Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"Ladies and gentlemen..we got him" (maybe just for a while...)

Soon DSP and CWC will be in WA too...

Gods do your thing!!

The ponyfucker spergfest is in Bellevue - isn't that where WA max security nuthouse is at? He might never make it back to maw-maw.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Fellow spergs Kiwis, I am deeply saddened to inform you that our cow will likely be on extended hiatus until further notice. At approximately 9:40pm Pacific time on July 12th, Lucas Werner was dragged screaming to the puzzle factory by men with butterfly nets, and fate would have it that I was there to witness and document it.

As I got off my bus downtown, I heard somebody screaming from the other side of the STA Plaza, and decided to go investigate the commotion. A small crowd of gawkers had formed, and upon peering over their shoulders, I stopped dead in my tracks; instead of some tweaker flatbill, the man they were staring at was none other than the telomerase King himself, restrained belly-down on the ground and surrounded by jerkops.

That piggy was screaming at the top of his lungs about greed and how he just wants a Gen Z lady, and making all the people waiting for their night bus visually uncomfortable. Several exasperated transit officers, who wear red shirts, wordlessly kept him restrained on the ground as an ambulance pulled into one of the bus slots. They allowed him to sit up and then stand, as a stretcher was unloaded by medical personnel. They tied him into the stretcher like an animal, then slowly carted him into the ambulance as he continued yelling and raving.

Some notable excerpts included:
"I WANT A GENERATION Z WOMAN. WHERE ARE THEY!!??"
"GEN Z MAN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!??"
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WORK FOR THEM!!?? YOU ALL WORK FOR GREED!! GREEEEEDYYYY!!!"

In typical form, there were almost no Gen Z people on the bus platform that evening.

I started taking photos right away, though the thronging onlookers made it hard to do so without compromising my identity. After getting several of him on the ground, I was mortified to find that my phone would no longer take photos, as the phone had reached it's storage limit (or just because the Wern is an SCP, and naturally short-circuits recording devices near him). The camera still didn't work after deleting some apps, so I thought fast and realized it would still take videos, in spite of refusing to photograph. Sadly, this apparently overwrote the previous photos, so the only one I have left of him on the ground is quite grainy.

However, I got a good angle at him in one of the recordings, while he was on the stretcher, so the first piece of media here is a still from that video, which shows him lying restrained in a stretcher. The second file, a video, is an audio sample of his screaming, visually cropped to leave out my legs. While the subject isn't X <3 Z related, I'm sure you can recognize his voice. The third image is a lone, blurry cryptid photograph of him sitting upright on the ground. And the fourth one is a short clip of them rasing the stretcher after restraining him in it. I only wish I could have been there to see whatever incident it was that led to him getting taken down and hauled off like this; now THAT would be some content.

This is a dark day for Wernology, though there's hope this milk drought might end when he gets out of the hospital, gets medicated, and inevitably gets back on teh interwebz. I'm looking forward to watching that AutistOwls interview, now that I know he's at the literal height of his derangement in it. They doubtless dawdled on releasing it because the footage radiates big "Chad schizophrenic VS virgin wannabe-vloggers" energy. Here's to our public health system failing society yet again by releasing this monster back onto the streets sooner rather than later (though I'm sure the young women of this city would beg to differ).

Just another evening at Spokane Transit...

Hoooly shit man, that’s wild! Thanks for the update! Man it’s such peak Lucas that even as he was being strapped to the gurney and taken away, he was screaming about wanting a girlfriend. Like what an objectively weird time to bring up your romantic aspirations my dude. For me the defining feature of Lucas as a cow is the sheer strength of his monomania. And the funny part is I don’t think obsessive thinking like that is necessarily a symptom of any of the mental illnesses he’s known or suspected to have, most bipolar and schizo people aren’t like this. It’s just him. He’s just a man who wanted teen pussy so badly he decided to never think or speak of anything else. Insane.

