Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HaloHero65]

I saw this, hes probably getting his laundry done by a poor worker.
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He is almost certainly getting a bit of free clothing from mallon place, and 744 a month is again housing, food, laundry and transportation services.

I'm starting to wonder why is clothing hasn't left him like his family. The bacteria and fungal colonies are large enough to gain sentient thought on some of those shirts he wore.

 

[Telomerase1979]

His chewing is like a cross between a cow and the Martians from Sesame Street. It’s uniquely disturbing.

 

[Wernology]

He sure seems to have a lot of insight into people he never talks to and just sees walking on the sidewalk.

And I really find it fascinating how important it is for him to be seen eating. I know he said that he thinks it entices the baes somehow, which is nonsense, but I wonder if there's more to it than that.

Lucas made a comment yesterday about how he doesn't read comments.

My response to him was essentially to tell him that everyone knows he reads comments and the KF thread because he makes videos in almost direct response TO those comments.

Kudos to him for proving me right.

I enjoy instilling that level of paranoia in him now and again.

He's already convinced I live in Spokane because I said it once to see how he'd react (spoiler: he reacted by telling me to fight him) and have, many times now, told him directly I live on the East Coast and was just fucking with him with the Spokane comment but now his scrambled brains thinks that's the lie.

I've been anywhere from one to, like, half a dozen of his "long term online friends" and at this point I'm pretty sure he just thinks everyone online is either me, @Fatal Walter , or that Kiwi Farms is, in fact, one single person.

 

[Da Dude123]

I saw this, hes probably getting his laundry done by a poor worker.
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Very informative. Do you have a link to where you found this? I had trouble finding any official webpage for the Mallon Place facility. This description made it sound nice. But reviews state otherwise.

 

[HaloHero65]

He probably realizes it's more than one person just has chosen in his worm ridden mind that it's one person causing his problems because there's no way many people could hate him.

I'm ok with his ideas of people close by spying on him because he'll continue to make content and never understand that his content is his downfall.
I'd personally like to believe that Lucas probably hasn't been reading the forms a lot lately as the constant attacks on the farm has made it likely he thinks the farms are no more.

He directly refers to his own actions as just and completely normal but cannot mentally wrap that skull around the fact that more than 1 person, his very own Mary Lee Walsh has been learning about him trolling him and commenting about his actions for years and that somehow maybe they are right.

It's easy to say one person bad but when hundreds say your bad then it gets a lot harder for those with mental illness to process.

 

[Wernology]

Bonus comment that was auto-deleted:

My favorite part about these claims is if you tell him, "evidence or fuck off", if he responds, it's some variant of "I don't have to prove anything to you!"

I also like his newest trend of implying that, at some point, I was asking/begging him to 'show me kindness'. Makes me wonder what kind of conversations he has with me in his head.

 

[mothman96]

I saw this, hes probably getting his laundry done by a poor worker.
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Mallon Place must have different types of rooms. I don't think the room Lucas is in has a kitchen.

ETA:
He has a place to live now but still looks like he had a rough night under a bridge.
He's at the TEC-Bryant front entry way. In my neck of the woods a week or so before the start of the school year the teachers show up to set up their rooms. Other staff to get everything ready. So is he there with school staff around?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Very informative. Do you have a link to where you found this? I had trouble finding any official webpage for the Mallon Place facility. This description made it sound nice. But reviews state otherwise.

Here it is, the information is found on the right upper side, click the 3 dash Mark's and select floor plans. It's under that.

https://laplantecommunities.com/mallon-place

Yeah it does have multiple floor layouts, they all offer the same services.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Literally every statement he makes in this video is wrong.

One Woman Man

#Greed

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He gets mad at having to be “self-reliant” as it’s boring and an insult to his intelligence. Somehow.

he also says that we should be like mammals even though mammals do not have any sort of monogamous relationship or mating patterns by and large. But he also says that silverback squirrels are a thing so…

lastly, Demetri Martin is 48. Lucas’s ability to be wrong about everything is just classic.

 

[mothman96]

Here it is, the information is found on the right upper side, click the 3 dash Mark's and select floor plans. It's under that.

https://laplantecommunities.com/mallon-place

Yeah it does have multiple floor layouts, they all offer the same services.

In his video "Crap in a Bag" it shows part of his room. His bed is up against a wall, he's laying on his stomach and a closet behind. It does not fit any of the room floor layouts shown in the link.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Watching his latest video it never ceases to amaze me how anyone can sound like that much of a broken record. He goes back to his line about wearing baseball caps and blaming capitalist culture. “But we’re all socialists, anarchists and communists here.” And yet a lot of Communists love to wear Adidas for some reason.

One more thing that drives me a little crazy is why does Lucas fixate on a Martini lounge instead of trying to lurk board game cafes. I’m sure Spokane has a few of those establishments they are pretty trendy. I’m just guessing there aren’t any in his vicinity and that’s why he fixates on whatever is within easy access and conveniently fits with his age gap narrative.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

So, I've just been lurking here for a while, and nothing has really compelled me to comment on Lucas in a few months (and time difference means that usually one of you guys has said what I want to say before I can say it) but...

