Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Rogowski]

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

When do you plan on charging Hirtes rent for all that time he spends in every Kiwi's head?

Mike, do you just have a text file of these and fill in your latest "enemy" in the blank?

 

[Adamska]

Mike, do you just have a text file of these and fill in your latest "enemy" in the blank?

I think he just spends every day eternally melting down, which is only stopped when his Section 8 roomies steal his shit and directly threaten him.

 

[Rogowski]

https://inkbunny.net/MichaelJayHirtes

Oddly enough when you follow this link now it redirects you to an error page that informs you that the page was deleted due to a report. Even more interesting is that it lists this thread as the reference link for the reason for deletion.

(tldr Hirtes has been confirmed for crying to moderators of furry social networks about being cyberbullied by Kiwi Farms)

 

[AnOminous]

Oddly enough when you follow this link now it redirects you to an error page that informs you that the page was deleted due to a report. Even more interesting is that it lists this thread as the reference link for the reason for deletion. View attachment 673048
(tldr Hirtes has been confirmed for crying to moderators of furry social networks about being cyberbullied by Kiwi Farms)

Since I doubt it's about him being a pedofork, since it's inkbunny, it's probably about the shit on page 78 about him scamming and stealing. He has a long history of ripping people off on commissions and other slimy behavior, and that's more likely to get you kicked off inkbunny than being exactly the kind of pervert everyone else on inkbunny is.

 

[Rogowski]

Since I doubt it's about him being a pedofork, since it's inkbunny, it's probably about the shit on page 78 about him scamming and stealing. He has a long history of ripping people off on commissions and other slimy behavior, and that's more likely to get you kicked off inkbunny than being exactly the kind of pervert everyone else on inkbunny is.

Mike had this account stolen from him when his email was hacked so more than likely Mike himself reported it when he was deleting and reporting everything related to his email hack.

EDIT:

Hirtes is getting his ass handed to him again on /cow/...

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

He learns one new thing and just spams it endlessly like it's new. I think he might be more autistic than Chris too.

 

[Rogowski]

This is the hill he wants to die on.

 

[Marvin]

Oddly enough when you follow this link now it redirects you to an error page that informs you that the page was deleted due to a report. Even more interesting is that it lists this thread as the reference link for the reason for deletion. View attachment 673048
(tldr Hirtes has been confirmed for crying to moderators of furry social networks about being cyberbullied by Kiwi Farms)

The referrer is the website that you were reading before you clicked the link.

Usually when you click a link on a website, your browser will send the "referrer" link to the target site. The target site usually ignores the referrer, but they can use it for nefarious reasons.

Like how imgur blocks any page loads with kiwifarms as the referrer. It's why you have to manually copy and paste the imgur link to get the images to load.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

DSP also jacked off on video by "mistake", but nobody thinks he's a pedophile for it. He's just an idiot. Ya know, like Chris.

The Sons of Kojima idiots (or some other a-logs that surround them) actually did do this. However that isn't good company for Mikey to be in, because they are also complete morons who absolutely nobody likes.

 

[Emo Crow]

Say that fur suit seems awfully familiar..

Spoiler

View attachment 248117

It's fucking hilarious because when I first saw Mike's fursuit, that's exactly what I thought.
And honestly, Michael makes Derek Savage seem like a mature adult

 

[PsychoNerd054]

It's fucking hilarious because when I first saw Mike's fursuit, that's exactly what I thought.
And honestly, Michael makes Derek Savage seem like a mature adult

To be fair, both of them think the best way to handle “da bullies” is to just yell in their faces and hope they run away.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Is he dead yet?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Has the smell dissipated from the local Council Bluffs Pizza Hut?

 

[Rogowski]

Is he dead yet?

Unfortunately you can still spot him around /cow/ screeching about Null and Chris. His last OP was right around the time that he got doxxed by a /cow/boy.

Is this just kiwi farms?

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.

8ch.net

/cow/ - Is this just kiwi farms?

archived 29 Apr 2019 21:48:52 UTC

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Update 5/6: If you check the thread I posted in the last post and this one (https://8ch.net/cow/res/874680.html) here about britbong it appears Hirtes is trying to false flag his lolcow status as something completely made up by Josh. He’s attempting to spread some Infowars-tier theory that @Null made up Hirtes entirely to keep weens in line and it’s all based on some flimsy theory about some guy named Superhound who’s involved with britbong drama types similar to Hirtes. If all of this sounds convoluted and autistic as shit that’s because it is. Here’s a TLDR of Hirtes’ bullshit from the britbong thread:

 

[Null]

He's been doing that for literally years.

 

[AnOminous]

He's really desperate. I don't know why. Nobody cares about him.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Which is more hilarious... the idea that a man who can't keep a Discord server from being deleted and gets butthurt when it does has somehow managed to create a conspiracy to fake more than two decades of posts both from Hirtes and dozens if not hundreds of other people about Hirtes... or the idea that Hirtes himself is so desperate to stop getting owned that he's trying to disavow his own existence, a plan that if it worked would further insure that no one notices or cares when he's incinerated and his ashes dumped in the collective pauper pile?

 

[Slapstickmonkey]

He is a pathethic underachiever of epic proportions. Actually, that is giving him too much credit since he is basically the living embodiment of failure to fire. Be it his furry porn rags or his rantings on Crush.Yiff.Destroy, he has never been anything more then a teenager ranting about how things should be or are going to be when he becomes an adult, yet refuses to actually be an adult in any real way other then age. The only thing he has is a pathetic online legacy that is a wet fart at best.

He is Michael J. Hirtes. That is his crime and that is his punishment.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He's really desperate. I don't know why. Nobody cares about him.

That's exactly why.