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I would love it if someone who really knew editing could help butcher the long form videos into previews to filter through to other platforms, both for YT and IG/TT.
The main hurdle that I see is how the video dimensions need to be adjusted. You currently have a normal widescreen setup, and Youtube, Instagram, and TikTok require a phone screen's dimensions: vertical.

I recall another user doing this and showing you, however the placement of the stream left a lot of empty black space in the upper and lower area of the phone screens. It was a bit hard to see the focus of the video.

I would suggest to anyone who would like to attempt this to be calculated with how you center the stream. You are going to have to omit parts of the stream view in order to create effective viral videos.
 
The main hurdle that I see is how the video dimensions need to be adjusted. You currently have a normal widescreen setup, and Youtube, Instagram, and TikTok require a phone screen's dimensions: vertical.
Yes, I would need someone actually willing to go through the stream and cut it down. For YouTube, I imagine this would be about 20~30 minutes of safe-but-funny and for TikTok you're talking taking soundbites less than 120 seconds out and manually editing them so that either the content is showing or the chat is showing. It would take work. It's not as simple as just mindlessly reuploading or cutting. If it was just that, I'd do it myself.
 
The main hurdle that I see is how the video dimensions need to be adjusted. You currently have a normal widescreen setup, and Youtube, Instagram, and TikTok require a phone screen's dimensions: vertical.

I recall another user doing this and showing you, however the placement of the stream left a lot of empty black space in the upper and lower area of the phone screens. It was a bit hard to see the focus of the video.
This is easy to address. Either generate a whole new visual component to accompany Null's commentary, or do it Nintendo DS mode where the top half uses a crop of the stream and the bottom uses a crop of the stream's subject.

Whoever takes the gig could use the Kino Casino format for Youtube highlight clips. Edit out any naughty words or visuals, cut it to a 15 or so minute section, put a lil preview thing in the beginning that entices people to watch to the end, and then a splash screen at the end with a call to action to subscribe or watch more.

Add in all those premade transitions everyone uses and you're golden. I'd take a stab at it, but I know I wouldn't have the time to do it full-time so it'd be kinda pointless.
 
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The main hurdle that I see is how the video dimensions need to be adjusted. You currently have a normal widescreen setup, and Youtube, Instagram, and TikTok require a phone screen's dimensions: vertical.

I recall another user doing this and showing you, however the placement of the stream left a lot of empty black space in the upper and lower area of the phone screens. It was a bit hard to see the focus of the video.

I would suggest to anyone who would like to attempt this to be calculated with how you center the stream. You are going to have to omit parts of the stream view in order to create effective viral videos.
Main problem is there is not enough visuals noise for the Zoomer brain. JERSH does a great job explaining what is on screen, but it doesn't POP like a normal YouTube video.
 
Yes, I would need someone actually willing to go through the stream and cut it down. For YouTube, I imagine this would be about 20~30 minutes of safe-but-funny and for TikTok you're talking taking soundbites less than 120 seconds out and manually editing them so that either the content is showing or the chat is showing. It would take work. It's not as simple as just mindlessly reuploading or cutting. If it was just that, I'd do it myself.
If Elissa clips has been doing this kind of thing for her channel, it may be worth hiring her to do clips for yours and split the profit
 
Gorilla feed is expensive but it's only €20/kg and since European money is fake, it's essentially free. Mix that with some water and raw squirrel feed and you have super gorilla macros and calories with a fraction of the cost of "people" food. It's just simple math
I always liked Calf-Manna growing up, $1/lb. Designed as a supplement though, not as a primary source.
 
I would love it if someone who really knew editing could help butcher the long form videos into previews to filter through to other platforms, both for YT and IG/TT.
I'm actually a decent hobbyist editor and I've been actively bookmarking segments from your streams for clips.

Also, if I did make some clips would you want to upload the clips yourself or would you rather that someone else manage the clip accounts?
 
If Elissa clips has been doing this kind of thing for her channel, it may be worth hiring her to do clips for yours and split the profit
The vast majority of her clips are just excerpts from other streams with no additional editing. At that point, Null would be better off doing it himself and keeping all the cash because inserting in and out points in Adobe Premiere Pro and rendering the file is mindless and stupidly fast.

Not to mention that wouldn't work at all for Instagram or TikTok.
 
Yes, I would need someone actually willing to go through the stream and cut it down. For YouTube, I imagine this would be about 20~30 minutes of safe-but-funny and for TikTok you're talking taking soundbites less than 120 seconds out and manually editing them so that either the content is showing or the chat is showing. It would take work. It's not as simple as just mindlessly reuploading or cutting. If it was just that, I'd do it myself.
We are in wholehearted agreement there. I certainly agree that there are moments that are easily adjusted into clips as short as 10 seconds, but they will require jumping from the MATI hamster (probably the best way to market the stream because it is really fucking well-designed and marketable to new audiences), the stream content (the core of the snipped video), and then either maybe back to the MATI hamster or CHEEYAT as Null, you, cap off your reaction to said content.

I am trying to think of a good MATI moment that would do well here (not the Rekieta thing, please), but I am drawing a blank. Maybe one of the wild viral videos that you react to in news segments?

ooooooooooo maybe the Fritz the cat reaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But there is no MATI ham during that segment.
 
We are in wholehearted agreement there. I certainly agree that there are moments that are easily adjusted into clips as short as 10 seconds, but they will require jumping from the MATI hamster (probably the best way to market the stream because it is really fucking well-designed and marketable to new audiences), the stream content (the core of the snipped video), and then either maybe back to the MATI hamster or CHEEYAT as Null, you, cap off your reaction to said content.

