Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[draggs]

He’s trending!
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OI M8 YOO GOITTA LOICENSE FOR DAT MERGE

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

More importantly: how long until he regains all the weight he lost in jail?

Less than month.

What income does he have?

He need no income to plunder trashcans. Mmm, half-eaten and rotten chicken, yummy.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

CWCki server is nuked out of orbit for me rn

 

[2LtMashengo]

How long before Virginia declares a state of emergency?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I haven’t been on this part of KF for awhile, but my god. Where the hell is Chris gonna go?

 

[goodmorning]

Ya'll hating on chris chan for getting some pussy

 

[demicolon]

Allegedly thick fog descended upon Ruckersville, air sirens blaring.

 

[Pork Packer]

*chris on his way to tap that bulbous, bloated, bleeding barbussy again*

 

[MG-34]

Who bonded him out?

Turns out the cops locked up the wrong guy and had to let him go. Police are asking the public for information leading to the whereabouts of this individual:

 

[Rungle]

HIDE YOUR MOMMAS
CHRIS IS BACK AND HE IS ON THE ATTACK

 

[Preacher ✝]

I figured out what motivated him to finally get out.

 

[King Kiwi]

The downside: everyone's going to be disappointed when he's got no internet to get on and we don't hear from him again for a long time.

 

[Mr. Bones]

The ride never ends

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just got the news from one of the social groups I'm in. I'm waiting with baited breath for his inevitable, glorious first FB post now that he's free.

There's so much that we need to get his reactions to. They say March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb, but right now it's roaring pretty fuckin' loudly for a lamb.

Ya'll hating on chris chan for getting some pussy

You're not supposed to go back in the way you came out into this world.

 

[Near]

At least he won't have to sit there a few more years until Geno finishes the documentary.

 

[The Ancestor]

Will Ralph finally get his interview and expose Joshua Conner Moon?

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

You're right Agent Johnson, I should go to Washington DC on January 6th to protest the stolen election! Thank you!

 

[Bunny Tracks]

 

[FamicomGorby]

The downside: everyone's going to be disappointed when he's got no internet to get on and we don't hear from him again for a long time.

Even if Chris can't get online, he's not in jail anymore. I'm not familiar with how group homes work, but I'd assume he's able to leave during the day. Plenty of time for him to get together with some ween.

 

[Male Idiot]

Easter came early it seems.

Not as early as he'll come in that barbussy.