Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[AnOminous]

Barb offering to sleep with him isn't as unlikely as it seems, inappropriate sexual behavior is a common and well known symptom of dementia.

He was referring to to this as something she reacted to him doing years ago. When he got laid with a whore, a long time ago.

 

[TayandYou]

He was referring to to this as something she reacted to him doing years ago. When he got laid with a whore, a long time ago.

Yeah I corrected my original post, I misread it as a recent thing possibly influenced by dementia.

There's no way this happened back in 2012, Chris is spewing some bullshit.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

GodJesus this is sad, Chris really enjoys trampling Bob's memory for some reason

 

[Smleman303]

Chris claimed barb threatened to kill herself if he left for a convention. Was this in regards to everfree or what because there was one other time she said the same thing (according to Chris) but I forget if this was a convention or the Ohio trip and this is the second time it happened

It was an earlier con, Chris went to other cons after for a while until this all blew up. Also I've been spying the chris subreddit and some of those mouth breathers are now writing fan fics where barb goes to jail because the da didn't have her interrogated.... Why the fuck would they have done that when she went in for medical and possibly didn't want to talk?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

New letter reported by Kengle.

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Guess all those very optimistic people who thought because chris was frowning that he learned anything, at all... have their answer.

Scanned the letter, can't be fucked into reading all that rambling nonsense. The nigger is absolutely getting more retarded every day. 5 of those 10 pages are his fucking signature, god damn in another year it's going to take him 2 months just to write his retardedly complex name. LOL at "in school I cared too much about education than about a relationship or sex". He can't RP in his discords with his retards and troons so he's doing it by snail mail now. He even mentions most of them, even the troon from twitter who's been passing out CWC religious cards. He has learned nothing, he has in fact doubled down on his retardation, and he just wants to get back to twitter and discord to interact with his retards more quickly.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

aside from the hilarious WW2 story, this letter is a somewhat big deal. Taking back what he said about fucking his mom, going more into her emotional abuse and manipulation on Chris is something he never really got too deep into.
Trying now to backtrack on his original statement of fucking his mom and going more into her mental and sexual manipulation wasn’t what I expected to see from this letter. Seems like his trip to the psych ward opened up a lot more memories (or lies he’s making up to be innocent who knows) while still keeping his shattered concept of reality still going on.

 

[Ophelia]

Looking at his more irritable demeanor, he might have gotten wind that he is facing some more serious charges after all.

Poor baby isn’t getting his way. People keep telling him “No” and putting him in timeout It doesn’t need to be more complicated than that.

Maybe it would've been better if they let him enjoy ponies.

At least then he wouldn't think he's Christ.

He’d be larping as pony Jesus. His godhood story goes back a long time.

Also I've been spying the chris subreddit and some of those mouth breathers are now writing fan fics where barb goes to jail because the da didn't have her interrogated.... Why the fuck would they have done that when she went in for medical and possibly didn't want to talk?

Those glue sniffing idiots really think an elderly woman is going to jail for a hillbilly crime?

 

[Alex Krycek]

I feel like I need to pray.

 

[Smleman303]

Poor baby isn’t getting his way. People keep telling him “No” and putting him in timeout It doesn’t need to be more complicated than that.


He’d be larping as pony Jesus. His godhood story goes back a long time.


Those glue sniffing idiots really think an elderly woman is going to jail for a hillbilly crime?

Yeah they really read barb not interrogated as barb didn't get a talk from the police.. And not them realising who was more cupable here. I've said it before this could backfire on Chris...

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

By the looks of this letter, I don't think he's sane to stand trail. Once Chris is asked something related to the reality of his case, you now he's going to add something about MLP or Jesus.

I’d say this shows he is sane enough to stand trial since a crazy person wouldn’t have the capability to lie or make up excuses to cover up a crime since that shows Chris comprehends what he did was wrong/illegal and that he is mentally competent enough to try and mitigate the punishment.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Is Chris getting better?

If the new jail letter is anything to go by. No. He's as crazy as ever. But now he's throwing barb under the bus accusing her of being the one who instigated the hanky-panky so he became worse by accusing the victim of being the real criminal.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His godhood story goes back a long time.