As much as it would deprive us all of our fun I kind of hope they never let him out and he spends the rest of his days doped to the gills on mood stabilizers and antipsychotics, glueing dried macaroni to construction paper in the shape of the letter Z. “Oh very good Lucas, very creative!” That’s what would be best for the women of Spokane and for Lucas himself really.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Hoooly shit man, that’s wild! Thanks for the update! Man it’s such peak Lucas that even as he was being strapped to the gurney and taken away, he was screaming about wanting a girlfriend. Like what an objectively weird time to bring up your romantic aspirations my dude. For me the defining feature of Lucas as a cow is the sheer strength of his monomania. And the funny part is I don’t think obsessive thinking like that is necessarily a symptom of any of the mental illnesses he’s known or suspected to have, most bipolar and schizo people aren’t like this. It’s just him. He’s just a man who wanted teen pussy so badly he decided to never think or speak of anything else. Insane.

As much as it would deprive us all of our fun I kind of hope they never let him out and he spends the rest of his days doped to the gills on mood stabilizers and antipsychotics, glueing dried macaroni to construction paper in the shape of the letter Z. “Oh very good Lucas, very creative!” That’s what would be best for the women of Spokane and for Lucas himself really.

In a perverse way though it’d still be funny if they let him livestream from the mental hospital while showing off his macaroni art board games, trying to sell them on eBay or with his patreon tiers on YouTube. The orderlies in white coats popping by to say happy birthday Lucas take your pills. I know on the subject of mental health it is kind of the pendulum swinging too hard in the other direction from how things were infringing too much on individual freedom in the past. People could get committed for the littlest things they honestly didn’t deserve to be committed for. But there are people who are better off in care if they have proven time and time again that they are going to be even more of a burden to the police and hospitals while on the street. Arguably you’d be saving the tax payer money in the long run and keeping people safe. It’s got to be brutal for those working as social workers whose job it is to rehabilitate broken people who are too far gone back into the system where you know they are never going to get any better and it will just be a continuous revolving door until they are either dead or in jail.

Edit: something I remember from Bob and Barb, Chris’s parents is that they were old enough and of a certain generation to still be afraid that their autistic son might be committed if they didn’t take care of him at home which I find interesting I mean they grew up in the 50’s a lot of things regarding mental health were different back then.

 

[Wernology]

Hoooly shit man, that’s wild! Thanks for the update! Man it’s such peak Lucas that even as he was being strapped to the gurney and taken away, he was screaming about wanting a girlfriend. Like what an objectively weird time to bring up your romantic aspirations my dude. For me the defining feature of Lucas as a cow is the sheer strength of his monomania.

I would almost bet that, in his scrambled egg brain, he was sure doing that would get some sympathetic zoomer bae rushing to the gurney, titties a-bouncin', to scream at everyone to let him go, he just needs love not medication or therapy, then he'd go with her to live out his fantasy of fucking under a bridge, which (much like Klingons) would then mean they were married, and toasting marshmallows after (my god that was one of the dumbest fantasies I've ever seen anyone post publicly).

Edit: Have this gem of Lucas explaining why he's not a creep from Jan 2020. Spoiler alert though, he says he's not a creep because he's "never approached a woman in his life".

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

i completely agree that he will likely be released by the weekend. I don’t see how his legal issues could in any way relate to a 72 hour hold psych evaluation determination to admit and hold. Even for gravely disabled. In my state, it wouldn’t matter unless it was either legal issues related to harm to others and this was an admit for safety of others. Or, as mentioned, guardianship. The court will definitely consider that for issues of guardianship as it shows a consistent pattern of behavior indicating lack of self-control or awareness of consequences.

to be honest, Lucas’s foot is the best factor in getting him held for any length of time. That demonstrates that he cannot care for his own needs.

I also agree that Myrna had something to do with the Spokane admit. The first one I think. He was admitted for a while when he moved to Spokane but then got out a week or so, and was right back in. I am almost certain that the first admit was semi-voluntary and related to Myrna flying up to convince him to check in or be evaluated. When he got out, he was acting all crazy and went right back in for a bit and then got out on the LRA. I believe there are some posts about it or videos. I’ll try to dig those out to clarify but I’m thinking it’s something his brother reported in SOFALAW.

