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You don't even need to see the picture. All you need to see is this:
If a guy presents himself as this "uwu harmless funny cartoon character" version of himself, you just know he has skeletons in his closet.
"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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If a guy presents himself as this "uwu harmless funny cartoon character" version of himself, you just know he has skeletons in his closet.
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I thought it was low effort, no need for a set. You can make video like that in your mother basement all day long.
You know I liked cartoons, I would watch them with my nephews and shit.
But I can think no greater hell than pumping out review videos for you tube cash, or clout in the cartoon revier community. I dont care how many parasocial s it gets you.
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Having quite literally worked extensively in the most pozzed sector on the planet
1. Consent Forms are valid from the moment they are signed until the moment the relationship is terminated (this has its own form)
2. Consent Forms provide no protection to either signee and are purely to release the company from any liability that may occur due to sexual power dynamics in the work place.
Another fun fact is that HR 100% uses them to gossip because we submitted like 6 to prank a dude and instead of getting laughed at someone started a rumor he was cheating but nobody knew on who.
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He can do the same thing just showing clips, without his avatar jumping all over the screen in different poses. It's even less effort.
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look all I know about gooner cartoons is the 90s classic sailor moon and the seven dragon balls.
oh that movie heavy metal
which can best be summed up by the south parks guys as a great film provided your 14 and its 1980.
It has boobs!!!
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He got one lick of questionable consent groupie coochie and decided 2D of any make or model was far more preferable.
Edit:
Gayberspork's "responce" for those of us not watching his thread.
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And a really fuckin good soundtrack. And call me a heathen, but I even liked the sequal. Michael Ironside was great, and Billy Idol was great. And the soundtrack was pretty decent, too. Well, mostly. I can do without ICP in any form. And I'm a sucker for hard scifi fantasy.
Now, I'll excuse myself to put on giant headphones and listen to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer - Tarkus.
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Can we get MATI-themed consent forms for the next merch run? Maybe with a slobbermutt with a rose in his teeth?
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It's spelled correctly for you three times in the thing you're replying to
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It's a KingCobraJFS thing. Sorry for any confusion, 'toobs. Also: fuck rape.It's spelled correctly for you three times in the thing you're replying to
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I sometimes imagine a pickup artist dude-bro thinking 'manufacturing consent' is damn good seduction tactic—and buying the Noam Chomsky book.
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Mutual Consent & Degeneracy Agreement Form
(v69.0 – For Use by Internet-Poisoned Adults Only)
SECTION I: PARTICIPANT IDENTIFICATION
- Name (Legal or Discord Username): ______________________
- Preferred Pronouns (or just send emoji): ________________
- Vtuber Oshi (Top Waifu/Husbando): _____________________
- Goon Cave Cleaned (Y/N): ☐ Yes ☐ No ☐ Is that a requirement?
SECTION II: MUTUAL CONSENT TO INTERACT
By signing this document, both parties agree that:
- We are engaging in this act willfully, without coercion, peer pressure, or parasocial manipulation by anime PNGs.
- Both parties understand that touching another human being is not the same as double-clicking a model in Blender.
- No one will pretend they "accidentally fell" onto anyone else.
- We are not related by blood, Discord server ownership, or mod status.
SECTION III: KINK DISCLOSURE ZONE
Please indicate any absurd internet behaviors that may or may not be involved:
☐ Moaning like a vtuber after a $3 Superchat
☐ Saying “Let’s GOOOO” unironically
☐ Using meme sounds mid-intimacy (e.g., “bruh,” “skibidi,” etc.)
☐ Gooning for over 8 hours and forgetting what reality is
☐ Shouting “For Legal Reasons, That Was A Joke” at climax
SECTION IV: CANCEL INSURANCE
The parties agree to:
- Not post screenshots out of context unless it’s really funny.
- Not invoke the term "grooming" unless an actual crime occurred.
- Not "MeToo" each other unless we actually crossed a boundary.
- In the event of future drama, both parties may say,
“It was cringe, but we were both down bad.”
SECTION V: MEDIA WAIVER
☐ I consent to being seen naked, but not on TikTok
☐ No recording unless it's saved in a folder titled “Taxes 2024”
☐ No AI deepfakes unless I look hot in them
🖊 SECTION VI: SIGNATURES
Signature of Participant A: ______________________
Signature of Participant B: ______________________
Date: ____ / ____ / 20____
Optional Verification Phrase: “I solemnly swear I won’t tweet about this.”
Addendum I have 2FA for my online accounts any leaks are not the results of hackers!
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How about we, as men, just stop trying to bone random girls at cons?
It has literally never worked out, stop it.
It has literally never worked out, stop it.
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is that not the entire reason for cons to exist
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So it's like the Super Bowl?
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NO!!!!!
Heavy Metal has boobs AND a bitchin’ soundtrack!!!!
Also the two best segments don’t have tits in it.
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You don't hear about it when it does work out.