Mar-11-23 - Praetor interview

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maguyver16 said:
Chris gets the same satisfaction from shooting a toy gun at a piece of paper, as some lunatic would taking the Ultimate Payback on Society (TM), it all has the same effect and degree on him, as he is too autistic to be aware of/care about how it affects everything outside of himself; it's simply all about if he's gotten rid of his tard rage or not.
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I think it's more that now he believes he has magic god powers and could just remote detonate their brains or do something awful to their OCs.
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
and then build the gun himself. This is typically done with AR-15 style rifles, but there are Glock pistol lowers available as well. This requires some degree of planning and is a little more difficult than building a Lego set
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Oh it'll be a lot more difficult than a Lego set and the consequences for failure is a gun that could potentially blow his hand off. Hopefully Praetor would realize this and keep their cash cow from horribly mutilating himself.
 
Little Pigboy said:
If he does go full asshole mode however, he's going to be harassed a lot worse than he can imagine and its already going to be the worst of his life once he's released, which will just piss the tard off more and he'll fall even further into the 'Pissed off Schitzo Homeless Man' phase that he's slipping ever closer to.
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So basically Tommy Tooter 2.0?
 
Black Yoshi said:
Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and if it's just to get a restraining order Sockness.
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I don't think you realize Chris more than likely doesn't give a fuck about Mary Lee Walsh and Snyder. His brain has been fucked so hard by everything that's happened to him that he's probably not even focused on that.
 
CHANDLEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!
WHY DID YOU PUT THAT WEAPON TOGETHER SO QUICKLY CHANDLER?
Because I'm the electric Pokémon Sonichu and CPU Goddess of the Commodore console
JESUS H. CHRIST THIS IS A NEW CWCVILLE RECORD YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE MESSIAH SOMEDAY
 

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Rigor Meowtis said:
Why tasers? Imagine getting zapped by some retard using one of them.
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I firmly believe that the idea of tasers came from former praetor member and worthless animal abuser Isabella Janke. Bella was obsessed with tasers, we have a video of her tazing herself and she got arrested in New York for carrying one into an airport.

According to testimonies from one of her former friends, she once pulled out a taser at one of the anime watch parties she used to organize at TTU and joked about tasing one of the guys. The guy wouldn't go with it and Bella didn't seem to back down about wanting to tase him, to the point where the guy got violent. That's the length Bella goes to satisfy her tasing fetish.
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Having said that I don't give a shit about what a rapist manchild is going to do with his newfound money, but I really hope that one of the people he sues is Bella Janke, imagine the hilarity when daddy mike janke discovers that her daughter is in legal shit yet again :lit:
 
kidnamedsulfuricacid said:
I don't think you realize Chris more than likely doesn't give a fuck about Mary Lee Walsh and Snyder. His brain has been fucked so hard by everything that's happened to him that he's probably not even focused on that.
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I mean he's still mentioned Megan shockingly recently.

Little Pigboy said:
Would have been funnier if he'd killed himself as she'd planned.
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Hi A-Log
 
Black Yoshi said:
I mean he's still mentioned Megan shockingly recently.
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Yeah, but I still doubt he'd go after her. He'll have more issues once he gets out of prison. I'm hoping for a group home where they can at least monitor his Internet access and get this guy the help he desperately needs. I think after Chris was convinced by some fungal goblin to fuck his mom, he'll probably get treated for his nose-diving grip on reality, all the mental issues that came from the Idea Guys, and finally have more understanding that what he did ruined what little he had.
Little Pigboy said:
Would have been funnier if he'd killed himself as she'd planned.
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I don't think you realize Chris doesn't read this and won't give a fuck if you hate on him. Keep this type of autism to yourself, and just watch this stuff unfold.
 
Assuming Chris is planning to sue; obvious choices aside, I wonder if he has some retarded idea like sueing anyone that wrote fanfiction about him fucking Barb claiming they made him do it because by writing the fanfiction they made it reality, or something equally as dumb
 
Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Or maybe he's not trans and time away from the echo chamber served for deprogramming.
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Possibly.
There's no such thing as "legitimately trans" anyway, they're all fucking nuts, Chris is no more or less trans than any of them. I think you're right though, being in a men's jail surrounded by men who don't play along with his faggotry and cut off from his enablers and various weirdo orbiters he's likely not able to maintain the delusion without positive pozzed reinforcement.
Besides if he's still on his Messiah LARP he's found a new autistic fixation.
If he ever gets out he's likely to have the same energy as those weirdo fucking preachers you find in Central Park bothering the tourists.
 
Little Pigboy said:
Would have been funnier if he'd killed himself as she'd planned.
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The most Chris can do to a person is molest them. He doesn't have the stones to do anything worse than that.
kidnamedsulfuricacid said:
I think after Chris was convinced by some fungal goblin to fuck his mom.
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Not just any fungal goblin. We're talking about a degenerate so foul that she rivals Chris himself.
 
Monuklear said:
I really hope Praetor aren't talking out of their ass on this one. Seeing detrans, bearded Punished Chris go out into the world with a shitton of money, ready to dish out legal revenge on those who wronged him is such an exciting prospect.
And considering he spent time in the looney house, he might be pilled up.

If this is even 50% true, it's going to be glorious

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wouldn’t the debt collectors be able to take a piece of that money though?
 
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