 

[mothman96]

I also agree that Myrna had something to do with the Spokane admit. The first one I think. He was admitted for a while when he moved to Spokane but then got out a week or so, and was right back in. I am almost certain that the first admit was semi-voluntary and related to Myrna flying up to convince him to check in or be evaluated. When he got out, he was acting all crazy and went right back in for a bit and then got out on the LRA. I believe there are some posts about it or videos. I’ll try to dig those out to clarify but I’m thinking it’s something his brother reported in SOFALAW.

I do remember that at the time he was active on his twitter someone asked him why he got sent to the mental hospital (Eastern State). His response was that he'd had a psychotic episode. He landed at the mental hospital Mar 2017 held for 3 mo, released July 2017 and was out for couple of days and sent right back to Eastern State for another 6 mo. Released the end of Jan 2018.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I imagine that part of the difficulty of treating lucas, unlike a lot of adult people with mental problems, depression, addictions and the like, is that Lucas is often fully in denial about his problems, and he knows how to couch his behavior in terms to try to mitigate it. It seems as though a feature of Lucas's insanity is denying his insanity. I wonder how common this is for people with serious mental conditions. It would think that the hell of dealing with a homeless broken vagrant life would lead people to want to make big changes, on the off chance that they might produce a more positive living environment, but because Lucas blames everyone else for his problems, and has created a complex paranoid structure, enmeshed with the politics of today to explain away the life that he lives, while at the same time nursing grandiose fantasies about his own virility and his own genius, it's a difficult web to trace and unravel.

Obviously, no one who's known Lucas for a while believes any of this, like him retconning his public screaming sessions as political protest of some kind, but it doesn't stop people who are new to him from being taken in by it. Lucas is fairly canny to not sound crazy when he's around authority figures. Although I'm sure it makes quite a negative impression when he gets dragged into the hospital strapped down to a gurney screaming at the top of his lungs, he probably quickly reverts back to his careful behavior that he uses to make himself as if he's just a innocent victim of circumstance, his Ashley Wilkes routine if you will.

Think about it this way: most adult people with long-standing mental problems have adjusted to the reality that they have those problems. Frankly, in today's culture it's almost a perverse badge of honor for the self victimization cult to proffer their many diagnoses. Lucas, rather like Brianna Wu who hides her transgenderism, denies this aspect of himself, rightly seeing it as an impediment to his love quest.

Because his extreme rapid cycling bipolar condition seems to fringe onto the corners of schizophrenia, and certainly involves delusions if not full-blown hallucinations, Lucas would benefit from a more honest open view of his identity and his problems.

He's never once suggested that the voices on the wind are anything other than real. He's never once considered the possibility that the flat bills with 12 girls on each arm are a delusion. Lucas fully embraces his delusions.

And I wonder, is this intentional, or is it unconscious? Does Lucas ever consider the possibility that no one else hears these voices, or is he so enmeshed in his own Insanity that the possibility doesn't even occur to him?

I think that the latter might be true, because Lucas is nothing if not solipsistic. His existence with the world makes the world. When he has an interaction with a young girl, the behavior that occurs becomes writ large for the entirety of her generation.

So no doubt Lucas thinks that his own experiences are the experiences everyone else has. It's shocking that none of the bums who hang around him would have ever said to him "Voices on the wind? What the fuck are you talking about? You're hearing shit, dude!" and yet, he goes on.

I think Lucas is quite a bit sicker than anyone realizes. Yes, he's got a rapid cycling bipolar condition with extreme levels of anger, but he's also floridly hallucinating, perhaps more of the time than we're aware of.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

I agree 100% with the prior post, if Lucas thought he was crazy he would definitely use it as an excuse/method to meet bae zoomer chicks right now right now right now right now.

"I might be odd when I approach Starbucks employees but I have a medical diagnosis that can affect my behavior. You like AOC and Bernie Sanders. You're socialists. But when someone with a disability appears you refuse to date them you ableist agephobe hypocrite BIGOTS!"

