Well if everything is legal, it'll be legal for someone to take out the Freak, permanently.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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cigarettesalsa
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I don't think the homeless shelter cares about burn damage on their walmart table.
5k for a kitchen counter repair?
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I don't think anyone posted this yet. Some comments where Lucas claims that he always cleans the toaster oven pan (cough, bullshit, cough). Also, apparently that toaster oven is there because some drifter who was staying at the shelter left it behind when they moved on. So, the shelter doesn't really care since it was just acquired.
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That actually pisses me off more. These homeless people just happened to be gifted a toaster oven out of sheer luck, and Lucas has to fucking ruin that for them.
He is an absolute fucking parasite.
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"Hats!?" he started, quickly fetching a dirty junk-mail envelope and bent Bic pen to write with. Could this be the breakthrough? Were the hats the key to
"Damn it, Dave Fas Ninety Two, respond," he thought sweatily, edging forward on the grossly overloaded chair in the hobo shack rec room.
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It kind of embodies his entire life. If there's something left unguarded, and it's at no direct cost to him, he'll try to take complete advantage of it and never once think of anyone else. Not the fellow homeless people at the shelter, not former roommates/apartment building mates, not people working at the hotel, not his one (no chance in hell he's had 8 Gfs) girlfriend, not his parents and family, no one.
Oh Lucas, we haven't forgotten you use the kitchen sink as a urinal.
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So within a week we will have achieved Communism? I can’t wait to hear him start talking about how anti-matter will give us Star Trek, it’s like some dimensional merge cope for Lucas as he is becoming always more desperate and delusional. If Bernie Sanders won’t do it then CERN scientists will apparently. Humanity will have reached its final emancipatory stage with no hunger, war, disease or poverty and we are all living out are fullest potential as a species amongst the stars all so Lucas can be free to be an even bigger pedo parasite floating around looking for puss puss.
Edit: If such a world ever came about through overproduction and all goods were cheaply available and abundant Lucas would still not be someone I’d want with access to the goodies tap. There’d have to be some reasonable limit like something you have to do for society to earn those goodies that go beyond the basic necessities. Lucas would just expect it all handed to him at once without having to do shit, that’s what he thinks Anarchy means
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Boy he's really playing 4D chess in order to abolish the age of consent.
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He manages to be even more horrifying than early-years Masaokis. Just looking at the thumbnail was enough to make me feel a mild sense of nausea.
Congratulations Lucas. Maybe you can start your own channel like Masao did, only named "Cooking with Hobos".
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Luke, worry about Remedial Life Sciences at GED School for now before you start trying to make yourself sound like a physics wunderkind, okay?
I don't usually take such cheap shots at people who struggle but this sonofabitch deserves the hell out of it. Edited for minor grammar sperg fit.
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Oh man he is really losing it... His comment to her didn’t initially make sense and when asked for clarification Lucas couldn’t even produce an actual word... I checked to see if maybe he had JUST sent that reply and it was a typo/accident that he would be deleting/replacing with a different comment but nope, it was 2 hours ago.
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Dont forget the best part: the president of the USA apparently rules over scientific endeavors conducted in Switzerland.
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His attempts at being a chef are somehow even more pathetic than his attempts to be a commedian and scientist
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I'm really late on this, but as I was listening to this vid all I could think about was that Liam Lynch/Dan Deacon video, the Drinkin' Outta Cups one. Except that Lucas isn't even close to funny.
I'm glad I'm finally caught up on this thread, but honestly Viva la Revolucion Lucas bores me to tears. He's fun when he's singularly focused on himself and not pretending to be altruistic. I do like how much it bothers him to get accused of being selfish and racist, though.
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Cool, I wonder if he's having a psychosis.
Lots of potential if so. Could end with anything from him being heavily medicated in a psych ward, him getting shot by the police, or just him posting incoherent shit on the internet. Either way we're in for an interesting time. Eyes peeled.
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That exchange makes him sound like an utter nutcase. and he even asked 'is it the hats' in a serious manner when the guy was clearly fucking with him. She should have said yes, and pointed out that flatbills are so 2010s and the in thing now is medieval style jester hats. I'd pay to see lucas take that to heart and be seen a few days later wandering the streets in spokane wearing a jester hat
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He better be careful. If 'everything is legal' when he becomes president, so will beating the shit out of him and dumping his ass in the nearest sewer drain for being a creepy pedo. But of course he never thought that far ahead or considered the implications of his crackpot ideas. Thats exactly the sort of scenario where people like him get lynched by the people
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They'll care enough to stop him from having access to it, lest he start a fire that ends up with serious injuries or damages they would be responsible for. In other words they care enough to do the minimum necessary to cover their own asses, as they are the ones ultimately responsible for whatever happens at the shelter
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Indeed. They hired some idiot costa rican who didn't know how to cook or work in a kitchen safely and she ended up sitting a large tray just out of the oven on a very expensive mahogany and cherry wood kitchen island, and the entire countertop portion of it was burned all to shit and had to be replaced. Ended up being about 5k and that was just the materials. Would have been more but my uncle did the work himself. Needles to say she got her ass sent back to costa rica after that incident
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LOL he is telling George Floyd's mother??? WTF......
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His brain can’t grasp any of this, how do you steal a car to trade for land? Planting gardens would be nice but people trading deer meat for machine parts sounds like some post-apocalypse zombie survival horror game.
Edit: He doesn’t understand how coins came into use back in the day as a representation of value to replace the barter system so you don’t have to carry twenty deer carcasses around in a wheelbarrow to buy an axe.
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