Yeah, I've had a ton of labs including an ANA. Based on my bloodwork and X-Rays, you'd apparently think I was the pinnacle of health. But even ignoring my own subjective pain and weakness symptoms (which can be psychosomatic), I have had multiple people comment on noticeable redness and swelling in my joints, eyes, and extremities when my symptoms are flaring.
When you say your eyes are involved, you mean they are red, swollen, or both. Also, can you find a picture on the internet that resembles the type and severity of redness and/or swelling that you are experiencing to demonstrate what you are seeing (normally I'd ask for a picture of the person when it is happening, but we don't want any potential doxing on this site)?
The fact that people notice it in your eyes tells me that this is almost certainly something and is in no way psychosomatic. Just have to narrow it down a little more.
I got really bad period-like cramps while working out last week, and it's happened a few times before. Looking into it, it looks like elevated estrogen levels can make that more likely to happen, especially during ovulation.
I don't like them anyway, and not in a childish sense, I mean they actually make me feel gross, not sure what that's about either.
Unfortunately the differential and treatment for something like that can be fairly difficult. Your best bet is to consult an OB-GYN to R/O (rule out) anything that could be more problematic.
I've had an upset stomach/intestines for a few days and I assume it's a stomach bug. It could also be due to me living off coffee and like one meal a day. How do I make it pass faster? I'm impatient.
Unless its shooting out one or both ends, its probably not a common bacterial or viral GI infection. Almost all the common transient acute bacterial and viral GI infections one can acquire incidentally are typically rather acute, to put it mildly, in presentation.
I'd also advise against living on coffee and one meal a day.
I'd generally advise Famotidine (Pepcid) 20 mg PO BID (by mouth, twice a day) taken together with 2-3 Tums (Calcium/Magnesium bicarbonate). The reason for this is that the Tums actually make the Pepcid work better.
If it works, you most likely have simple gastritis from stress and/or having the diet of a homeless person or a university student. Continue treatment for 2 weeks and you should be fine. Consider smaller meals through the day, buffering the acidity of the coffee, and managing stress or it will likely come back.
If it doesn't improve starting from a week after first symptoms, gets worse, or new symptoms appear, see your primary care physician and/or a gastroenterologist. If you see a sudden severe increase in symptoms, go to the emergency room/accident-emergency department.