Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[garbanzobean]

Pictured: Chris sees pulling up to Sonichu HQ and lays his eyes on the thing he misses most.

 

[cubot]

The "bond" is a coverup he finally broke out using his powers

 

[Shidoen]

So is barb going to go into protected custody?

 

[King George III]

Group home

Is it 100% confirmed that's where he's at? I know there was talk of it last month, but how can anyone be sure that's where he is right now? Thinking about it more, the lack of posts could be from Heilberg wanting Chris to stay of that damned internet to prevent him from saying something stupid and torpedoing the case.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

Pictured: Chris sees pulling up to Sonichu HQ and lays his eyes on the thing he misses most.View attachment 4904029

oh.... oh no....

 

[Fornicario]

Several thoughts. One, Barb had better lock the doors. No man forgets his first true fuckbuddy. Two, Chris needs to tap that money vein and at least pre-pay a year's lease while figuring out how to tongue the court like that Barbussy. He's not long for the free world unless he locks some shit down. Three, Chris needs to find a serious ghostwriter and cash in now, preferably without the Flying Circus of Morons. Four, and most important for anyone who knows, MERCHANDISING! He really can clean up here if he finds a tard wrangler who gives half a fuck about him and he could have his tiny dreams come true. Last, and definitely not least, Chris needs a True and Honest therapist. This being the Merge, we're probably going to get a total shitshow. Either way it should be a lot of fun.

 

[repentance]

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He was transported somewhere when bonded out, he didn't have someone pick him up or leave on his own. Gateway Homes?

The transportation order may have been to bring him to the court. There'd obviously been a hearing set where him being released from custody was a possibility.

 

[But I Digress]

Several thoughts. One, Barb had better lock the doors. No man forgets his first true fuckbuddy. Two, Chris needs to tap that money vein and at least pre-pay a year's lease while figuring out how to tongue the court like that Barbussy. He's not long for the free world unless he locks some shit down. Three, Chris needs to find a serious ghostwriter and cash in now, preferably without the Flying Circus of Morons. Four, and most important for anyone who knows, MERCHANDISING! He really can clean up here is he finds a tard wrangler who gives half a fuck about him and he could have his tiny dreams come true. Last, and definitely not least, Chris needs a True and Honest therapist. This being the Merge, we're probably going to get a total shitshow. Either way it should be a lot of fun.

Well if there's one thing Chris is known for it's making adult plans and following through.

 

[FunPosting101]

All of you pathetic fools, who think that the glorious, rotund, biological sex-defying, Avatar of the Dimensional Merge will be undone by petty and trivial mortal concerns like food, water, air, hygiene, exposure to the elements, sexual consent laws and similar worthless puffery; are about to be shown the sheer glory of a Videogame "Goddess" when "she" is once against powered by The Barbussy. You fools will rue the day I tell you, rue it!

 

[themarchivist2]

Cleaned-up mugshot with no watermark:

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Is it 100% confirmed that's where he's at?

Not at all, and it's probably a good idea to stop referencing it as fact until we know for sure what's going on. It's possible Chris is in a group home, but it's just as possible he was bonded out, transported to the courthouse, then ordered to be released.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The transportation order may have been to bring him to the court. There'd obviously been a hearing set where him being released from custody was a possibility.

There's no need for a transportation order to bring a defendant to/from court. The only other time there's been another transportation order is when he was sent to Western State.

 

[Kung Pow]

 

[Fornicario]

There's no need for a transportation order to bring a defendant to/from court. The only other time there's been another transportation order is when he was sent to Western State.

All I can say is if he had no special conditions placed on his bond, he wouldn't be transported. As a free potato, they'd toss him in a cab at best. The court probably passed bond and told him to move his ass along. His lawyer probably arranged short term accommodation.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's par for the course for Chris. We all know Chris likes to march to the beat of his own drum. The problem is that he was never prepared to face the real world (Borb's mainstreaming didn't count and it was a failure), and Chris is content with living in a make believe world, free of any consequences. If Chris is serious, the only way he can be helped/independent is by sticking to a schedule where he can create and sell his 'art' (and ditch Praetor), not spend anything, and he'll have a happy-ish ending. The way he's going through life now, yes, I agree with you: Chris wouldn't last 5 minutes outside (hell, the stupid motherfucker couldn't last a night in a car because he cared about his comfort too much; the blame goes to Borb on this).

Worst case scenario: unless there's an enabler stupid enough, they may establish another crowdfunding deal for Chris, in which case, he's learned nothing, and go on with wasting his life. Even worse for Chris, there will be people that will take advantage of him, and who knows, they might make him into a drug addict.

Borb and Bob certinly didn't do him any favors. "Mainstreaming" Chris was probably their biggest mistake. You're spot on with your assumption that less scrupulous people might get Chris hooked on drugs. Hopefully there's enough of old Chris deep in there that thinks drugs are icky to stay away from the hard shit. I know the teen troon squad had him smoking weed, but pot's pretty much people catnip if you've got half an ounce of willpower.

 

[Signatus]

Theory: randos posted his bail so they could unalive him.

 

[themarchivist2]

There's no need for a transportation order to bring a defendant to/from court. The only other time there's been another transportation order is when he was sent to Western State.

Demonstrably inaccurate.

Chris seems to have received transportation orders whenever something of substance is actually happening, while he doesn't when there's a continuance.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Consider this: what if Chris is currently heading towards the Yucatán peninsula, his sole objective being to effectuate the merge in the only way possible: an Alastair Crowley-esqe sex magick reunion with the Gunt?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Consider this: what if Chris is currently heading towards the Yucatán peninsula, his sole objective being to effectuate the merge in the only way possible: an Alastair Crowley-esqe sex magick reunion with the Gunt?

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I have been hoping he'd go the opposite way and meet up with Keffals... so he could fuck Keffal's mom first.

 

[BentDuck]

3272023

To the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTER...

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boy oh boy

I guess in a way, this confirms the rumor that they got divorced. Good for Chris, I never really liked Kacey.

 

[Lindy64]

Heilberg wanting Chris to stay of that damned internet to prevent him from saying something stupid

bob's spirit has possessed him from the dead to cut down tbe internet one final time i reckon