Yeah but it was "Blue Heart" - and maybe also overpowered "Night Star" with "all the psychic powers", or that "hobo Sonichu" then.

 

[also autistic]

Here it is, anyone want to transcribe the 10 pages of pure autism? (archive)

I don't know why I feel like torturing myself but I'll transcribe it if no one else wants to.

 

[MajorBlasski454]

The wiki already has a transcript, so you can spare your sanity.

 

[Ophelia]

Yeah but it was "Blue Heart" - and maybe also overpowered "Night Star" with "all the psychic powers", or that "hobo Sonichu" then.

He was “great director Chandler” and made allusions to judeo christian godhood for years. The pony and vidya versions were just more fun for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He was “great director Chandler” and made allusions to judeo christian godhood for years.

How far back do you think goes back?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Putting the mother raping aside, the idea guys are truly evil imo. The way they accelerated his delusions for money and shits and giggles really set the stage for this Jesus saga. I really believe we'd have the troon Chris with hints of classic Chris instead of whatever the fuck this is now if not for the idea guys. As for the mother raping, I think he did that on his own volition, but even there he brings in the deluded goddess element calling it healing. What a shit show all the way.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Which is more likely? Barb found out her spawn slept with a prostitute and offered to sleep with him? Or Chris is making up all kinds of shit because it’s slowly dawning on him that he’s actually in trouble and his go-to is always to blame someone, anyone, else? I don’t believe Chris.

Right. Chris knows his instantly defense won't work so he's going to do the next thing he thing of, blame the victim,. his own mother. I don't know what's going on behind closed doors or in the next couple months but I hope Barb has good defense. Neither her nor Chris are perfect by any means but I feel Barb is owed help in this case.

I think wherever he was for the last two months, had something to do with the case and him babbling on about it. There seems to be a very distinct tone while he's talking about this stuff, and devoting a lot of time to it, which means he probably was talked to by his lawyer or people at the hospital. It could be that Chris was hauled off there because he refused to cooperate in his case and tried the normal "healing and soul bonding" line or something.

Now he's consciencely trying to sow doubt about his case, now claiming that it was some spiritual thing, and his admissions way back when weren't authentic or real, whereas prior to these two months, he's been claiming that he was betrayed by Bella but never once said it didn't happen or it was exaggerated. It does sound like Chris was coached a lot on how the case works and his ways of weaseling out of it. Then again, why though? If he was accepting six months or a year for the misdemeanor all this time, and July's coming up fast, what would the point of trying to "get off"? I wonder if it was talked about in detail about him catching more charges, like rape charges and actual felonies unless he can convince the court that the entire thing is just a goofy misunderstanding.

I can see Barb saying something like "you could have just fucked me instead' out of exasperation upon her adult retard son inexplicably sharing that he had decided to court even more legal trouble by hiring a prostitute, rather than it being an actual offer.

I think it's more likely he told her he spent $$$ for an hour with a dirty whore and she responded "$$$ dollars!! I'd'a had sex with you for $$$ dollars." trying to chastise/admonish him in an albeit rather inappropriate manner for wasting money on a prostitute.

I think it was more of this than a genuine offer. Chris doesn't get sarcasm and also claimed in the letter than Barb would scream at him about money. That sounds like something Barb would do, rather than a heartfelt, genuine motherly advice.

Also Chris wouldn't have kept it a secret is his mother was seriously offering it. I checked when he had his sex dream about Barb, where he talked about mothers helping their sons that can't get women, but that was in 2016, so it's a stretch to connect the two. I think it was Chris just remembering something that would fit into his new found tries at an actual defense.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

How far back do you think goes back?

Late Teens at least, he's always had delusions of his own grandure people have written off as him telling stories to make himself seem more interesting, but they are clear delusions of some kind and since he's been sitting on his own for the last 22 years he's had nothing but time for those ideas to grow and take deeper route and spread like an invasive vine.

Chris has shown signs of something more than just autism for most of his life, and my personal theory is Bob and Barb knew about it and that's what was in the original Autisim papers and why he wasn't allowed anywhere near them and they told him a half / part truth just to explain things to the outside world but kept just how bad it was from him and hopefully the rest of the world.