Poor insight is one of his many failings.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I agree 100% with the prior post, if Lucas thought he was crazy he would definitely use it as an excuse/method to meet bae zoomer chicks right now right now right now right now.

"I might be odd when I approach Starbucks employees but I have a medical diagnosis that can affect my behavior. You like AOC and Bernie Sanders. You're socialists. But when someone with a disability appears you refuse to date them you ableist agephobe hypocrite BIGOTS!"

Poor insight is one of his many failings.

Psychopathy Lucas claims is one of the symptoms of bipolar so if he goes out to do charity for the homeless and they are getting food isn’t that a way to treat bipolar since that’s empathy and not psychopathy lol Lucas logic. Empathy is a way to reduce bipolar because bipolar makes him a psycho according to him.

edit: I like Lucas Werner defending himself here that he’s not like Elliot Rodger

 

[Da Dude123]

I agree 100% with the prior post, if Lucas thought he was crazy he would definitely use it as an excuse/method to meet bae zoomer chicks right now right now right now right now.

"I might be odd when I approach Starbucks employees but I have a medical diagnosis that can affect my behavior. You like AOC and Bernie Sanders. You're socialists. But when someone with a disability appears you refuse to date them you ableist agephobe hypocrite BIGOTS!"

Poor insight is one of his many failings.

Russell Greer uses his disability in a similar way to this idea. If a woman is not interested in him it is because she hates the disabled. And Greer believes he should get special privleges for his disability. Plus, Rusty says he is totally "kicking his disability's ass". And Rusty loves to use his disability to sue everyone.

But Lucas he wants everyone to think he is plenty good and that his sperm is superior. So going on about a disability would hurt his super sperm case. He only brings up his disabilities when it will benefit him, like when he got catfished to LA he was just "a poor disabled man stuck in a bad situation, please help him."

Lucas goes back and forth on being disabled but mostly he goes with him being plenty good and having great DNA despite being morbidly obese and butt ugly. The agephobes and the bigots have driven him to hospitalization sometimes. And him being homeless is fine because Bernie Sanders and AOC, and don't forget the Yang gang!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Psychopathy Lucas claims is one of the symptoms of bipolar so if he goes out to do charity for the homeless and they are getting food isn’t that a way to treat bipolar since that’s empathy and not psychopathy lol Lucas logic. Empathy is a way to reduce bipolar because bipolar makes him a psycho according to him.

Lucas loves creating these binary dualities. Where did he ever get the idea that empathy was the opposite of psychopathy? His previous decision that empathy and narcissism were polar opposites was a little bit more correct, I would think.

But I don't think it says anywhere that a psychopath can't be empathetic. Particularly when the psychopath is using these feigned displays of empathy to try to trick people into thinking that he's a successful mate.

I've heard that psychopaths can be very good at conning people, especially charismatic psychopaths. I believe this was one of the qualities associated with Ted Bundy? Not sure about that.

But essentially, Lucas is laying bare his guile here. He's essentially telling us that he's doing something to try to counteract the fact that he's been called a psychopath, and in doing so is proving that he has psychopathic tendencies, at least in a micro-episodic sense, by trying to manipulate people towards him. A genuine display of empathy, if there is even such a thing, is not done with ulterior motives.

Completely separate from this is the idea that we all know Lucas's "donations to homeless people" are little more than attraction signs in and of themselves.

Police in Olympia recognized this, and Lucas was repeatedly sanctioned for his chocolate bars and soda drops, attached to a note telling women to look him up.

Everything you need to know about Lucas's supposed empathic donations comes in his response to people taking this food, and not contacting him.

He wrote A few Facebook posts mentioning that it upset him greatly when he would watch from a distance and see people take the candy, but never contact him.

If these donations were genuinely empathic, and intended for the good of the homeless, why would people using the nutrition that he had provided bother him?

Obviously, because the purpose was NEVER to give food to the homeless, it was to try to get Lucas a girlfriend.

The only question for me, is how much Lucas believes his own press. I think that he's repeated the idea that he's empathic and generous so often, that he genuinely does believe it.

