Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WelperHelper99]

That reminds me of what Praetor said, though obviously they can not be trusted to be telling the truth. Regardless, they said that Chris wanted to keep Heilberg on a retainer so he could sue a bunch of people. I wonder if there was any truth to that, because Chris will shout from the high heavens (Facebook post) about how the judgement of Godbear Sonichu whatever is at hand.

If he was wrongfully held, I would think the sheer length of time he was in jail would make it pretty open and shut. That is if his Facebook posting doesn't fuck it up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Retiree Ravisher of Ruckersville is loose.
Guard the Grandmothers tonight.
Chris Jesus Sonichu Chandler is on his way home.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I'm so confused right now. I have so many questions. Like what the fuck? And how? And why? Why is it suddenly raining fire and brimstone? Are there trumpets playing from sky?

"Why and what the hell?" -Chris in his letter to Null

They had to let him out eventually and he hasn't even been convicted of incest yet.

 

[Neil]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF RUCKERSVILLE: HIDE YOUR ELDERLY MOTHERS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

 

[WiiSports]

I was expecting him to rot forever or be sent to a loony bin eventually but this was unprecidented. I really didn't expect this.

Me too, I expected him to be in jail for at least half a year. If the court actually decided to bond him out i don't get what reasoning they'd have to release a rapist.

 

[BustinBiden]

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Hi Twitter Troons.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Hate to self promote but I just made a quick meme on the situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD4529RE54

Your meme sucks.

 

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

Honestly if something like this can happen. I fully expect at this point for CWC to be cleared of charges at this rate. Truly the darkest timeline.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"It's never too late to rape." -Anonymous

 

[DrNow]

Has anything been confirmed with regards to where he's going? Threads gone from 12 pages to 40 in the time it took me to get home.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

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Y'know, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

 

[TVB]

He's gonna show up back to Ruckersville, but in style of a Saw movie, as if he has a lot of torture devices for jerkops and weens.

 

[BustinBiden]

Has anything been confirmed with regards to where he's going? Threads gone from 12 pages to 40 in the time it took me to get home.

No. You've missed nothing of value.

 

[RodgerDodger]

 

[UncommonParlence]

Oh fuck, it's been a long while since I've been here.

Ah shit, here we go again. Right when I found peace on this Earth in the process of finding God, hell breaks loose again.
God damn it. Who the fuck would bond out Chris anyways?

Barbara? Lol

 

[FamicomGorby]

Has anything been confirmed with regards to where he's going? Threads gone from 12 pages to 40 in the time it took me to get home.

No but it's speculated he's going to a group home. The case was sealed so the information available is limited. We might not hear from Chris for a while since his internet access could be non-existent there.

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

She is Risen!

 

[ten dollars off]

I'm waiting for weens to drive the streets of Charlottesville/Ruckersville looking for him. You know it's going to happen. Key locations like 14 Branchland, the End Games, and the Richmond shops are all key possibilities.

Who wants to start up a Chris Chan walking tour? Kinda like those Hollywood murder scene walks, but all of the historic Chris Chan locations.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Has anything been confirmed with regards to where he's going? Threads gone from 12 pages to 40 in the time it took me to get home.

Not a thing. It's all speculation until confirmed.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Can someone get him a smartphone so he can start posting onto the internet please

Didnt Praetor keep the phone on? 1 804 261 1044 if he did.