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he said he'd carry no matter what, and have a knife in his sock. i don't have an ai that can make that, so have a gundog instead
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he said he'd carry no matter what, and have a knife in his sock. i don't have an ai that can make that, so have a gundog instead
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aww shit sent a superchat before realizing it was 'offline' in the donationsalert link, well no biggie its a dollar anyways
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He might not have gotten an actual vasectomy, but he himself is vasectomy enough that Anisa or any woman won't touch him in any sexual context.
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Weeb Slinger
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When your leave your present digs, you should fill your pockets with soil, in the manner of Count Dracula, and take your carrots and garlic with you. Otherwise, who can say what degenerate sexual purposes these vegetables will be put towards by your successor tenant.
My great grandparent's rhubarb plant was transplanted from their garden after they died. Its offspring have since moved between my parent's last three homes. I use the fruit to make cordial in the summer. It is a source of mild distress that I don't have a garden and will be unable to carry on the lineage.
The caterpillar who, through a combination of diligent hard work and talent, has inched its way into the position of director of strategy at Credit Suisse should spark a wider debate concerning whether M2F transexuals represent the larval form of some hitherto unknown species.
For example, the wretched individual who cries himself to sleep every night bares a striking resemblance, in terms of personality, to the Screamapillar (from The Simpson's episode 'The Frying Game') which screams itself to sleep, is sexually attracted to fire, and will die without constant reassurance. Allowing it to die is a Federal offence under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994.
How long will it be until we see the return of that 80s movie trope, where high-powered businessmen in legal trouble are charged with coaching little league teams? Only this time around it will be Internet trolls being forced to babysit suicidal trannies.
That the merest mention of Tekashi 6ix 9ine is enough to make an experienced MC like Null lose his flow, establishes the jail house snitch as a true enemy of hip-hop which is the lifeblood and beating heart of these forums.
My great grandparent's rhubarb plant was transplanted from their garden after they died. Its offspring have since moved between my parent's last three homes. I use the fruit to make cordial in the summer. It is a source of mild distress that I don't have a garden and will be unable to carry on the lineage.
The caterpillar who, through a combination of diligent hard work and talent, has inched its way into the position of director of strategy at Credit Suisse should spark a wider debate concerning whether M2F transexuals represent the larval form of some hitherto unknown species.
For example, the wretched individual who cries himself to sleep every night bares a striking resemblance, in terms of personality, to the Screamapillar (from The Simpson's episode 'The Frying Game') which screams itself to sleep, is sexually attracted to fire, and will die without constant reassurance. Allowing it to die is a Federal offence under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994.
How long will it be until we see the return of that 80s movie trope, where high-powered businessmen in legal trouble are charged with coaching little league teams? Only this time around it will be Internet trolls being forced to babysit suicidal trannies.
That the merest mention of Tekashi 6ix 9ine is enough to make an experienced MC like Null lose his flow, establishes the jail house snitch as a true enemy of hip-hop which is the lifeblood and beating heart of these forums.
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Hey jersh on the supper chat about you being a v tuber. I can see a rigged up slobber mut....but what does slobber mutt say
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Well if he was a vtuber he would be required to talk like a child to jerk off pedophiles.
UWUUU chyat!!! Awe you feeling kawaii today? NO IM NOT GONNA POST MY FEET CHAT! BAKA BAKA! I was having some twech issue wissues cause I am a dummy wummy aways bweaking stuff... NO IM NOT GOING TO BE IN LESBIANS WITH PIPPA! S-s-t-op embawwassing me I will bwush and fweel all awkward uwu kawaiidesuneeeeeeeeee!!!! Anyways.. today we will be tawking about wat color pantsuuu I will be wearing this week... supachat fwom loliraper9000 says bwue pwantsu fow mwonday?! so kawaii!!!
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Jersh as a fellow botanical enthusiast, I must point you in the direction of guaranteed success. Use bulbs as opposed to seeds to grow your flowers, unless destroyed by vermin like fucking squirrels they have a 100% success rate to grow full and healthy. My best suggestion is Brecks - https://www.brecks.com/category/Summer_Flower_Bulbs - they will send the bulbs at the ideal time to plant and have all the necessary instructions with each type of bulb in packaging. I'm not gay but plant ~1,000 new tulips each year, some only bloom 2-3 years and some are potentially permanent, last year's yield probably breached the 10k mark. If Brecks doesn't deliver to your country residence, search for other bulb vendors, trust me bulbs are the foolproof path to botanical supremacy.
Praise the Urverlord, you are a true legend for free speech and the preservation of the Internet, and you will be revered for the trials and tribulations endured in due time.
Sneed 3:16 "Troonism shall fall into obscurity just as surely as their ax wounds shall fester, thou shall reap what they Sneed."
Praise the Urverlord, you are a true legend for free speech and the preservation of the Internet, and you will be revered for the trials and tribulations endured in due time.
Sneed 3:16 "Troonism shall fall into obscurity just as surely as their ax wounds shall fester, thou shall reap what they Sneed."
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I wanna learn how to grow from seeds so I can survive the apocolypse
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The answer is clearly to send it to Josh.
Taking cuttings is how you survive the apocalypse.
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Fair enough. You can recover bulbs from established flowers too on your own in post societal collapse, just sayin'. The Dutch aren't Frankenstein'n the bulbs from an amalgamation of plants. Bulbs are nice for just plant and forget, they'll pop up months later down the line. And ladybugs are the best solution to aphids other than the Damascus earth stuff. Good luck with the yield bro
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On today's stream someone suggested making Kiwifarms trading cards. The cards should be like Garbage Pail Kids featuring particular lolcows.
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Here’s the predator video featuring Asian methhead and unhinged predator catcher
Notable quotes
The predator catcher is retarded and unhinged and the pedo is crazy and methy. But I can’t say that I didn’t laugh my ass off when the Asian crashed his car.
Most people in the comments are saying the catch was horrible
And not surprisingly, the predator catcher’s original channel was terminated
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The predator catcher is retarded and unhinged and the pedo is crazy and methy. But I can’t say that I didn’t laugh my ass off when the Asian crashed his car.
Most people in the comments are saying the catch was horrible
And not surprisingly, the predator catcher’s original channel was terminated
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Pick varieties which are suitable for your climate and the amount of space you have available.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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A .22 is just going to piss off a 6'4" man in a dress, a .44 will castle doctrine one.