I also think it's a testament to his stupidity that the idea of his guile and conning with donations attached to attraction notes doesn't bother him in the least... contradicting ideas can exist within his brain without causing him the slightest bit of distress.

This is emblematic of the disorder he experiences.

Lucas is a mass of obvious contradictions, and people remark all the time how out of proportion his smugness and level of ego seems, and for quite a while I thought it was just an act, that Lucas was putting on a brave face.

I don't think so anymore. I think Lucas really does believe all the ego stroking lies that he tells himself, and he really does see himself as a victim of circumstance.

This doesn't make him any less transparent to the world, however.

 

[WonderWino]

Psychopathy Lucas claims is one of the symptoms of bipolar so if he goes out to do charity for the homeless and they are getting food isn’t that a way to treat bipolar since that’s empathy and not psychopathy lol Lucas logic. Empathy is a way to reduce bipolar because bipolar makes him a psycho according to him.

edit: I like Lucas Werner defending himself here that he’s not like Elliot Rodger

Wouldn't surprise me a bit to find out lucas is a psychopath. The behavior fits and trying to pull a 'I donate to the homeless! only good people do that! doing that makes me good!' logic is exactly the kind of thing i'd expect from a low IQ psychopath who is shit at understanding the motivations of others and how all that shit actually works due to his mental problems. Its almost comically like that scene in south park where cartman tries to manipulate kyle into thinking he's a good person by dressing nice and wearing nice clothes and kyle calls him out on it immediately and cartman just looks all confused and goes 'I don't understand' and kyle flat out says 'I know you don't and slams the door on him

That said, somebody mentioned lucas getting lifted off the street with a machine during his freakout. They use those things in hospitals and nursing homes all the time to move patients from the floor or a bed to a wheelchair or stretcher. The thing is they're sketchy as fuck and require cooperation in not moving around when they're being used or there can be serious problems. In lucas's case there is no way he wasn't sedated to some degree to keep him from injuring himself during that, i've seen more cooperative dementia patients break those things without even trying and end up on the floor. That said, I suspect what provoked that was lucas pulled his usual acting like a 3 year old routine, got winded and upset and sat his ass down and refused to get up like a kid throwing a tantrum and like he did during the dan campbell 'fight.' Remember how he got all fucked up and sat down, then started getting verbally aggressive and screaming? Same thing he did here, just more unhinged. Thats what makes me think he got into it with somebody and an argument got started over something lucas said or did and he popped off and went mental

But I don't think it says anywhere that a psychopath can't be empathetic. Particularly when the psychopath is using these feigned displays of empathy to try to trick people into thinking that he's a successful mate.

Ehh that one is open to debate. Strictly speaking psychopaths don't have empathy and can't show it in the intended sense of the term as empathy involves putting yourself into another persons situation emotionally, which is something psychopaths can't do as a consequence of being a psychopath. They don't experience those kinds of emotions. What they do is manipulate others into thinking they do by faking empathy and going through the motions, just as lucas does with the 'donations' but its all just manipulation and is not what it appears to be to others. Its like hannibal throwing all those dinner parties for people to manipulate others into thinking he was some cultured, refined nice guy when it was all manipulation and an exercise in power in tricking them into engaging in cannibalism

 

[wenttobermuda]

I imagine that part of the difficulty of treating lucas, unlike a lot of adult people with mental problems, depression, addictions and the like, is that Lucas is often fully in denial about his problems, and he knows how to couch his behavior in terms to try to mitigate it. It seems as though a feature of Lucas's insanity is denying his insanity. I wonder how common this is for people with serious mental conditions. It would seem that the hell of dealing with a homeless broken vagrant life would lead people to want to make big changes, on the off chance that they might produce a more positive living environment, but because Lucas blames everyone else for his problems, and has created a complex paranoid structure, enmeshed with the politics of today to explain away the life that he lives, while at the same time nursing grandiose fantasies about his own virility and his own genius, it's a difficult web to trace and unravel.

