Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Lucas looks just like fed smoker in his recent videos. I think fed smoker has a kiwi thread but he died last year at some point. It would be amazing if Lucas turned into him, that guys videos are unbelievable

Do not disgrace the memory of Lord Herk with comparisons to this unwashed pretender. Lucas can barely handle his own imagined lunacy, to say nothing of the Daedric energies Herk channeled day in and day out. You cannot allow a baby-raper like Pucas to issue The Stamp!

 

[gasman]

You simply must go into detail. These "in the wild" sightings of Lucas are absolutely the things we live for, and this one sounds delicious, because it confirms everything I've suspected about Lucas's incorrect usage of Big technical language.

What did he smell like? What was he buying, if you remember? How close were you, that you could hear the conversation?

I don't remember what he was buying but he smelt like a mix of a car with a faulty catalytic converter and rotten flesh. He sounded a bit tipsy and was wearing a wifebeater & some sweats, stained of course. Very ratty hair. The woman he was talking to was around 5 ft, asian, either a very young looking 20 something or someone in their late teen years and looked terrified. I was right in front of the woman and he was behind her so I could hear him pretty well, although I have forgot most of the conversation. From what I do remember, most of it was him tin foil hat sperging while drunk off his ass. Lucas just has this ... off putting quality to him that's very difficult to describe, only way I can describe it is that one rapey uncle at the family 4th of july celebration.
This was at the east sprague walmart back in fall 2019

 

[mothman96]

Prior I thought his $744 rent was going to be due at the beginning of the month to coincide with when he receives his SSI check. Now I'm thinking he used 744 from his savings to pay Aug 26 - Sept 25. He'll use the remaining $646 savings + $88 from his Sept check to pay for the next month due on Sept 26. Deducting the 88 he's going to need for rent + the $50 for his phone service will leave him with $657 this month. If he doesn't blow it all this month, he can have spending money for several months. Starting with his Oct check forward his whole check is going to be used up by rent and phone service.

 

[IceQueen]

I can’t believe this fucking Mongoloid really just said “you ever wonder why as a young woman you feel so at ease around older men” — newsflash dipshit, young women do NOT, on any grand scale, feel comfortable around old men. Y’all are the group of people that make us most UNcomfortable.

 

[Twrx]

Probably a loggy, but I kinda hope there is a God, so when he dies in the next 2-3 years, that he stands before god and is sent straight to hell.

 

[mothman96]

Probably a loggy, but I kinda hope there is a God, so when he dies in the next 2-3 years, that he stands before god and is sent straight to hell.

Lucas once said if there is a God when he dies he's going to punch God in the face.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas once said if there is a God when he dies he's going to punch God in the face.

Silly fuck can’t even say “Hi I’m Lucas” to a teen girl in a community college lounge area.

I’d like to see him scream at the Deity to stop hoarding all the women.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas once said if there is a God when he dies he's going to punch God in the face.

Who said he's going to Heaven?

I see him eternally pushing a Cocktail Pep up a hill with his nose... while the Devil and the Voices on the Wind continuously laugh.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Probably a loggy, but I kinda hope there is a God, so when he dies in the next 2-3 years, that he stands before god and is sent straight to hell.

I have to know which layer of hell does Lucas belong for 7 deadly sins

 

[gasman]

There's a laundry list of cafes and coffee places in downtown Spokane. I'm surprised Lucas never mentions them, I'm sure at least one of them would fit his requirements of virtue signaling leftist retards into board games. There's also a Gamers Arcade Bar that specializes in old school stuff that seems like Lucas' thing.

On the more north end of town there are a few gaming ,comic and d&d places that are quite popular too so there is no lack of places for him to go.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The meds are wearing off... at this rate he has less than a week until Chimpfest

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What's this bullshit he's spewing now about how he's seeing hot zoomer chicks dating literal retards and people with down syndrome?

Lucas jumps back and forth between insane optimism and less-insane (albeit still insane) pessimistic rage.

He will post a video about how he found the bars with the "age gap dating scene" then the next day post a video raging about how no chick will date him because they are all agephobic bigots.
He will talk about how Gen-Z is all #BLM #ACAB #Bernie2020 Socialists, then go on an angry rant about how they are all racist bigot Christian republicans who wont date him because he's old, poor, and socialist; then within hours jump right back to how they are all hip woke socialists who understand the plight of the poor or whatever.
He will alternate between two dire opposite versions of reality (both technically fantasies, though the one where no one will date him is much closer to reality).

Note that this is different from Lucas just being a hypocrite, as he is also known to be.

 

[mothman96]

In the fresh out of the nuthouse interview with the OutCastOwls Lucas said he is "temporarily" banned from HOC. We knew he was banned so it looks like he was still banned when he was released from the loony bin the 1st time (unless he hasn't checked if he's still banned). I wonder if when he can get back in HOC he'll do it. He gets a bed, meals at no cost, leaving his check for spending.

ETA:
1st video today:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas, you wore baseball caps before. We've seen it in your videos.

You didn't have any more luck with the ladies when wearing them, now did you?

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (1080p):

 

[Da Dude123]

We all know that instead of a baseball cap, Lucas should be wearing a fedora.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Archive (1080p):
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Looks like we're adding some visual hallucinations, along with the auditory ones?

It's always tough to tell where his gross generalizations stop, ie: all women date guys with baseball caps, and where his insane hallucinations start. He speaks almost exclusively in hyperbole, and only relates to people insofar as he can identify them as part of a category.

It's going to get to the point, in a few years, where Lucas's conversation will be understandable only to people who followed the trail of his insanity for many years, because what he discusses that he sees in the real world will be so far removed from what's actually occurring in reality.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas, bring back this stylish hat. We all miss it.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas, bring back this stylish hat. We all miss it.

Those moobs at the beginning.....Horrifying.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

My Game Prototyping Kit

youtu.be

All about his board game prototyping kit.

Lucas seems very anxious to connect himself with the intelligence he attributes to his family, both his real parents and stepparents, and also to suggest that he's part of a family of fanatical board game enthusiasts, who each have their own personal favorite game that they're incredibly skilled at.

Translating from Wernish to English, I would imagine that his parents play board games on the rare occasion, but are not "proud of their son", as Lucas phrases it, for spending all of his money on plastic trinkets.

Also:. He seems to have spent the money that he claimed to be saving to get an ID on a new board game, which he will never play, and likely not even unwrap. As @wenttobermuda said, Lucas always has to have self-made obstacles in front of himself, to prevent him from entering into the situation which causes him anxiety, in this case, actually having to interact with women in a bar, and possibly consider the reality that his inability to get dates is not due to any "cockblocking", but due his own failings. It is a guarantee that if he does get back in a bar, we will hear the discussion of cockblocking enter into his daily rants once again.