was old as dirt.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Spoiler: probably off topic

when it is really ONLY about police violence and necessary reform

having been on the receiving end of it (and the phrase is from the 1960's or earlier), it's literally a rallying cry to resist and commit violence against the "fascist police state" and it's officers by any means necessary and to discourage "narc" culture by having enclaves and ghettos refuse to cooperate with police during investigations out of a misdirected shared solidarity. often these enclaves want to "take care of their own", yet let crime run rampant and refuse to enact any meaningful changes to resolve disputes and bring criminals to justice because to do so admits fault or shared guilt or some stupid thing, and it's not like they have their own courts or whatever either.

it's very frustrating to see a child molester or serial wife beater get protected by his "community" because of his race or that it would reflect poorly on the community to have a convict come from them vs actually protecting children in the neighborhood.

the words for police reform are "police reform", and police violence is "police brutality".

*thumbnail of food*

the individual aspects don't seem terrible - just poorly executed. but the combination! sausage, dry as a bone bread, mixed salted nuts, chocolate pretzels, and sriracha mayonnaise?

what sort of palate does he have? at his size he isn't a flighty 5 year old that basically just snacks all day and doesn't want an actual meal, and three sausages with buns is a hefty meal - borderline enough for two. he's starting with the odd food combinations again i think - the toaster oven has his fascination as a gateway to "impress" people and he's taking full advantage of it.

why didn't he just butter and lighty toast the buns, then add garden salad to the sausages? even something like onions and pickles would work well. i'm kind of wondering if he's just not aware of how food is meant to go together - has an understanding that he has to cook raw food, and that some flavors compliment each other, but the outcomes really veer off the rails quite quickly and i've never seen someone with these combined traits of bizarre food combinations. weird food combos from the mentally ill in my experience often involve poor attempts at maintaining a clean cooking environment, or having a very restrictive sense of taste or texture sensitivity.

i bet he snarfed off to eat his plate in the bathroom like a raccoon or something. nothing like fecal matter on mayo and sausages. at least they weren't burned to charcoal.

 

[mothman96]

the individual aspects don't seem terrible - just poorly executed. but the combination! sausage, dry as a bone bread, mixed salted nuts, chocolate pretzels, and sriracha mayonnaise?

what sort of palate does he have? at his size he isn't a flighty 5 year old that basically just snacks all day and doesn't want an actual meal, and three sausages with buns is a hefty meal - borderline enough for two. he's starting with the odd food combinations again i think - the toaster oven has his fascination as a gateway to "impress" people and he's taking full advantage of it.

why didn't he just butter and lighty toast the buns, then add garden salad to the sausages? even something like onions and pickles would work well. i'm kind of wondering if he's just not aware of how food is meant to go together - has an understanding that he has to cook raw food, and that some flavors compliment each other, but the outcomes really veer off the rails quite quickly and i've never seen someone with these combined traits of bizarre food combinations. weird food combos from the mentally ill in my experience often involve poor attempts at maintaining a clean cooking environment, or having a very restrictive sense of taste or texture sensitivity.

i bet he snarfed off to eat his plate in the bathroom like a raccoon or something. nothing like fecal matter on mayo and sausages. at least they weren't burned to charcoal.

That's not a bread bun. It's a beef pie.

 

[IceQueen]

never read this thread before but the blogpost by his mom about mental illness is legitimately heartbreaking and made me deeply sad. i know this dude is an enormous piece of garbage and a pedophile but hearing about him being a little kid from the perspective of his mom made me really sad. FUCK dude i didnt come here to feel

What I got from that post from his mom was dramatics. Yes, of course a little kid who is being excluded is going to have hurt feelings. But look at the way she writes about him, even as a child — “he LOVED a little girl to the moon and back, he was going to marry her” ... Okay well he was fucking 8. Yes, that post made me feel bad for CHILD Lucas, but it also made me wonder what he did for the girl to dislike him so much that she would invite everyone besides him to her party.

Look at Lucas now — he thinks women are commodities to be traded, that women owe him sex and worse, love and lifelong commitment, because he didn’t rape an unconscious girl at a party, or because he bought them food to cook in a toaster oven. He buys a male friend dinner and expects the friend to PROVIDE HIM WITH A WIFE in return. Somehow I don’t think he was that different as a child. I can very much see him telling that little girl “well I picked up your eraser when you dropped it, you have to kiss me or be my girlfriend now!!” And Lucas was big for his age, if I were his female classmate and he was obsessed with me to the point that he thought he was going to marry me, and I didn’t like him back, I would be afraid of him.

Also, I don’t trust Myrna’s account. I don’t think she’s a terrible person or anything, but her account is overdramatic, and SO coddling of Lucas. It’s also full of weird anecdotes — saying a baby had a fever of 110° for days on end??? That absolutely did not happen because that isn’t possible, he would be dead or a vegetable. So yeah, I would take that blog with a grain of salt. It’s hard not to feel bad for a child, but Lucas is decades away from being that little kid. Lucas has HAD chances to fit in. Lots of people are bullied and don’t fit in with classmates and they don’t turn into whatever he has turned into.