Obviously, no one who's known Lucas for a while believes any of this, like him retconning his public screaming sessions as political protest of some kind, but it doesn't stop people who are new to him from being taken in by it. Lucas is fairly canny to not sound crazy when he's around authority figures. Although I'm sure it makes quite a negative impression when he gets dragged into the hospital strapped down to a gurney screaming at the top of his lungs, he probably quickly reverts back to his careful behavior that he uses to make himself as if he's just a innocent victim of circumstance, his Ashley Wilkes routine if you will.

Think about it this way: most adult people with long-standing mental problems have adjusted to the reality that they have those problems. Frankly, in today's culture it's almost a perverse badge of honor for the self victimization cult to proffer their many diagnoses. Lucas, rather like Brianna Wu who hides her transgenderism, denies this aspect of himself, rightly seeing it as an impediment to his love quest.

Because his extreme rapid cycling bipolar condition seems to fringe onto the corners of schizophrenia, and certainly involves delusions if not full-blown hallucinations, Lucas would benefit from a more honest open view of his identity and his problems.

He's never once suggested that the voices on the wind are anything other than real. He's never once considered the possibility that the flat bills with 12 girls on each arm are a delusion. Lucas fully embraces his delusions.

And I wonder, is this intentional, or is it unconscious? Does Lucas ever consider the possibility that no one else hears these voices, or is he so enmeshed in his own Insanity that the possibility doesn't even occur to him?

I think that the latter might be true, because Lucas is nothing if not solipsistic. His existence with the world makes the world. When he has an interaction with a young girl, the behavior that occurs becomes writ large for the entirety of her generation.

So no doubt Lucas thinks that his own experiences are the experiences everyone else has. It's shocking that none of the bums who hang around him would have ever said to him "Voices on the wind? What the fuck are you talking about? You're hearing shit, dude!" and yet, he goes on.

I think Lucas is quite a bit sicker than anyone realizes. Yes, he's got a rapid cycling bipolar condition with extreme levels of anger, but he's also floridly hallucinating, perhaps more of the time than we're aware of.

Lack of insight into one's own problems is common. People with mental health disorders are no different; they just have more interesting behaviors that they don't understand. Clinicians call it "anosognosia" (lol) when someone doesn't understand that they're ill. A common symptom of schizphrenia and bipolar disorders. While Lucas has learned the vocabulary of recovery and mental health, he has no insight into his behavior or illness. He is after all, plenty good. Anosognosia. Lol.

Spoiler: anosognosia

Lack of insight is one of Lucas's defining traits, and source of many of his woes. In particular, he has no insight into how others see him, or how others present themselves. He does not realize it when he's emoting SCHIZO; he misinterprets a stranger's polite wariness for smoldering romantic interest. And Lucas doesn't understand himself any better. Lucas demonstrates little insight into how his illness has shaped his life. When pressed, he will acknowledge a diagnosis. He must recognize the utility of a diagnosis every time he's in community court, and every time he receives tard check. But Lucas does not act like someone who accepts that he's ill, let alone understands it. If he did, he'd be less interesting.

Anosognosia (lol) may be one of the reasons that Lucas doesn't seek treatment or meaningful self-improvement; it may help explain why he has historically proven reluctant to take his meds and resistant to therapy. He's plenty good. But Lucas is not the only mentally ill dude out there with no insight into his illness. So what sets him apart?

It seems to me to be largely a matter of access. Attention hungry, narcissistic, and lacking any insight into how social media works, Lucas has exposed much more of himself than your average schizo bum. He used to relentlessly promote himself and call attention to his "research" about telomeres intergenerational breeding. He's accidentally gone to great lengths to advertise and archive how sick he is.

As for Lucas's hallucinations, it's interesting to speculate on how sick he truly is, how deep the phantasms go. At this point, voices on the wind and other auditory hallucinations must be accepted as canonical to Wernology. It is unknown how frequent they are.

