Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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So what's the deal here? Does this mean Chris-chan is free now? Does he still have pending charges or a future hearing date?
He's out but court case is still pending. Not long before his release, a non profit was in contact with the court, its called Gateway Homes according to the records. Given Chris' inactivity on the internet, its very likely he is at Gateway Homes or some other group home, where he is not allowed on the internet.
 
Chris-Chan got out of jail
Some faggot covered his bail
Now he can snack
On tasty big macs
How long will he take to fail?
Teenage Dirtbag?
Issue is: how to prove it if both participants refuse to tell anything?

Or one participant tells how he fuck with Magi-Chan and the other particiapant is wise enought to not say a word?

In most of EU we have similar law - son fuckin own mother is a criminal. But it is a big problem how to prove that to send this guy into prison, when both of participants not testify (and this is their right).


Well.. if they will not be able to prove that intercourse took place, how court can prevent this?
Simple: Chris told them everything because he's a fucking retard.
Is this AI-generated?
I got a really brilliant idea on how to mess with Chris and further feed his delusions.
I got a really brilliant idea where you see how many nigger dicks you can fit inside yourself at once.
 
Teenage Dirtbag?

Simple: Chris told them everything because he's a fucking retard.

Is this AI-generated?

I got a really brilliant idea where you see how many nigger dicks you can fit inside yourself at once.
I've never heard of that song. I wrote a limerick.

Another CWC limerick, though out of date:

Chris Chan was an odd duck
In love he just had no luck
Then he tried trooning
But lesbos weren't swooning
So he gave his ol' mum a good fuck
 
"Piedmont House provides a halfway house for nonviolent male felons providing shelter, haven, food, other support services and commonsense counseling in a ninety-day program with an emphasis on finding and maintaining employment"

Good luck and godspeed, they've got their work cut out for them
Raping your geriatric mother is non violent?
 
Simple: Chris told them everything because he's a fucking retard.
And if Barb was repeating 'nothing happened', rape kit didn't proved that semen was from Chrissy court should not convict them (them - if incest isn't forced by one side, both sides are criminals).

This is the problem with consensusal incest in most of EU - you have a event where only two persons was engaded (mostly), both are criminals if it is true, we have no victim and the evidence is hard to get.
 
Huh? What does that have to do with Nazism?
I was more just gaffing about her weird thing about German soldiers and whatnot. There was that screenshot about the BLM riots alleging it was from her but I won't use that without confirmation
 
He's out but court case is still pending. Not long before his release, a non profit was in contact with the court, its called Gateway Homes according to the records. Given Chris' inactivity on the internet, its very likely he is at Gateway Homes or some other group home, where he is not allowed on the internet.
Good. That's where he should've been a long time ago.
 
So what's the deal here? Does this mean Chris-chan is free now? Does he still have pending charges or a future hearing date?
He's out of jail for now, but still has pending charges and a criminal case. He's out on Bond. Not cleared of charges or found innocent. Chances are they finally found a Tard Home willing to try and sit on him, at least until trial. How he does in that environment will probably factor into whether the Autism Deferal of his Criminal Charges is granted.

As we have noted before Chris is one of those special cases that the Justice system is really not good at dealing with anymore. At least not since they shut down all the Lobotomy Vans. The Judge DA and defense attorney may be getting creative in figuring out what the fuck to do with the retarded mother fucker that fucked his mother.

I mean what other options do they actually have?
 
If Chris goes to a group home, he will be allowed online unless court ordered. However, if he doesn’t have his own phone or computer, he’ll rely on the privilege of using the communal ones in the home. I doubt he’ll be seen without a tard wrangler nearby, and usually outings are done in groups with the house residents: grocery shopping, bike riding at the park, the cinema for some capeshit. Solo-outings with a tard wrangler or family member/friend are usually doctor appointments or special occasions/visits. Based off his arrest, I wouldn’t be surprised if they have someone watching him 24/7. Some autists can be left alone for an hour or so at a time before you should check on them. Others, you must keep an eye on them the entire time they’re awake with maybe 10 minute checks while they’re asleep. If he is in a group home, he will have to earn his privileges. No “behaviors” (tard rages), do chores, maintain healthy hygiene, THEN an hour on the computer.

My heart goes out to the employees. It is mentally and physically draining work. Thankless work. The employees are paid the same wages as fast-food employees, and risk being bitten and attacked daily, and with every incident report, the employee must prove they were not neglecting/abusing the resident. Morale is really low in those places.

Was a Tard Wrangler for low to mid-functioning male autists aged late 20s to late 30s—kind of Chris’s demographic. I loved it, and I loved the guys, but as sweet as they could be at their best times, I was terrified of them at their worst. Thankfully none of my residents were mother rapists.

As someone whose worked in group homes for both adults and youth this isn't entirely accurate (at least in Canada in a province I can't dox myself I work as a wildfire fighter for the government). It might differ in the US but if you're in a group home you still have human rights and aren't watched 24/7 without explicit consent from the resident regardless how much of a fuck up they are. They're still embolden to the Canadian Human Rights charter. In Canada he would be able to come and go as he pleases however his bond agreement may differ what he would and wouldn't be able to do. Since he isn't charged yet I'm not sure they can deny him anything. I've worked with a literal pedophile and he still could do as he wanted (accept be around children in public but he still wasn't charged as one as he is high functional autistic he was never charged only a psychiatrist recommendation). Dependent on the level of care they may need more 1 on 1's. You are right about having to 'earn' certain privileges but then again you can't force anyone to do anything.

Chris would absolutely be able to live independent in a group home and wouldn't require much attention from staff. He would absolutely bug the shit out of them though with his narcissism and constant need for attention. Stipulating on his bond agreement he may need to have his internet access watched. I'm not sure how group homes work in Virginia.
 
As someone whose worked in group homes for both adults and youth this isn't entirely accurate (at least in Canada in a province I can't dox myself I work as a wildfire fighter for the government). It might differ in the US but if you're in a group home you still have human rights and aren't watched 24/7 without explicit consent from the resident regardless how much of a fuck up they are.
It honestly depends on the home. Some are given free reign of community and told they just have to be back by a certain time. Some are given free reign of the home itself and just have a lights out time. Some are told they must be out of their rooms during day hours (ususally 9 to 3) and only in communal areas and are only allowed into community for medical appointments and require 1:1 workers if out for them.

Considering his charges he is probably going to be in one that is stricter.
 
Chris would absolutely be able to live independent in a group home and wouldn't require much attention from staff. He would absolutely bug the shit out of them though with his narcissism and constant need for attention. Stipulating on his bond agreement he may need to have his internet access watched. I'm not sure how group homes work in Virginia.
I mean some of Chris's other habits, such as filling the freezer with tupperware tubs full of his semen, might cause issues in the group home environment. Especially if anybody goes looking for the mayonaise.
 
Once again, he hasn't been convicted of anything just yet.
Most homes would still be weary of Chris, that's probably why it took so long for them to find him a bed. He's a delusional possible rapist who has trouble with authority and has an online following of harassers (and it doesn't take a lot of Christorical knowledge to know that), not really a patient homes would be clambering to house.
 
Is this Caden's younger, doucher brother?

How does Chris keep finding these college dropout losers who are living in their reasonably well-off parents' suburban homes?

Also, since we're on the subject, I'm seeing things that are making me contemplate going back to college.


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I don't know, the pictures I've seen of his neighbourhood don't exactly paint it as a particularly nice community. Junk cars on the front lawns etc. As long as Chris is only hurting himself and his family, I doubt they care what he gets up to.
Got a link to/for these pictures? I'm honestly curious what sort of neighborhood he grew up in.
 
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