Lucas has had friends, he, for a VERY long time, had family who helped him out at every turn. It’s only in the last decade that his family has finally cut him off because of his refusal to help himself AT ALL. Lucas even had a girlfriend, who was the absolute perfect person for him: she let him live in her home, he didn’t have to work, he had a companion and sexual partner, and she loved him unconditionally despite his countless mental illnesses, his general stupidity and cringy behavior, and his morbid obesity. I’ve seen videos of them together — she LOVED him. All he had to do was not be violent towards her, that was her ONE rule, and he couldn’t even do that.

So... TLDR Lucas is a terrible person and I suspect that he has always, at least to some extent, been an entitled, insufferable brat who expects everything and contributes nothing, and his mother cultivated his delusion that he is special and worthy when he just isn’t.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

That's not a bread bun. It's a beef pie.

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Can anyone explain the origin of his fetish with the word slime? I mean I know he likes to misuse slang in a pathetic attempt at appealing to zoomers, but I have never heard this word used by ANYONE in the wild. Maybe back in the 90's when kid's TV channels like Nickelodeon had a strange slime fetish, which makes sense cause he's still trying to get people to relate to his 90's music tastes.

 

[Wernology]

On that note by saying all that he is essentially admitting he has been reading his thread here quite recently, as he's been called an incel specifically more than a few times in the last few days. Its clearly getting to him and pissing him off. He doesn't understand how obvious it is that he's reading here when he does stuff like that

I know which word is going in the video title tonight.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

You likely didn’t see the part where he recounted to viewers that ten yr old girls were approaching him in the mall to talk about sex with him, or propositioning him.

He is a fucking scumbag.

They were 4 years old and they were saying to him “I want to have sex with you”.

 

[AbraCadaver]

They were 4 years old and they were saying to him “I want to have sex with you”.

Oh I’m sorry, my brain must have sanitized that memory so as not to upset me further.

 

[WonderWino]

Can anyone explain the origin of his fetish with the word slime? I mean I know he likes to misuse slang in a pathetic attempt at appealing to zoomers, but I have never heard this word used by ANYONE in the wild. Maybe back in the 90's when kid's TV channels like Nickelodeon had a strange slime fetish, which makes sense cause he's still trying to get people to relate to his 90's music tastes.

At this rate he'll start talking about goosebumps books, gak and polly pocket. Cause everyone knows them zoomer bitches just love goosebumps books and polly pocket

Maybe he should throw in some yoyo balls and snap bracelets in there as well for good measure. and of course one of those big pens with 10 different colored inks

 

[Fatal Walter]

This is almost certainly his reason for using slime. I checked with the rest of the page of google results to make sure it wasn't just this. That does seem to be the meaning, although I'd imagine Lucas is still using it wrong half the time.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Why do you think Lucas eats like he does? Not the actual food itself but the absolute disregard for hygiene and putting food on plates or leaving it in it's wrapper? He has no problem eating in the bathroom and putting his food down on the wet counter top. He won't even wipe the sink down before he puts the food down.
I've seen him with his headphones on the bathroom floor, the other day at motel 6 Lucas took both burritos out of the wrapper and just left them on the bed. When he got bbq he took all the biscuits out and laid them on the dirty table. I've seen him in that Mexican restaurant remove the plate from the tray and just eat off the tray. We all saw him eating candy off the concrete.

I know I'm missing a bunch. It's one of the grossest things I've ever seen anyone do.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas admittedly doesn't interact, though. He never asks girls out on dates, he just does his weak beta act giving stuff to women like they're going to repay him for it. Thus, Lucas isn't even an incel as he doesn't try.

Neither do other incels. They all have excuses for why they don't even try.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I don't think I've ever met someone who identified as a satanist who actually believed in Satan. I'm sure it's the same way for this girl. I haven't actually bothered to learn much about LaVeyan satanism but it seems to reject supernatural beings in general so pretty compatible with atheism, maybe. Lucas, however, is probably not smart enough to have figured out she's not actually worshipping the devil.

I have. Met a girl (now woman) who is a theistic Satanist, Luciferian. Believed and prayed to Satan as a real being.
Bit of an ophite gnostic flavor to her strange theology.

Must have been 95 or 96 when we first met. Saw her in town 2019, she still believes. Faithful theistic Satanist.
Believes in the creator God also, but thinks He is oppressive, misogynistic, homophobic, and unworthy of worship.

 

[IceQueen]

I have. Met a girl (now woman) who is a theistic Satanist, Luciferian. Believed and prayed to Satan as a real being.
Bit of an ophite gnostic flavor to her strange theology.

Must have been 95 or 96 when we first met. Saw her in town 2019, she still believes. Faithful theistic Satanist.

I don’t understand this kind of thinking because like... Do they just not believe in God but believe in Satan?? I feel like you can’t really believe in one without the other and pretty much every religion, every mythology, etc. says that Heaven is where you want to be, not Hell, so why would you worship the bad guy if you believe in them both? And if you only believe in Satan but no God, what kind of logic is that?

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Burnt bagel chips with cheese in the restroom.

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Does Spokane have a health department? Do homeless shelters have foodservice licenses? Eating in a public shitter might just be a violation.

 

[WonderWino]

Does Spokane have a health department? Do homeless shelters have foodservice licenses? Eating in a public shitter might just be a violation.

It has a health department and given they provide food services to the homeless they must have some kind of food service license. As such they must be subject to at least occasional inspections

That said it wouldn't surprise me if it is a violation to allow the homeless at the shelter to bring food into the bathroom and eat it in there. It has to be some kind of sanitary violation. Especially considering he says he shares it