Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?

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Ass Johnson said:
Not convicted. Not sentenced.

Source: likewise SSA Publication 05-10133
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Thanks to you and @Jon Osterman for the correction.

I think it's still possible that due to the notoriety of the case, he came into review which could lead to suspension of benefits, but that's just me wanking off with hypotheticals. It'll be interesting to see how he tries to restart his grift campaign later, because you know he will, tugboat or not. Also will be interesting to see how he'll spend ~2 years of hypothetical tugboat savings, assuming others helped significantly in the bonding process.
 
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Public Service Announcement:

There are not to be any "recon flights" for Chris from the KVAF. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zed. Anything with a motor and a propeller = verboten.​

Not around his old house, Gateway Homes or any OTHER nut farm in the area, not anywhere else in his hometown....AND ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE JAIL.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ people, he's a fat retarded lolcow who couldn't outfight a pregnant ballerina. Not Jack the fucking Ripper's protege or a rogue soldier with BLM connections. There is no need to rile up the locals any further for a 'threat' that could be handled by any healthy adult with access to a baseball bat and a shovel.

If you're that obsessed and devoid of a useful life to wanting eyes on Chris right now, put a trail cam on your fence or apartment window or a tree in your yard. Or just sit your ass on the porch with a good set of binoculars.

EDIT: This includes watercraft! That lake is probably private property, judging from cross reference with Google Maps.
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Public Service Announcement:

There are not to be any "recon flights" for Chris from the KVAF. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zed. Anything with a motor and a propeller = verboten.​

Not around his old house, Gateway Homes or any OTHER nut farm in the area, not anywhere else in his hometown....AND ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE JAIL.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ people, he's a fat retarded lolcow who couldn't outfight a pregnant ballerina. Not Jack the fucking Ripper's protege or a rogue soldier with BLM connections. There is no need to rile up the locals any further for a 'threat' that could be handled by any healthy adult with access to a baseball bat and a shovel.

If you're that obsessed and devoid of a useful life to wanting eyes on Chris right now, put a trail cam on your fence or apartment window or a tree in your yard. Or just sit your ass on the porch with a good set of binoculars.
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You underestimate the god that is chris.

Allah and sonichu guides him
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Public Service Announcement:

There are not to be any "recon flights" for Chris from the KVAF. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zed. Anything with a motor and a propeller = verboten.​

Not around his old house, Gateway Homes or any OTHER nut farm in the area, not anywhere else in his hometown....AND ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE JAIL.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ people, he's a fat retarded lolcow who couldn't outfight a pregnant ballerina. Not Jack the fucking Ripper's protege or a rogue soldier with BLM connections. There is no need to rile up the locals any further for a 'threat' that could be handled by any healthy adult with access to a baseball bat and a shovel.

If you're that obsessed and devoid of a useful life to wanting eyes on Chris right now, put a trail cam on your fence or apartment window or a tree in your yard. Or just sit your ass on the porch with a good set of binoculars.
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So what you're saying is as soon as his location is found KF should definitely crowd fund a skywriter to put "CHRIS CHAN IS A MOTHER FUCKER" right above him.
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Public Service Announcement:

There are not to be any "recon flights" for Chris from the KVAF. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zed. Anything with a motor and a propeller = verboten.​

Not around his old house, Gateway Homes or any OTHER nut farm in the area, not anywhere else in his hometown....AND ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE JAIL.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ people, he's a fat retarded lolcow who couldn't outfight a pregnant ballerina. Not Jack the fucking Ripper's protege or a rogue soldier with BLM connections. There is no need to rile up the locals any further for a 'threat' that could be handled by any healthy adult with access to a baseball bat and a shovel.

If you're that obsessed and devoid of a useful life to wanting eyes on Chris right now, put a trail cam on your fence or apartment window or a tree in your yard. Or just sit your ass on the porch with a good set of binoculars.
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ive said this before and ill say it again- chris is a weak man, he eats like a lab rat and his muscles have atrophied beyond belief, an elementary schooler could end him with a particularly bad wet willy
the only reason he managed to diddle barb is because 1. he thought she was into it and 2. she didnt fight back
he is not a threat to a single healthy, ablebodied or mentally coherent human being
 
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