Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There is no way a mental retard gets the idea of hopping on his mom without some seriously Gothic family shit going on.

Then again, there is the creepy touching and groping and possibilities of sexual assault (Megan) that Chris has been observed or admitted to. And those things have been events Chris claims to have no control over doing. I think from his original confession, he admitted that Barb "made the first move", and to someone like Chris, who concocts his entire world around what he thinks it is, them spooning and Barb brushing her hand across his cock would be enough of an "invitation".

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There is no magic wand to stop people believing in space lizards and tinfoil hat shit.

Torture. Torture someone enough and they will start believing what they need to to make the torture stop. Think of it as a reverse cope. The same way Chris copes by believing shit to make his tortuous existence bearable.

At first they just lie. But if you lie enough, you start to believe your own lies.

 

[AnOminous]

How much, if any, of this story do you people think is true?

I guffaw at your you peopling and award you no points.

At first they just lie. But if you lie enough, you start to believe your own lies.

You can't truly convince someone of a lie unless you can tell it to them while looking them straight in the eyes and, more importantly, believing it yourself.

 

[Bassomatic]

Then again, there is the creepy touching and groping and possibilities of sexual assault (Megan) that Chris has been observed or admitted to. And those things have been events Chris claims to have no control over doing. I think from his original confession, he admitted that Barb "made the first move", and to someone like Chris, who concocts his entire world around what he thinks it is, them spooning and Barb brushing her hand across his cock would be enough of an "invitation".

From the Kathy dates too he was handieys as she put it. Chris just lacks self control, simple as. His entire life is a shining example of a lack of self control.

There was the bed sharing and back in saner days Chris was the one to stop that.. I don't want to go down this rabbit hole but what else are we on the farms for other than to discuss like learned gentleman(and ladies) about who started raping who before the broke duck came out to clear some cobwebs.

 

[AnOminous]

My post about reality sinking in temporarily has been proven wrong in the first page. Just amazing.

I disagree. He's actually realized he's absolutely utterly fucked. That's an improvement from the competency to stand trial perspective.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There is no magic wand to stop people believing in space lizards and tinfoil hat shit.

Maybe at the mental ward Chris has been...

Spoiler

Zapped to the extreme!

 

[RodgerDodger]

There is no way a mental retard gets the idea of hopping on his mom without some seriously Gothic family shit going on.

Have you seen what passes for modern porn? It's wall to wall incest shit! Pornhubs apparent goal is to normalize "keeping it in the family".

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Yes Chris, it’s an elderly woman’s fault that you plopped your fat ass on her and stuck it in.

Always blame the victim.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

The thing I love about Chris is that he is so fucking autistic that his behavior is almost primal. Like you can predict the outcome of his thoughts and actions like from a mile away. Especially to pair it up with his awful self serving personality, it's fucking comical.

Now I'm not siding with Barb since she is a manipulative bitch. But these past 3 years or so, you can see that Chris has full control of Barb. He practically owns the house, all the rooms are plastered with sonichu and games. The shoe painting video shows Chris out right denying Barbs request with not much effort. All Chris do is whine no no no, and Barb shuts the fuck up. So Chris using Barb being abusive as a defense weak af imo. Chris is on full survival mode now, he has no one to depend on but his own self serving narrative and lies.

That's right Chris, none of it is your fault. You willing to stick your bent dick up your mom because of your pent up sexual urges is all Barbs fault and manipulation.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, this thread is, of course, “Chris Legal Conjecture” Thread #1337

 

[King Kiwi]

@Mariposa Electrique

You win: Chris's nuts.

I predict that will never change.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Then again, there is the creepy touching and groping and possibilities of sexual assault (Megan) that Chris has been observed or admitted to. And those things have been events Chris claims to have no control over doing. I think from his original confession, he admitted that Barb "made the first move", and to someone like Chris, who concocts his entire world around what he thinks it is, them spooning and Barb brushing her hand across his cock would be enough of an "invitation".

There's no doubt about it. Chris is a serial molester and said he drew shecameforcwc so he wouldn't rape Megan. His past history of sexual misconduct in my opinion makes it a lot more likely that Chris essentially raped Barb.

What is barb gonna do? Fight Chris off in his tard horny rage with how frail she has become drinking those meal replacement shakes?

I think the reality is Barb didn't have an escape and Chris used her. If you've seen videos where barb is talking, even when she doesn't know she's being recorded, it doesn't seem like she's all there as others have pointed out many times. Chris is a deviant.

 

[King Kiwi]

The thing I love about Chris is that he is so fucking autistic that his behavior is almost primal. Like you can predict the outcome of his thoughts and actions like from a mile away.

Interesting, so iyp he's on the same level as a orangutan?

 

[A Flying Nun]

"I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY My Little Pony Generation Five being manifested in 2020-2025 was Premature"

I fucking can't do this anymore

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I predict that will never change.

What if Chris gets delirious from a fever or really drunk (if he ever gets out) and the crazy goes so high it resets to sane?

(like stupid resetting to smart in that Homestar Runner toon @Second-Hand Boat Supplies references with that avatar)

 

[RodgerDodger]

Interesting, so iyp he's on the same level as a orangutan?

That comparison seems somehow unkind to orangutan's. Who seemingly know better than to admit they fucked their mothers on the internet.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Interesting, so iyp he's on the same level as a orangutan?

That comparison seems somehow unkind to orangutan's.

Chris didn't return to monke, he went even further back?

 

[King Kiwi]

That comparison seems somehow unkind to orangutan's. Who seemingly know better than to admit they fucked their mothers on the internet.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I hope this could serve as a lesson to all those pity-weens, Chris never learns, never changes, he still playing sonichu Jesus, he now backtracks and blames Borb, he´s not sorry and he´s not feeling any king of guilt, the ride never (literally never) ends

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

As Caden had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY My Little Pony Generation Five being manifested in 2020-2025 was Premature, and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and no Less. My and Nightstar Sonichu's intervention and aid to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro, and for your Money-Greedy Employees' and Executives' sake, I Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.
I am serious as I appear authentically in the more recent photo, and then some!

Too late for that, Chris.