Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

Alex Krycek said:
Every time anyone says “It can’t get any worse than…” about Chris, he finds a way to surprise us.
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Transvestite YouTube personality, Christine Weston Chandler, arrested for dressing up as a clown and making balloon animals out of his penis at a local nursing home. When asked stop, Chandler pretended to be a squid and ejaculated in the face of an old woman. More at 11.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Transvestite YouTube personality, Christine Weston Chandler, arrested for dressing up as a clown and making balloon animals out of his penis at a local nursing home. More at 11.
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I wasn’t even being hyperbolic, I really was legit amazed and horrified he sliced his taint open with a Kitchen Knife hoping to grow a vagina and I said “there’s no fucking way he can ever do something dumber than that” and then years later he rapes his mom even though a reasonably attractive woman was offering him sex and he was getting money to go to his Horsefucker Convention with some surplus.

Watch in a few years if he’s not locked away we’re all saying now “He can’t possibly do something worse” and he will somehow surprise us. I don’t even want to think about what that might be.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
You massively underestimate the amount of white knights. I don't mean letting chris move in with them either, some might offer, but I mean in that he will have his own apartment paid for, by white knights. If anything Chris has collected more retards since the mother fucking saga, in this I can guarantee.
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Even if the white knights aren't retarded enough to send money for rent and groceries straight to chris so he can piss it away on crystals and children's toys before getting evicted, how many landlords would be willing to put up with Chris turning their apartment into a rat's nest of junk? Or the weens that fuck with him, the other tenants, and the landlord themselves? Or Chris's sperging whenever he doesn't get his way? At best he'd be living in the shittiest, most run down neighborhoods in the area because those are the only people willing to tolerate him, and then it's a matter of time before he bothers the wrong tweaker and gets stabbed, and it gets added to some sort of BS "violence against trans women" statistic.
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
Chris can be seated in his throne?
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Chris "naturally" talks at people - like an severely autistic king issuing orders or royal proclamations - rather than with.

Pappy Striderite said:
i've always insisted that chris' most crippling problem is how stupid he thinks everybody else is.
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Seems the "Real Player One"* isn't really aware that he's not the only sentient being.

*(Jail Letter - 3 October 2021 - CWCki)

ToroidalBoat said:
I've described the way CWC writes as being like "a pompous word-salad-y AI" - he likely writes that way from severe ego and autism.
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Not A. Yankee said:
Even if the white knights aren't retarded enough to send money for rent and groceries straight to chris so he can piss it away on crystals and children's toys before getting evicted, how many landlords would be willing to put up with Chris turning their apartment into a rat's nest of junk? Or the weens that fuck with him, the other tenants, and the landlord themselves? Or Chris's sperging whenever he doesn't get his way? At best he'd be living in the shittiest, most run down neighborhoods in the area because those are the only people willing to tolerate him, and then it's a matter of time before he bothers the wrong tweaker and gets stabbed, and it gets added to some sort of BS "violence against trans women" statistic.
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You'd be surprised just how far some people will go for just that little bit of clout and e-fame for trying to "help" innocent and bullied victims, like the one and only Jesus Christ Christine Weston Chandler CPU Goddess Blueheart from this dimension, like I think Chris is destined to have an autistic league of orbiters till the day he drops dead, and beyond (I'm sure one of them would be some desperate clout chasing land lord in Burgerland once they realise who he is).

It's best not to get too wrapped up in the craziness and absurdity of it all about why these people would give Chris money, I have been tracking other cows that have a revolving league of pay pigs/whales who somehow keep douch bags afloat despite all the bad shit they've done.

Just point and laugh, let these people waste their money like the cucks they are and see their master plan of trying to save Chris blow up right in their face, like all the rest of them, you can't help someone who isn't asking for help to begin with.
 
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Rupin said:
even if he did go to the con, him screwing Fiona was simply not going to happen as Isabella wanted her for herself and would have found a way to cock block Chris provided he did not do himself already.
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I kind of envision a whole knock-off version of the Man in the Pickle suit incident at Everfree, where Bella tries to woo Fiona away from Chris, but instead embarasses herself in front of Chris, Fiona, and literally everyone else at the con.

I totally think Bella would try to "steal" her from Chris like that, just so she can be the next best troll.
Executive Petrel said:
Did Chris leave Barb 150 Dollar on the nightstand after she came for CWC?
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Nah, Chris would probably just spend that 150 on McDonalds or something stupid. Not even Barb fucking him would warrant a payment like that in his mind.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
You'd be surprised just how far some people will go for just that little bit of clout and e-fame for trying to "help" innocent and bullied victims, like the one and only Jesus Christ Christine Weston Chandler CPU Goddess Blueheart from this dimension, like I think Chris is destined to have an autistic league of orbiters till the day he drops dead, and beyond (I'm sure one of them would be some desperate clout chasing land lord in Burgerland once they realise who he is).
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This.
Take a look at Bella, Louis and Espeon, who literally risked everything just to end up as a laughable sitenote in Christory that gets pointed at and made fun of.
Somehow Chris managed to attract a crowd of pests even more retarded than him, but more privileged and/or functional as well, having enough money to spend on him and enough time to wrangle him.
If you get emotionally attached enough to mess with the tard and desire to become a famous troll, you may need the internet lumberjack to cut down your online performance yourself.
 
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