Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

Male Idiot said:
Honestly most Americans couldn't even pick where Moldavia was on the map, so was Bob that dumb for it?

Especially since he grew up when it was a single soviet blob. English was the main trade language.

Carolina and Dakota are two divided states but would some elderly chinamen know this?
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It hasn't been called Moldavia in ages, also who gives a shit where Moldova is other than people trying to score a cheap white girl from Eastern Europe?
 
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Ophelia said:
Or his lawyer has told him to be quiet because “she was asking for it” is NEVER a good look, especially these days. His lawyer is more likely to ask for time served on the grounds that Chris is retarded, it was a hillbilly crime, and he needs mental help rather than prison time. Something like that, I’m not a lawyer. But not “My client should get time served because Barb was amenable to the merge.” Heilberg is not that kind of lawyer, from what we’ve seen.
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I am not a lawyer either but I watch way too much true crime and from what I can tell, for the kind of defendant Chris is (the kind that's obviously in the wrong but insists on taking things to trial anyway), blaming the other party is extremely common.

Chris Watts murdered his wife and kids, and tried to claim his wife murdered his kids. Jodi Arias murdered her exboyfriend and tried to claim it was self defense even though she stabbed him like 50 times or something and there were zero signs he ever attacked her.

Chris Chan has clear narcissistic personality traits, he's the kind of person who can never admit fault or blame even when he's 100% in the wrong. Think of all the places he was banned from, the people he assaulted, pepper sprayed, the women he harassed, the dude he tried to run over... in all of those cases Chris is convinced he is the victim.

Lawyers don't have to believe their client's bullshit in order to represent them the way they want to take a case. I've seen time and again public defenders suggest the most absurd shit (again, usually shifting the blame to the victim), as far as I can tell they're literally just doing the job of providing a legal defense, which is a human right in our country.

Besides, the public absolutely loves to see "women can be offenders too!" cases these days, they love what they perceive as drama. Have you somehow escaped the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard situation despite it being plastered over every inch of social media? People are eating that shit up
 
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The porn and porncows thread is down the hall to the left foxtrot please take your gripes with the fornication industry there.
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I am an old submarine built by angry Gopniks, forgive me.
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Chris is almost certainly aging like Barb.
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He's 40, and he looks easily 10+ years older than that.

On the note of his mental health (or lack thereof...), I don't know whether or not we can say he's getting more crazy/out of touch with reality and going through cognitive decline. I doubt we may ever even know, mentally, what level of cognition he is/was really at during the various stages of his life. Is he actually insane, or just pretending to be?
Is he actually a "high functioning" autist, is he functionally retarded, or is he just completely mentally FUBAR?
Does he actually believe he's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Jesus CPUwhateverthefuck? Or is he just putting on a larp to escape as hard as possible from the trainwreck that is his life?
We could make a case for all of these, and I doubt any of them are the TRUE AND HONEST answer. If you want mine, I think he was never truly "high functioning" and his grasp on reality has always been questionable (albeit due to him having a child's mind, not because he's crazy), and that now we're seeing his childish mind go through a BSoD because his current situation is simply incomprehensible to him.
Do you expect him to really understand "You're never getting your toys back" and "You're never allowed back around Barb" and "You're never allowed back at 14BC"?
 
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papaya said:
(the kind that's obviously in the wrong but insists on taking things to trial anyway),
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Chris is insisting on taking it to trial?

papaya said:
I've seen time and again public defenders suggest the most absurd shit (again, usually shifting the blame to the victim),
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Yes, but usually the victim isn’t a little old lady who either is senile or does a good impression of it. And how often does it work?

papaya said:
Have you somehow escaped the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard situation despite it being plastered over every inch of social media?
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Oh this is not a comparable situation. Depp was extremely popular before the shit went down and people long to love him again.

It’s within the realm of possibility that Chris’s lawyer could try that tactic as a last resort. But the situation is not that dire.

The Foxtrot said:
autist, is he functionally retarded, or is he just completely mentally FUBAR?
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He’s too crafty to be fubar.

The Foxtrot said:
Does he actually believe he's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Jesus CPUwhateverthefuck? Or is he just putting on a larp to escape as hard as possible from the trainwreck that is his life?
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The second one. He’s not trying to use his powers and he stops the larp sometimes.

The Foxtrot said:
I think he was never truly "high functioning"
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“High functioning” means he isn’t confined to a bed unable to communicate. Have you seen what non-high functioning autists are like?

The Foxtrot said:
and his grasp on reality has always been questionable (albeit due to him having a child's mind, not because he's crazy),
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That is accurate. Chris is stupid and naive, not schizophrenic or whatever.

The Foxtrot said:
Do you expect him to really understand "You're never getting your toys back" and "You're never allowed back around Barb" and "You're never allowed back at 14BC"?
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I wonder if anyone has tried to tell him this. With a kid, you’d tell them “Let’s do your time-out and then we’ll figure out the next steps.” If someone did sit him down and tell him, I don’t think he’d believe it until he saw the empty bedroom and a “No Chris Allowed” sign.
 
