Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?

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Oh fuck, it's been a long while since I've been here.

Ah shit, here we go again. Right when I found peace on this Earth in the process of finding God, hell breaks loose again.
God damn it. Who the fuck would bond out Chris anyways?
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Public Service Announcement:

There are not to be any "recon flights" for Chris from the KVAF. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zed. Anything with a motor and a propeller = verboten.​

Not around his old house, Gateway Homes or any OTHER nut farm in the area, not anywhere else in his hometown....AND ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE JAIL.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ people, he's a fat retarded lolcow who couldn't outfight a pregnant ballerina. Not Jack the fucking Ripper's protege or a rogue soldier with BLM connections. There is no need to rile up the locals any further for a 'threat' that could be handled by any healthy adult with access to a baseball bat and a shovel.

If you're that obsessed and devoid of a useful life to wanting eyes on Chris right now, put a trail cam on your fence or apartment window or a tree in your yard. Or just sit your ass on the porch with a good set of binoculars.
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It would probably also be considered a hate crime..
NO FIGHTING THE SPERGING TROONS
 
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samarinda said:
I think it's still possible
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It is still possible it was suspended on accident because the jail could mess up and say he's been convicted, but if that is the case then all Chris'll need to do is set the record straight and he'll get it back on plus backpay for the time it was wrongfully off. Whether or not Chris himself would know to do this is questionable, but Heilberg's been a damn good lawyer and so he'd most likely help.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
It is still possible it was suspended on accident because the jail could mess up and say he's been convicted, but if that is the case then all Chris'll need to do is set the record straight and he'll get it back on plus backpay for the time it was wrongfully off. Whether or not Chris himself would know to do this is questionable, but Heilberg's been a damn good lawyer and so he'd most likely help.
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That reminds me of what Praetor said, though obviously they can not be trusted to be telling the truth. Regardless, they said that Chris wanted to keep Heilberg on a retainer so he could sue a bunch of people. I wonder if there was any truth to that, because Chris will shout from the high heavens (Facebook post) about how the judgement of Godbear Sonichu whatever is at hand.
 
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Hi Twitter Troons.
 
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Cateloaf said:
Nobody did, he was released on a court order
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*As far as we know currently*
This kinda shit is probably gonna constantly change, although it probably was a court order, we cannot completely rule out a bail, if he didn't bail himself out.
 
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I was expecting him to rot forever or be sent to a loony bin eventually but this was unprecidented. I really didn't expect this.
 
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So an incestuous rapist is back on the loose, this is a one-up on a typical DSP win if he manages to beat the case in a way that keeps him out of jail.
 
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