I don't read Lucas as deeply invested in hallucinations. Delusional, to be sure. Lucas does not respond to phantom stimuli that nobody else notices; he doesn't seem to have conversations with folks who aren't there. He has, however, earnestly asserted that communications took place that most certainly did not (e.g, little girls screaming that they want babies, insults at clubs), and referred to things like "the background sarcasm" that only makes sense if you're schizo. He hears shit sometimes. Lucas's social deficits are legendary and well-documented, but in addition to his inability to read body language and social cues, when he tries to interact with people he may be actively hallucinating. Hearing words that they don't speak. Charming.

Lucas loves creating these binary dualities. Where did he ever get the idea that empathy was the opposite of psychopathy? His previous decision that empathy and narcissism were polar opposites was a little bit more correct, I would think.

But I don't think it says anywhere that a psychopath can't be empathetic. Particularly when the psychopath is using these feigned displays of empathy to try to trick people into thinking that he's a successful mate.

I've heard that psychopaths can be very good at conning people, especially charismatic psychopaths. I believe this was one of the qualities associated with Ted Bundy? Not sure about that.

But essentially, Lucas is laying bare his guile here. He's essentially telling us that he's doing something to try to counteract the fact that he's been called a psychopath, and in doing so is proving that he has psychopathic tendencies, at least in a micro-episodic sense, by trying to manipulate people towards him. A genuine display of empathy, if there is even such a thing, is not done with ulterior motives.

Completely separate from this is the idea that we all know Lucas's "donations to homeless people" are little more than attraction signs in and of themselves.

Police in Olympia recognized this, and Lucas was repeatedly sanctioned for his chocolate bars and soda drops, attached to a note telling women to look him up.

Everything you need to know about Lucas's supposed empathic donations comes in his response to people taking this food, and not contacting him.

He wrote A few Facebook posts mentioning that it upset him greatly when he would watch from a distance and see people take the candy, but never contact him.

If these donations were genuinely empathic, and intended for the good of the homeless, why would people using the nutrition that he had provided bother him?

Obviously, because the purpose was NEVER to give food to the homeless, it was to try to get Lucas a girlfriend.

The only question for me, is how much Lucas believes his own press. I think that he's repeated the idea that he's empathic and generous so often, that he genuinely does believe it.

I also think it's a testament to his stupidity that the idea of his guile and conning with donations attached to attraction notes doesn't bother him in the least... contradicting ideas can exist within his brain without causing him the slightest bit of distress.

This is emblematic of the disorder he experiences.

Lucas is a mass of obvious contradictions, and people remark all the time how out of proportion his smugness and level of ego seems, and for quite a while I thought it was just an act, that Lucas was putting on a brave face.

I don't think so anymore. I think Lucas really does believe all the ego stroking lies that he tells himself, and he really does see himself as a victim of circumstance.

This doesn't make him any less transparent to the world, however.

Lucas's sincerity is one of Wernology's great mysteries. I agree that Lucas sees himself as a victim of circumstances, but that is not incompatible with knowing on some level that you're a fuck up. I think much of Lucas's pain comes from the fear that people see him as a fat faggot, dismiss him as a fat faggot; and maybe in his worst moments he agrees with them. Lucas is a fat faggot.

Lucas is self-loathing, but he focusses his anger on hopeless things like capitalism and greed. Previously Christianity. Things that keep Lucas from enjoying his true potential as a silverback prince. That's his story: being kept down. Not idleness and madness.

 

[Wernology]

Say, speaking of Myrna, remember back in 2018 when Lucas, entirely unprompted, admitted dark (specifically black) hair turns him on because his mom had black hair?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

This is from "What a Wern Wants", Feb. 7, 2018. It's one that still has the comments enabled too. I love how he instantly realized what he'd just said then tried to save it by mentioning other hair colors as well.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Say, speaking of Myrna, remember back in 2018 when Lucas, entirely unprompted, admitted dark (specifically black) hair turns him on because his mom had black hair?

Kiwi Farms remembers.


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This is from "What a Wern Wants", Feb. 7, 2018. It's one that still has the comments enabled too. I love how he instantly realized what he'd just said then tried to save it by mentioning other hair colors as well.