Lucas finishing his video by saying he wouldn't want four girlfriend, ending with 'nah, I'm a one woman man' really got inside my head. That is like me saying 'nah, I don't want four gold bars, I'm a one gold bar kinda guy.' Like, yes I would love to have a single gold bar, and that would probably be sufficient to make me happy, but I'm not going to get one anyway so it doesn't matter how many I want.

I know it's old news, but I'm honestly just constantly amazed by how Pucas' ability to turn down the imaginary offers of something he's just not going to get.

ETA: Youtube must think I'm just as bipolar as he is, given that I thumbs down all his videos, but still end up watching every one.

 

[Wernology]

In his video "Crap in a Bag" it shows part of his room. His bed is up against a wall, he's laying on his stomach and a closet behind. It does not fit any of the room floor layouts shown in the link.

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It looks a lot like the one and two bedroom layouts.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas moooing about how he is mature and a silverback. I like in his latest video he said it is okay to date autistic people. Do tell, Lucas. He is such a low status male. I would love to kick sand in his face.

He gets so fixated on these Spokane businesses. Now Bistango is the greatest place on earth. The center of the age gap scene. But he is too much of a coward to wander in there. I am guessing there is no age gap scene at all in Bistango or the rest of Post street, for that matter. Just Lucas and his delusions.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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My favorite part about these claims is if you tell him, "evidence or fuck off", if he responds, it's some variant of "I don't have to prove anything to you!"

I also like his newest trend of implying that, at some point, I was asking/begging him to 'show me kindness'. Makes me wonder what kind of conversations he has with me in his head.

Lucas sure likes saying "bitch" doesn't he? It's like his favorite insult.

He says bitch more than Freddy Krueger.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Stop Lying About Ratchet Males

Archive (1080p):

Spoiler: One Woman Man

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Spoiler: N One Asks For Bipolar

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[Vi0l3t]

In his video "Crap in a Bag" it shows part of his room. His bed is up against a wall, he's laying on his stomach and a closet behind. It does not fit any of the room floor layouts shown in the link.

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I bet he has a 2 bedroom and is forced to share with someone. That's why hes never there. When he has places hes usually there 90% of the time. Why would he not now? Why be outside eating canned chowder instead of at home making gourmet cheesy cucumber? Probably roomed him with someone very difficult to find a roommate for.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

One more thing that drives me a little crazy is why does Lucas fixate on a Martini lounge instead of trying to lurk board game cafes. I’m sure Spokane has a few of those establishments they are pretty trendy. I’m just guessing there aren’t any in his vicinity and that’s why he fixates on whatever is within easy access and conveniently fits with his age gap narrative.

There's a laundry list of cafes and coffee places in downtown Spokane. I'm surprised Lucas never mentions them, I'm sure at least one of them would fit his requirements of virtue signaling leftist retards into board games. There's also a Gamers Arcade Bar that specializes in old school stuff that seems like Lucas' thing.

 

[WonderWino]

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My favorite part about these claims is if you tell him, "evidence or fuck off", if he responds, it's some variant of "I don't have to prove anything to you!"

I also like his newest trend of implying that, at some point, I was asking/begging him to 'show me kindness'. Makes me wonder what kind of conversations he has with me in his head.

Twist ending: lucas doesn't read the comments, the voices on the wind do and whisper whats said in them to him. Aside from projecting like a loon, lucas is literally implying that he talked to his parents and his parents agree that you're a liar and an asshole. Wouldn't surprise me if its myrna hes talking to and shes telling him to disregard whatever is in the videos that get reposted cause 'its some asshole on the internet trying to fuck with you! hes the liar! you're my perfect angel and nothing is your fault!' it would explain alot about why he does that and certainly sounds like something myrna would do

He has a place to live now but still looks like he had a rough night under a bridge.
He's at the TEC-Bryant front entry way. In my neck of the woods a week or so before the start of the school year the teachers show up to set up their rooms. Other staff to get everything ready. So is he there with school staff around?

'Ree! Other men bad! With them its never about her mind or her personality! Its just about the baseball caps!'

....Says the guy who talks about women in terms of their wombs and breeding potential, and can't shut up about why underage girls should want his sperm

Also, holy fuck, that tirade he went on about 'emo chicks' was....interesting to say the least. fyi the fiance he scared shitless to the point she quit school and left the country is very much one of those 'emo chicks' hes talking about. No red flags in that statement at all, he totally doesn't deliberately target those types at all

 

[mothman96]

It looks a lot like the one and two bedroom layouts.

I bet he has a 2 bedroom and is forced to share with someone. That's why hes never there. When he has places hes usually there 90% of the time. Why would he not now? Why be outside eating canned chowder instead of at home making gourmet cheesy cucumber? Probably roomed him with someone very difficult to find a roommate for.

Considering he was complaining about his roommate's TV and he was going to tell the staff , I don't think he has his own bedroom. I'd say the room he is in is 2 beds, 2 chest of drawers, 2 closets may have its own bathroom.
From the link the parent company owns 4 facilities. It looks to me the company took the floor plans from 1 facility and applied them to the rest.

ETA:
In his video "No One Asks For Bipolar" he's still at TEC-Bryant but moved away from the front entryway. It does look like staff is showing up. There is a vehicle parked behind him.