Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Will you represent my south parts?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

You can't be unsettling without having a load of Terror in the mix, if you catch my drift.

 

[MalWart]

Can I act on your chair, man?

 

[Hummingbird]

If I sat on your face, could that mustache give me a ride?

 

[ActualKiwi]

You look hot...but I'm sure we can make it hotter in here.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I can make something else of yours that's small and useless stick up.

 

[Hummingbird]

Wanna know where else I can put that bottle?

 

[MalWart]

You'll see something truly problematic in my pants.

 

[Pina Colada]

I know a place "down south" where you can get all the discounts you want.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'll make your Quat Kum.

 

[Wildchild]

I like spinning! Your avatar is a spinning potato!

 

[Ntwadumela]

Hi! I have a major crush on Wildchild.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

eyy bb let's jihad

 

[Wildchild]

I like food and I think food is yummy. I like candy.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'll make all of your personalities go wild..

 

[Pandas Galore]

Hon you're almost as hot as Auckland.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I want to be the Prude King to your Prude Queen

 

[Picklechu]

I'm going to roll my tank right over your border.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Dill goes great with cheeseburgers

 

[MalWart]

Can you feel the cum tonight?