I am trying to think of a good MATI moment that would do well here (not the Rekieta thing, please), but I am drawing a blank. Maybe one of the wild viral videos that you react to in news segments?
MATI

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Pls post proof of gorilla and squirrel feed in your posession.
It's a /fit/ meme.
Nah nigga, it's as real as it gets
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I would love it if someone who really knew editing could help butcher the long form videos into previews to filter through to other platforms, both for YT and IG/TT.
Anything in particular? Just general safe-but-funny whatever? I certainly have the means to help but I am short on time to do it. But I can definitely do something for you!
Give me a stream in particular to start with!

Is 720p video acceptable?
 
Anything in particular? Just general safe-but-funny whatever? I certainly have the means to help but I am short on time to do it. But I can definitely do something for you!
Give me a stream in particular to start with!

Is 720p video acceptable?
It will be helpful to keep in mind how Youtube, Tiktok, whatever video platform will automatically detect and censor content. There's no point in uploading something that won't get very far in the algorithm.

t. every single youtube comment I make is automatically hidden because my username contains "Sucks" in it. (:_(
 
The vast majority of her clips are just excerpts from other streams with no additional editing. At that point, Null would be better off doing it himself and keeping all the cash because inserting in and out points in Adobe Premiere Pro and rendering the file is mindless and stupidly fast.

Not to mention that wouldn't work at all for Instagram or TikTok.
Yeah I think the way she does clips now is more for archival of eventful content, but she is almost definitely better at using content editing software than I am and she has an apparent interest in the subject matter so if someone like her has the ability to do more hands on editing of MATI, then I think a share in the profits is worth the effort
 
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Just finished the latest VOD.

Null is 1000% right about the issue with women. I consider myself to be a white nationalist. What right wing white woman (they exist, I know them) would ever want to spend time with freaks that hate their fucking guts? You want to make more white babies but you hate the women that can make them? Wow cool story bro let me know how that works for you bro.

You know, I despise Destiny. But he's an excellent filter for retarded right wingers. He was pitted against some "far right" bros and straight up asked them "your daughter marries a man, he hits her, what do you do?" These faggots proceed to say "Well we'd have to talk about that. Maybe take it to the church." He then asks them "OK, what if your wife cheats on you?" They then hee and haw and bullshit about how "ok well thats different that breaks the sanctity of marriage blah blah blah."

If that is you, you are a stupid faggot and I HATE that as a white nationalist I have to share a label with you. Your ideology is fucking retarded and worse, IT'S NOT EVEN PRACTICAL. Women will never and should never agree to this, so your idea will never fucking happen. You've created a dead end from the start and you'll kick and scream about how you know the solution but no one cares. You don't actually know the solution, you creates a dead end ideology so that it will never happen so you can complain forever instead of actually accomplishing anything.

For those making religious arguments you're no different than the retarded boomers that drove millennials out of Christianity and set the ground work for gay and trans pastors. Fuck you. God would never want one of his daughters to be beaten for the rest of her life because her loving husband turned into a drunk.

Go find good women, be loving husbands, and make white babies. Remember that since a woman's "market value" is high now and men's os high later, she is making an investment in the man she picks, so be a man worth investing in.

P.S, fuck known homosexual Nick Fuentes.
 
Latest VOD was excellent listening on my roadtrip. That said, Null and the rest of you VPNtards can cope and sneed, I'll keep blocking your IPs on my sites. 99% of my problem traffic comes from VPNs and I'm to lazy to moderate. Your other option is I use some 1984 Microsoft aws Rekkkognition panopticon mossad spyware communist gangster computer god to scan everything you do.
 
In your experience, are MREs good for the cost? I hear different things.
It 100% comes down to which ones you get. There's a bean chili one that's more delicious than what makes sense that I'll shill for without hesitation. There's a spaghetti one that sucks on its own and then one other tomato sauce one that also sucks on its own, but they're really good if you mix them together. A lot of MRE entrees are okayish, and there are a bunch that I hate, but different people will have different takes on them, especially with different food standards thresholds.

I unironically recommend Steve1989MREinfo on Youtube to get a better idea; just be mindful of picking out videos for MREs that are in current use, because he will review any MRE from any nation, any year, any special supply requirement (cold/tropical/emergency/patrol). He's the Bob Ross of MREs if Bob Ross was a gym bro and occasionally subjected himself to horror food like the vomlett and current Chinese rations for our amusement. No joke, the in-date Chinese pork chow mein almost killed him.

As for the cost, it depends on what you can get, on top of when and where you get it. It also depends on how much you enjoy them (taste and funsies) and how much you value having emergency supplies on hand. The cost alone does prevent me from recommending them as a total diet replacement for an already shittier diet, though. Last I checked, they were $12 per complete unit pack with entree, FRH, drink mixes, sides, sweets and condiments. If you have any military connections, you might be able to get a deal on a number of different types of boxes.

I don't know if they've changed this aspect of them but they're not really good for your digestion to subsist on for a long period of time.
That's part of my plan, seeing as how he's become incapable of solid shits. Maybe it'll even out into something in the middle. If not, MREs do come with maltitol gum that will get things moving.
 
Latest VOD was excellent listening on my roadtrip. That said, Null and the rest of you VPNtards can cope and sneed, I'll keep blocking your IPs on my sites. 99% of my problem traffic comes from VPNs and I'm to lazy to moderate. Your other option is I use some 1984 Microsoft aws Rekkkognition panopticon mossad spyware communist gangster computer god to scan everything you do.
Kill yourself
 
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