May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Ophelia]

Someone competent might have given him a shave. Too bad it wasn’t Sweeney Todd.

I wonder how well he’s been sleeping. Have you seen what someone looks like after days and days on little sleep?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Part of me wants more context for this statement. The other part of me likes to imagine that Chris is just horrifically disgusted by Asians.

Chris and Bob went to a Korean Baptist church for a while.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Come on we know this is not rock bottom.
Every time Chris hit rock bottom he somehow digs deeper.
In 10 years we will see he has a new rock bottom.

This isn't going to end until Chris commits a mass shooting.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris and Bob went to a Korean Baptist church for a while.

That photo was taken during the "bum bag phase" - you can also see it in "A Week With Christian Chandler" too.

"Bum bags" or "fanny packs" were a thing in the '90s, and Chris likes lugging a lot of stuff around.

 

[Double Dee]

Oh shit, I had my hopes up for next trial coming quick, but it's July, not June.

When are we expecting the next piece of mail wee.nery, do we think?

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

The old commercial says all you have to do is write summaries of the "Sonic Sez" messages and mail them in.

So Chris must've been like "hmm yeah don't litter" or "uh stealing is bad" and just wrote it down without really thinking about it.

Also if Chris' submission to the sweepstakes was somehow saved, it could be the "Holy Relic of Fail"...

Why do you assume he only watched the cartoon for the sweepstakes and then just stopped?

He most likely watched the whole cartoon and saw every sonic says. There wasn't a lot to watch in the 90s before streaming. You watched what was on or VHSs. That's it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There wasn't a lot to watch in the 90s before streaming. You watched what was on or VHSs. That's it.

I know, but to win those sweepstakes all one had to do was pay attention to the end segment.

It's pretty certain Chris watched the rest of the cartoons too. Cartoons then could have "educational segments" after them.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That look on his face makes me wonder if Chris has actually managed to learn something.

No, legitimately no.
The reason sadness is expressed on his face is because he's still without his toys, 100%.

Her advice was no better than Kacey telling Chris to eat salad and go running. It's all shit Chris never had any chance at actually doing successfully

She did say Chris needed to be in a group home. Which is correct, he needed to be somewhere where someone responsible looked after him and made him attempt to be even a basic functioning human with a tiny bit of responsibility in life, even if it's just keeping his tiny space clean and wiping his ass regularly. Being left alone with barb all day in a disgusting home where his father was ate by bugs and animals shit on the floor for a decade... well we know how that turned out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That's just the Thorazine coupled with the fact that this the longest he's gone without stuffing his face with mcnuggets.

Or French fries doused in soy sauce.

(he thought a lot of soy sauce could magically turn his body female IIRC)

 

[VOOFREfaDNeKPLbEmuAVjJZNQ]

made my own ai upscaled image:

 

[Calefactorite]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
EDIT: Replaced it with a version that has improved colors.
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Spoiler: Original for comparison

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Not so sure about the next silver round.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

This isn't going to end until Chris commits a mass shooting.

Do you honestly think Chris would be able to operate a handgun? He’d leave the safety on AND forget to cock it and that’s IF he even bought the right bullets and remembered to load them.

 

[King Kiwi]

Mugshot looks like reality hit him hard

Looks like a truck hit him.

 

[Sugriva]

This isn't going to end until Chris commits a mass shooting.

Personally, I'm hoping he rams Son-Chu through a crowd of people and goes out in a blaze of autistic glory.

 

[janedoe]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

Spoiler: chris lookin like ao oni

 

[The Joker]

He's thinner than he's been in years. It looks like the hospital diet worked well for him. Now let's see him binge eat on snacks that he buys from ween bucks.

 

[MegaFaggot]

He almost looks like he realises that this whole dimensional merge thing was a lie, like everything he believed in was bullshit and he fucked up his own life.. but it's chris so who fucking knows.
Sanity saga? Redemption saga? Acknowledchu saga?

 

[L50LasPak]

I can't believe they had to cut off his arms.

 

[Pork Packer]

I'm shitty at photoshop and shittier at memes, but I'd really like to do something with this even if it is a ripoff of another meme.

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[Nuka Dark Rum]

Another image enhancement done with the paid program, Gigapixel AI. You know, for some more... perspective.
EDIT: Also shoutout to Gigapixel for enhancing it much, much worse than a FREE PROGRAM.