Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

William Faulkner and David Lynch combined couldn't have invented a family this fucked up.
John Waters is who you need to go to for Chris. Fuck, Female Troubles can be seen as a blueprint for Chris's trajectory/arc in terms of downward spiral especially with the Dashers=Isabella and the other people who wound Chris up to make him fuck up things for their amusement.
 
Chris believes WWIII is happening, that may is a "cold month", and that WWIII started because My Little Pony did a brand refresh
I find it funny that despite Chris being in the mental hospital for two months, even with changing to resent Barb, he still blames MLP for causing the world to be shit.
 
But isn't he still a troon? He signs the letters with his female name and calls himself a goddess, and hasn't said anything about identifying as male again, so it's safe to assume the trans identity has just taken a backseat to make way for his newest delusion. And knowing Chris' poor track record when it comes to learning from his mistakes, detransition seems unlikely.
Yeah but he isn't just a troon now, this is the troon mother raping jail insane asylum goddess Jesus reincarnation saga. Troon only saga is extremely tame compared to this.
 
I feel like the sudden revelation of Barb's "proposition" may have come from some time with a Psychiatrist, and Chris giving them the "Barb started it!" recounting that he's offered up numerous times in the past year. He told the Psych that "Barb made da first moves" and was asked "OK, Do you remember anything before that where Barb made similar suggestions? What was that like?" as a way to get more information out of him, and Chris, notorious for oversharing, told the story of the prostitute and Barb (likely angrily) saying that, which ran through the Autism Filter and came out to Chris as Barb actually meaning it. It probably has bounced around in his head ever since. It was only four years later that he admitted to having dreams of fucking Barb.

I don't think this is going to end up as his "get out of jail free" card, but I would be surprised if it didn't end up in his evaluation as some kind of autistic trigger for what happened last year.
 
I feel like the sudden revelation of Barb's "proposition" may have come from some time with a Psychiatrist, and Chris giving them the "Barb started it!" recounting that he's offered up numerous times in the past year. He told the Psych that "Barb made da first moves" and was asked "OK, Do you remember anything before that where Barb made similar suggestions? What was that like?" as a way to get more information out of him, and Chris, notorious for oversharing, told the story of the prostitute and Barb (likely angrily) saying that, which ran through the Autism Filter and came out to Chris as Barb actually meaning it. It probably has bounced around in his head ever since. It was only four years later that he admitted to having dreams of fucking Barb.

I don't think this is going to end up as his "get out of jail free" card, but I would be surprised if it didn't end up in his evaluation as some kind of autistic trigger for what happened last year.
If the psych didn't know who Chris was and he told them that it was Barbara's idea and she'd propositioned her in the past, they would've believed him and in the attempt to know more about the event, Barb and his relationship surrounding the sexual stuff, they would've let him tell his woe is me story and then feed into his delusions, reaffirming Chris.
 
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If the psych didn't know who Chris was and was told that it was Barbara's idea and she'd propositioned her in the past, they would've believed him and in the attempt to know more about the event, Barb and his relationship surrounding the sexual stuff, they would've let him tell his woe is me story and then feed into his delusions, reaffirming Chris.
The hospital probably knows zero of chris' online activities. There's no reason they would. If memory serves me correct, even when chris had the therapeutic docket he didn't bring up any of his bullshit there.
 
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I don't have the words to properly convey how much I would have loved to witness said tantrum.
Just like the confrontations with "jerkops" in the "Get-Tar" and "Mal-Wart" "regions", that could be lost to "Christory".

You mean there's still stuff that costs less than a dollar these days?

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In the CWCki it states that Barb lost her virginity in high school. Now he states she doth not fuck around nary even ring the Devil's Doorbell during her years of secondary education. Is Chris abrogating his own Holy Verses?
 
I feel like the sudden revelation of Barb's "proposition" may have come from some time with a Psychiatrist.
I was thinking that from the moment I saw him mentioning her past woes with incompatible lovers.

What the poor, deluded motherfucking bastard failed to realize is that at least two of these "insufficient partners" were able to conceive with Barb (who was still viable herself at the age of 40) and not one of them are a mother fucker.

It's one thing if you're incapable of going the whole way with sex (pleasure or having babies) you're not less of a person or human being, but to mark others who can do it when, you, yourself cannot is what makes you less of a person and less of a human being.

That also means if you can do more the others you should never belittle them.

We're all human beings.

I highly doubt Chris could pleasure anyone and as there are no heirs to the Temple in sight, I'm not sure what he is bragging about.

There's no way to ask Barb and no one would.

Plus did I mention that none of these guys fucked their mothers?!
 
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Honestly getting Barbara to be equally as culpable as Chris in this is the only way I could see Chris ever being able to return to 14 Branchland.
So that lizard brain of his interpreted
even when chris had the therapeutic docket he didn't bring up any of his bullshit there.
Are you kidding? That's all he talked about when he went to region 10 therapy. Of course there's a big difference between trained mental hospital staff and stressed out over worked social workers. So whenever Chris went on about his delusions all they could do was smile and nod and tell him how fascinating that was.
 
Are you kidding? That's all he talked about when he went to region 10 therapy. Of course there's a big difference between trained mental hospital staff and stressed out over worked social workers. So whenever Chris went on about his delusions all they could do was smile and nod and tell him how fascinating that was.
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I thought his current galpal had asked him multiple times if he brought up his invisible friend and merge nonsense with his counselor and he said no. Instead he talked about the trolls and his comics and shit, but not the delusional stuff. I don't know there's so much crazy bullshit with chris for a decade plus so I could be wrong.
 
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