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Ophelia said:
I wonder if anyone has tried to tell him this. With a kid, you’d tell them “Let’s do your time-out and then we’ll figure out the next steps.” If someone did sit him down and tell him, I don’t think he’d believe it until he saw the empty bedroom and a “No Chris Allowed” sign.
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As if he’d not see it as a challenge with Chris playing the role of the protagonist who has been cruelly oppressed and surely Barb will see sense and let Chris back when he says he’s sorry and sees how upset he is.

It reminds me when Chris tried to get unbanned from the Game Place store and he assumed because he was upset about it Snyder would unban him if he apologised and explained how he felt since Chris’s thoughts and emotions are all that matter.

I think only direct consequences might change his mind like Barb calling the police on him or the neighbours or whoever is looking after the property calling them if she’s moved.
 
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AnOminous said:
It hasn't been called Moldavia in ages, also who gives a shit where Moldova is other than people trying to score a cheap white girl from Eastern Europe?
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More specifically that troll called their country of origin as "Molvania", which I think is supposed to be a play on words combining the names of Romania and Moldova.

Since Bob was very aware of the Soviet Union times and witnessed a dozen different states breakaway from the USSR, It's not too surprising for someone like him who was never modern tech savy to be aware of some made up former soviet republic called that since if you don't keep track of geopolitics or take an interest in that area of learning, you're obviously not going to know the names and locations of every country on the planet.

However if Chris was sceptical about it (like he ever was haha) he always could have searched it up to find out if that place was real or not and then that would have made Chris suspicious about their origins, but of course as history went he was too dumb to realise that.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
More specifically that troll called their country of origin as "Molvania", which I think is supposed to be a play on words combining the names of Romania and Moldova.
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Oh THAT one. Jesus. I hadn't even seen that one in years. I still can't blame Bob even for that. Some old dude getting absolute bullshit at cable modem speed, or whatever they had at the time, with a 50s mind.

Plus he was in his dotage, with an insane Snorlax wife threatening suicide, a retard son constantly shoving Fraggle Rock and Sonic and other crazy autistic shit at him, then he wins the autist contest. And then trolls. I think he just shut down at some point.
 
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GypsyBard said:
I'm sorry about this but I have to ask. I keep hearing about Nick bait and would like some resources to learn about him and the whole situation. I assume he's not like Chris where he has an entire wiki dedicated to him. Can I please get a link or a few links to things about him.
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Dude you have been here since 2015 have you been in a coma or buried under a pile of tendies or. . .okay whatever. . .
Original 2013 thread
Nick Bate 2: THE RECKONING (2015)
Nick Bate 3: JUDGMENT DAY (2016)

There are also lots of little side threads and dramas but you can dig for those yourself. They're all here.

tl;dr he is a child molester with a sentence so long he'll probably die in prison.
 
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The Dude said:
Please stop. You're embarrassing yourself by talking out your ass the way you have.

Harriet and Tom don't need to do anything for Chris. No one in this world is obligated to do a damned thing for Chris. If Barb is staying with them and Chris shows up on their doorstep then all they need do is call the police and have Chris removed.
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Chris is always someone's problem. They left their sister alone with him and she got fucked then smashed her car in the fallout, so they decided to let her in. Can't you imagine the guilt they feel, especially given their history?
You think waiting for him to make a scene then calling the police is how octogenarians work? Police can't charge him with trespassing at his own house, especially considering how much of his money has paid the mortgage. The best uniforms can do is tell him to get a hotel... which falls on Tom and Harriet to arrange.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
with the things Chris is doing and saying
and whatnot, i cant help but feel that Chris is bringing in the end times
by being the "Whore of Babylon" in revelations.

theres alot of uncanny links to it.

would be funny to see his reaction if someone called him that
and imply Chris was sent by Satan to bring on the end times.
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The only part of The Book of Revelation pertaining to his narcissistic hyperfixation is "all animals bowing down at Christ's feet/reigning at the right side of "Emmanuel's" throne and the Four Horsemen; Null trolls and Farmers/Haters sent to Hell is the icing on the cake fart as God spews the lukewarm out of his mouth as well.
 
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Apocalyptic Apopheniac said:
Chris is always someone's problem. They left their sister alone with him and she got fucked then smashed her car in the fallout, so they decided to let her in. Can't you imagine the guilt they feel, especially given their history?
You think waiting for him to make a scene then calling the police is how octogenarians work? Police can't charge him with trespassing at his own house, especially considering how much of his money has paid the mortgage. The best uniforms can do is tell him to get a hotel... which falls on Tom and Harriet to arrange.
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How does it fall on them? Chris has not been a dependent of anyone. Especially after Bob died it's just been him and barb with Chris being the one responsible for getting them extra revenue by selling his junk and e begging. It doesn't matter how much he paid if barb is still there and the judge rules Chris has to stay away from her he can't do anything about it. And he's not a minor that his uncles would have an obligation to do anything for him. He's 40 years old.
 
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