It's like the several times he's mentioned being attracted to women because they're the age of his cousins, or nieces, and then been called on it or tried to take it back.

He seems to have some recognition that these things are socially unacceptable, but he still can't help but let them out, because they're obviously deeply present in his psyche. Lucas, clearly, fantasized about sexual activity with the younger female members of his family.

I wonder why youth is so appealing to lucas, other than the idea that youth equals less facility, making them more malleable and more influenceable.

There was one video where Lucas said that younger women don't demand respect, and that's why he wants them, clearly not realizing how horrible that sounded.

But I wonder if it's a combination of being stuck in the period of high school, when he couldn't succeed with women that he was attracted to, the fact that he sees them as easier prey, because they're less mentally mature and less aware of his inability to live up to basic adult male standards, and the fact that he holds up younger women as some sort of high status trophy of male success.

I imagine it's probably a combination of all three, and other factors I haven't considered....

Still, the fact that he has a monomania for youth is frightening, and probably the single factor that made Lucas the lolcow that he is.

If he was just trying to get a woman but he was open to any age, he wouldn't come off anywhere near as creepy and predatory.

Also, Lucas clearly doesn't understand that a discussion of reproductive fluids should not be your first sentence upon greeting someone, especially if you're trying to attract them as a mate, he doesn't realize that saying "sperm" in your first sentence to a woman is a giant red flag.

He also has that common lowcow tendency of thinking that because something is familiar to him, it's familiar to everyone, using the word fecund which is quite scientific, in the voicemails that he left to younger girls, as if such a term is in common parlance.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Being able to read comments that got auto deleted by the algorithm is the best life hack. They're not even all from Lucas.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Say, speaking of Myrna, remember back in 2018 when Lucas, entirely unprompted, admitted dark (specifically black) hair turns him on because his mom had black hair?

Kiwi Farms remembers.


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This is from "What a Wern Wants", Feb. 7, 2018. It's one that still has the comments enabled too. I love how he instantly realized what he'd just said then tried to save it by mentioning other hair colors as well.

Watching him trying to read a watch...and deciding to leave that utter trainwreck in the video....is amazing.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Just an FYI guys.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Say, speaking of Myrna, remember back in 2018 when Lucas, entirely unprompted, admitted dark (specifically black) hair turns him on because his mom had black hair?

Kiwi Farms remembers.


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This is from "What a Wern Wants", Feb. 7, 2018. It's one that still has the comments enabled too. I love how he instantly realized what he'd just said then tried to save it by mentioning other hair colors as well.

From Lucas's 2010 personal reflection:

The truth is, my focus has as always been the same since I was little, getting interesting smart pretty girls to notice me. I just don't think interesting smart pretty girls like me very much. The only interesting smart pretty woman to ever notice me was my mom. But this has always made me think, no other interesting smart pretty girls will ever like me because they would remind me of my mom and it would make me feel dumb. I'd be lucky to meet a woman like my mom, but I would still feel dumb. I wouldn't even begin to know what to say. I've never been with an interesting smart pretty girl.

Myrna is the original interesting smart pretty girl. Lucas is looking for a 16 year old girl to treat him, at 40+, the way his mother treated him when he was 4. With the addition of hobo sex and butt stuff.

But I wonder if it's a combination of being stuck in the period of high school, when he couldn't succeed with women that he was attracted to, the fact that he sees them as easier prey, because they're less mentally mature and less aware of his inability to live up to basic adult male standards, and the fact that he holds up younger women as some sort of high status trophy of male success.

I imagine it's probably a combination of all three, and other factors I haven't considered....

Still, the fact that he has a monomania for youth is frightening, and probably the single factor that made Lucas the lolcow that he is.

If he was just trying to get a woman but he was open to any age, he wouldn't come off anywhere near as creepy and predatory.

Lucas is stuck in Eastern State, and also a loop in 1997: trying to get an interesting smart pretty girl to notice him, so he can fist her and show her off to his family and classmates, thereby demonstrating that he is not a fat faggot but rather a manly man.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Any word on where Lucas is now? Like in jail or some specific mental hospital?