Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I think Lucas with his word salads is trying to "portray" himself as an intellectual with "deep thoughts" on women, wanting to "save" women from themselves. His rutting animal brain thinks deep down the girls want to fuck/breed with him. He has to make them see the system has made them oppress the desire they have for him

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm going to assume it's the smoothbrain word salad result of mashing "cunt" and "poon" together. I predict this will get shortened to just "coon" in short order

 

[WonderWino]

I've got a sinking feeling that he's misremembering the word "cunny", which is troubling in and of itself.

How very gallouse of him

It wouldn't be the first time he has done that by any means

 

[Da Dude123]

In his latest word salad, he mentions the wind. Possibly the voices on the wind. He hears them because he has schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, etc.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

In his latest word salad, he mentions the wind. Possibly the voices on the wind. He hears them because he has schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, etc.

So Lucas is entering some bohemian poet phase now? Is he going to start hanging out in the salons and drink Turkish coffee?

Actually I’d love to see him do some coffee house poetry slam somewhere. He already claims to be a “standup comedian”. I hope he starts doing a dramatic reading of his poems into his phone and posting them on youtube.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

What- If it was up to him he'd be fine to let them leave. What is he aiming at. That a force is driving this enlightenment that girls should be fucking the Insane Pedo Freak of Spokane. Some years back it was the universe driving him to creep on young girls

Note to Lucas: Just like no one want to see up your nose, no one wants to see the inside of your filthy mouth. By the way, you look like you ready to give a blow job.
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"Strange is the night where black stars rise
and strange moons circle through the skies,
but stranger still is
lost Carcosa"

But seriously, what is this pseduo-Lovecraftian poetry he's spouting all of a sudden? I think he's just stringing together words and phrases that he thinks sound impressive or deep, but maybe he switched minds with an alien from Yith and now he's the herald of the return of Nyarlathotep or something.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

In his latest word salad, he mentions the wind. Possibly the voices on the wind. He hears them because he has schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, etc.

Jesus Christ. I dont know which is worst.
The rotten teeth meme or this one.
I cant take my eyes away from the booger encrusted nostril hairs.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Wake up, Gen Z! You have a plenty good ragman wanting to buy you a burger and maybe even some french fries at Incrediburger! Why won't you wake up, you bigots? Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders! AOC, AOC!

"You're left of the Democrats, Gen Z!"

It's curious how he keeps insisting that Gen Z *IS* this thing, even though he never seems to feel they act like that thing.

Instead of changing his mind, and moving on, he keeps insisting that they act like this thing he thinks they are, even though they may not be.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I think Lucas with his word salads is trying to "portray" himself as an intellectual with "deep thoughts" on women, wanting to "save" women from themselves. His rutting animal brain thinks deep down the girls want to fuck/breed with him. He has to make them see the system has made them oppress the desire they have for him

When Lucas has been around his ""friends"", we've seen he'll try acting smart and busy building his board games. It's been suspected Lucas isn't making videos in this motel run because Isik and others may be there with him. He's also not rolling around nude at all, either.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Tha

In his latest word salad, he mentions the wind. Possibly the voices on the wind. He hears them because he has schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, etc.

Is he trying to tell us that he has thrush?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

"Strange is the night where black stars rise
and strange moons circle through the skies,
but stranger still is
lost Carcosa"

But seriously, what is this pseduo-Lovecraftian poetry he's spouting all of a sudden? I think he's just stringing together words and phrases that he thinks sound impressive or deep, but maybe he switched minds with an alien from Yith and now he's the herald of the return of Nyarlathotep or something.

"Straight Outta Innsmouth"?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Wake up, Gen Z! You have a plenty good ragman wanting to buy you a burger and maybe even some french fries at Incrediburger! Why won't you wake up, you bigots? Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders! AOC, AOC!

"Plenty good ragman buy genz ovulator incrediburger - then spurt inside to make superior spawn!"
...thankfully never in the cards not ever....

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Icylemonade7 delivering the cold, sour, soon-to-be-deleted truth.

Oh and FYI?

Lucas doesn't know what deign means. Lucas doesn't know what thrush is, even though he probably has it.

Lucas am moron.

 

[Wernology]

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Icylemonade7 delivering the cold, sour, soon-to-be deleted truth.

Oh and FYI?

Lucas doesn't know what deign means. Lucas doesn't know what thrush is, even though he probably has it.

Lucas am moron.

Since Lucas can't abuse a real woman he's turned to abusing a thesaurus.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

"Straight Outta Innsmouth"?

I think we all know his telomeres are evolving

 

[Wernology]

Well, I waited a couple days to see if Lucas would put up videos, but it seems he's in incoherent meme mode, so here are his last two videos.

 

[Amewsed]

Well, I waited a couple days to see if Lucas would put up videos, but it seems he's in incoherent meme mode, so here are his last two videos.

To be fair, he's allergic to baths, logic, productivity, decency, humanity, understanding, self-awareness, and masculinity.

He is the antithesis of valuable.

 

[Da Dude123]

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Icylemonade7 delivering the cold, sour, soon-to-be-deleted truth.

Oh and FYI?

Lucas doesn't know what deign means. Lucas doesn't know what thrush is, even though he probably has it.

Lucas am moron.

He has not deleted that mean comment. Normally he deletes them as soon as possible. That comment implied that Lucas is not plenty good and we know that isn't true. What gives?

 

[Wernology]

He has not deleted that mean comment. Normally he deletes them as soon as possible. That comment implied that Lucas is not plenty good and we know that isn't true. What gives?

Isn't he sharing a flebag motel room with other bums?

If he is, bet he got robbed blind again and got his phone jacked.

Again.

 

[Picklechu]

The folks down at the local Cricket Wireless or wherever must love like tolerate Pukas more than anyone else in the world, since he buys a new phone from them every single month.